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(WTAM)   It's hard to be taken seriously as a bad-ass robber when your nickname is "Peaches" and you dress like a girl   (wtam.com) divider line 84
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2012-07-11 06:03:42 PM
imgs.xkcd.com
 
2012-07-11 06:04:51 PM
Well to be fair subby, The Dread Pirate Roberts was already taken
 
2012-07-11 06:18:14 PM
dailyhumorpix.files.wordpress.com

/Link is hot as heck
//A friendly community
 
2012-07-11 06:26:27 PM
Peaches Xtreme
 
2012-07-11 06:45:54 PM
i.imgur.com
At Black Angus, your name is Peaches.
 
2012-07-11 07:00:40 PM
Sucking on my titties like you wanted me
Calling me, all the time like Blondie
Check out my chrissy behind
It's fine all of the time
Like sex on the beaches
What else is in the teaches of peaches? Huh? What?
 
2012-07-11 07:01:19 PM

some_beer_drinker: [imgs.xkcd.com image 500x342]


I did a GIS for "ass robber."

It was bad...but, not as bad as I thought.
 
2012-07-11 07:22:56 PM
Hey, Honey Bunny and Pumpkin did a pretty bad-ass job of being robbers.
 
2012-07-11 07:23:32 PM
Millions of peaches, peaches for me

Million of peaches, peaches for FREE
 
2012-07-11 07:24:38 PM

the_sidewinder: Sucking on my titties like you wanted me
Calling me, all the time like Blondie
Check out my chrissy behind
It's fine all of the time
Like sex on the beaches
What else is in the teaches of peaches? Huh? What?


F*ck the pain away.
 
2012-07-11 07:28:49 PM
And what of his accomplice,Terrell "Cream" Watkins?
 
2012-07-11 07:29:03 PM
Especially hard to be a masculine bad-ass when you come from a girly named town like Lorraine
 
2012-07-11 07:32:16 PM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: [dailyhumorpix.files.wordpress.com image 640x480]

/Link is hot as heck
//A friendly community


Came for Peaches with the ping pong paddle. Leaving satisfied.
 
2012-07-11 07:36:17 PM
 
2012-07-11 07:37:57 PM
 
2012-07-11 07:42:11 PM
Jackie: It's what you want. It's what every white boy off the lake wants.
 
2012-07-11 07:43:51 PM
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Sucking on my titties like you wanted me
Calling me, all the time like Blondie
Check out my chrissy behind
It's fine all of the time
Like sex on the beaches
What else is in the teaches of peaches? Huh? What?

Sucking' on my titties like you wanted me
Calling me, all the time like Blondie
Check out my chrissy behind
It's fine all of the time
What else is in the teaches of peaches?
Like sex on the beaches, Huh? What?

Huh? Right. What? Uhh
Huh? What? Right. Uhh

Huh? What? Right. Uhh
Huh? What? Right. Uhh

SIS IUD, stay in school 'cause it's the best
IUD SIS, stay in school 'cause it's the best
IUD SIS, stay in school 'cause it's the best
IUD SIS, stay in school 'cause it's the best

Sucking' on my titties like you wanted me
Calling me, all the time like Blondie
Check out my chrissy behind
It's fine all of the time
Like sex on the beaches
What else is in the teaches of peaches? Huh? What?

fark the pain away. fark the pain away
fark the pain away. fark the pain away
fark the pain away. fark the pain away
fark the pain away. fark the pain away
fark the pain away. fark the pain away
fark the pain away. fark the pain away
fark the pain away. fark the pain away
fark the pain away. fark the pain away

Huh? What? Right. Uhh
Huh? What? Right. Uhh
What else in the teaches of peaches?
Like sex on the beaches
Huh? What? Right. Uhh

fark the pain away. fark the pain away
fark the pain away. fark the pain away
fark the pain away. fark the pain away
fark the pain away. fark the pain away
 
2012-07-11 07:44:10 PM
If it is a black dude w/ the name "Peaches" and he is still alive... you are goddamn right I am going to take him seriously.
 
2012-07-11 07:44:45 PM
If dressing up like a girl is a crime then lock me up and throw away the key.
 
2012-07-11 07:48:16 PM

Ghastly: If dressing up like a girl is a crime then lock me up and throw away the key.


You'd have too much fun, either way.
 
2012-07-11 07:50:05 PM

Gyrfalcon: Ghastly: If dressing up like a girl is a crime then lock me up and throw away the key.

You'd have too much fun, either way.


My prison sex is best because I push back.
 
2012-07-11 07:52:36 PM

vudukungfu: The most bad assed man named Peaches to have lived

Sorry, some_beer_drinker:


it's not my link...
 
2012-07-11 07:54:37 PM

some_beer_drinker:

it's not my link...


Perdon, Tatah.
 
2012-07-11 07:55:10 PM
Dude, girls are scary. Sounds like a smart move to me.
 
2012-07-11 07:55:31 PM

12349876: Millions of peaches, peaches for me

Million of peaches, peaches for FREE



His defense attorneys will try to establish an airtight alibi.

Specifically, they'll try to put him in a factory downtown.
 
2012-07-11 08:01:39 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: 12349876: Millions of peaches, peaches for me

Million of peaches, peaches for FREE


His defense attorneys will try to establish an airtight alibi.

Specifically, they'll try to put him in a factory downtown.


......pending a fresh examination of the allegation(s),of course.
 
2012-07-11 08:02:18 PM
Or it means he is such a sociopathic lunatic that what other people call him doesn't even register in his tormented alternate reality.
 
2012-07-11 08:02:51 PM

scottydoesntknow: Well to be fair subby, The Dread Pirate Roberts was already taken


Because it's passed down upon retirement.

Also:

sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net

/I really should be working ...
 
2012-07-11 08:03:19 PM
Ghastly: Gyrfalcon: Ghastly: If dressing up like a girl is a crime then lock me up and throw away the key.

You'd have too much fun, either way.

My prison sex is best because I push back.


Thread over.

Turn off the lights on your way out the door, and take your towels with you, folks.
 
2012-07-11 08:08:24 PM
00:04:24 Yeah, but did you see her butt?
00:04:28 It was like a ripe little peach.
00:04:30 That's your answer? Her ass reminded you of fruit?
00:04:34 Berta, explain it to him.
00:04:35 Well, a lot of the times a peach will have a subtle cleft in it that is visually reminiscen tof a woman's...
00:04:41 Thanks, thanks.I got it.
 
2012-07-11 08:09:26 PM

Apos: ......pending a fresh examination of the allegation(s),of course.


If they had their little way, they'd jail Peaches every day.
 
2012-07-11 08:12:49 PM
let's try this again Pops like a Pop Star.
 
2012-07-11 08:12:52 PM
I knew a Peaches once. Mexican guy who had several "straight" boyfriends. Lipstick and eye shadow and dresses, the whole bit. Also went by Susan and Yvonne. He never could find a job, but the married men he dated rendered that moot, as they paid his bills.

/there's no guilt like married(to a woman) gay man guilt
//the stories he'd tell ...
 
2012-07-11 08:13:18 PM
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Peaches Christ, badass dude, looks like a lady.
 
2012-07-11 08:13:44 PM
You know who else was called Peaches and dressed like a girl?

That's right, Ms. Peaches.
 
2012-07-11 08:15:40 PM

Ghastly: Gyrfalcon: Ghastly: If dressing up like a girl is a crime then lock me up and throw away the key.

You'd have too much fun, either way.

My prison sex is best because I push back.


now that's giving the taxpayers their money's worth
 
2012-07-11 08:15:51 PM
 
2012-07-11 08:16:20 PM
Unavailable for comment.

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2012-07-11 08:16:49 PM
Fun fact: "Peach" is Albanian for "Lady Garden."
 
2012-07-11 08:16:53 PM

jbtilley: You know who else was called Peaches and dressed like a girl?

That's right, Ms. Peaches.


Dammit!
 
2012-07-11 08:17:50 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Apos: ......pending a fresh examination of the allegation(s),of course.

If they had their little way, they'd jail Peaches every day.



*Snert*
 
2012-07-11 08:27:22 PM
Why'd they call him peaches? Is he fruity and covered in fuzz?

Or stoned at the core and full of cyanide?
 
2012-07-11 08:30:29 PM

LewDux: what peaches may look like


If "Peachy" counts, there's a fictional gentleman you should be aware of.
 
2012-07-11 08:30:29 PM
Ghastly self-portrait photo in      4... 3... 2...

www.dependabledrivein.com
 
2012-07-11 08:31:14 PM
As long as he is not walking on the beaches while I am looking
 
2012-07-11 08:39:50 PM

runcible spork: Ghastly self-portrait photo in      4... 3... 2...

[www.dependabledrivein.com image 100x100]


I dunno if Ghastly is a peach, really. More of a nectarine.

Cuz he's a little tart.
 
2012-07-11 08:41:46 PM

Police say Julian Goodson, aka "Peaches", ...
Witnesses have told police that Goodson wears women's clothing during the robbery


so you could say Peaches in Regalia ?
 
2012-07-11 08:48:25 PM
Would have preferred to use this one: [http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/058/c/9/classic_film_countdown _agif_by_angrydogdesigns-d3akwk4.gif]
but it was too big for Fark. And even so, it has no upside-down or reversed numerals.

/ Not that I would ever want to make an excuse for a thread to be about me. Or anything,
// joking
// really
 
2012-07-11 08:54:39 PM
they call me MR. PEACHES
 
2012-07-11 09:00:02 PM

the_sidewinder: Sucking on my titties like you wanted me
Calling me, all the time like Blondie
Check out my chrissy behind
It's fine all of the time
Like sex on the beaches
What else is in the teaches of peaches? Huh? What?


came for this, leaving satisfied
 
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