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(WDTN Dayton)   Don't ask, don't tell comes full circle. Airman asks Justin Bieber to ball   (wdtn.com) divider line 84
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2012-07-11 03:57:22 PM
I clicked thinking this would be about a gay airman. Leaving disappointed.
 
2012-07-11 03:59:09 PM
"I love his music. I love everything he stands for and how he is constantly giving back to the community," said Marra. "I couldn't think of anyone better to ask when it comes to enjoying a night dedicated to honoring Americas' heroes."

Yes, because when I think about honoring America's heroes, I imagine an 18-year-old Canadian pop singer.

/Bad use of Hero tag subby
 
2012-07-11 04:29:55 PM
Well played subby.
 
2012-07-11 05:02:14 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-11 05:49:43 PM
Geez, military personnel asking celebraties to balls is just getting too cliché.

/Besides, Justin would be a better date.
 
2012-07-11 06:30:38 PM
Senior Airman Ashlyn Marra
 
2012-07-11 06:31:29 PM
+1,subby.
 
2012-07-11 06:33:54 PM
Hero tag if she snaps his neck during a slow dance.
 
2012-07-11 06:36:02 PM
Funny, they misspelled "invited on base for live ammo target practice as a drone".
 
2012-07-11 06:36:29 PM
Well played Subby, though I don't agree with the Hero tag.
 
2012-07-11 06:36:54 PM
"I love his music. I love everything he stands for and how he is constantly giving back to the community,"

lolwut? He a child, and a farking pop star. Geez...
 
2012-07-11 06:40:51 PM
Subby deserve a punch in the liver.
 
2012-07-11 06:41:46 PM

BarkingUnicorn: I clicked thinking this would be about a gay airman. Leaving disappointed.


You sure about that??

www.taaz.com
 
2012-07-11 06:43:34 PM
He might throw her a puck.
 
2012-07-11 06:43:56 PM
eas81: You sure about that??

That's a man, baby. She's got an adams apple. Only trannies have adams apples.
 
2012-07-11 06:45:35 PM
I get it now. That airman chick is asking that Bieber chick out
 
2012-07-11 06:45:59 PM
Isn't that called scissoring or something.
 
2012-07-11 06:46:14 PM

thismomentinblackhistory: Well played subby.


It would've been had they not included the implied punchline of "don't ask, don't tell." Instead, it made it unfunny, once one RTFA.

/ why do so many fail this way?
// if the incongruity is implied, don't say it explicitly unless it's true
 
2012-07-11 06:48:13 PM
When did Shrek join the Air Force?
 
2012-07-11 06:48:41 PM
Ok, I know it's going to sound like sour grapes, but can someone explain something to me?

I uploaded a video to YouTube with the music to "The High and The Mighty" playing in the background. Within 2 minutes of it's posting, the soundtrack was removed and I was told it was a 'copyright violation' since I don't own the music.

It said If I tried to upload it again, it will be taken down and possible charges would be brought (or something to that effect)

So why can this video (and countless others) use copyrighted music but I can't?
 
2012-07-11 06:48:59 PM
I thought we dropped that euphemism in favor of "bang" or "pork" several years ago.
 
2012-07-11 06:52:14 PM

buntz: Ok, I know it's going to sound like sour grapes, but can someone explain something to me?

I uploaded a video to YouTube with the music to "The High and The Mighty" playing in the background. Within 2 minutes of it's posting, the soundtrack was removed and I was told it was a 'copyright violation' since I don't own the music.

It said If I tried to upload it again, it will be taken down and possible charges would be brought (or something to that effect)

So why can this video (and countless others) use copyrighted music but I can't?


Because you don't kill people for the oil companies.
 
2012-07-11 06:54:46 PM
Senior Airman Ashlyn Marra is an ultrasound technologist at the Wright Patterson AFB Medical Center.

She recently posted a YouTube video of herself requesting Justin Bieber escort her to the upcoming ball at the Air Force Museum on September 21.


It's clearly Bush's fault that a hetero woman wants to do Justin Bieber.
 
2012-07-11 06:55:20 PM
I love everything he stands for

Which is what, exactly?


eas81: BarkingUnicorn: I clicked thinking this would be about a gay airman. Leaving disappointed.

You sure about that??

[www.taaz.com image 370x491]


dippedincream.com
 
2012-07-11 06:55:45 PM

buntz: Ok, I know it's going to sound like sour grapes, but can someone explain something to me?

I uploaded a video to YouTube with the music to "The High and The Mighty" playing in the background. Within 2 minutes of it's posting, the soundtrack was removed and I was told it was a 'copyright violation' since I don't own the music.

It said If I tried to upload it again, it will be taken down and possible charges would be brought (or something to that effect)

So why can this video (and countless others) use copyrighted music but I can't?


samples brah

/I have no idea
 
2012-07-11 06:56:06 PM
too bad it was not a seaman

//the lolz would be stronger
 
2012-07-11 06:59:11 PM

mat catastrophe: Because you don't kill people for the oil companies.


Well, not for the armed forces anyway
 
2012-07-11 06:59:42 PM
I bish I was a baller.
 
2012-07-11 07:09:53 PM
Beebz should do this just for the novelty of of the bragging rights to claim that he once banged the FUGLIEST chick in the US Air Farce. YEESH. . Of all the services the USAF alone can lay claim to not only the hottest but the most hot chicks. How deep did they have to dredge to find her ?

And if you're reading this Beebz : Modified wooden toilet paper roller works wonders


Have at it
 
2012-07-11 07:11:52 PM

mat catastrophe: buntz: Ok, I know it's going to sound like sour grapes, but can someone explain something to me?

I uploaded a video to YouTube with the music to "The High and The Mighty" playing in the background. Within 2 minutes of it's posting, the soundtrack was removed and I was told it was a 'copyright violation' since I don't own the music.

It said If I tried to upload it again, it will be taken down and possible charges would be brought (or something to that effect)

So why can this video (and countless others) use copyrighted music but I can't?

Because you don't kill people for the oil companies.


What are you? Some kind of idiot?
 
2012-07-11 07:12:25 PM
I believe subby's point was that wanting a date with Justin Bieber is something that should definitely be on a "don't ask, don't tell" basis.
 
2012-07-11 07:12:58 PM

BarkingUnicorn: I clicked thinking this would be about a gay airman. Leaving disappointed.


THIS. So much this. Thanks subby.
 
2012-07-11 07:14:17 PM

eas81: BarkingUnicorn: I clicked thinking this would be about a gay airman. Leaving disappointed.

You sure about that??

[www.taaz.com image 370x491]


Yeesh, that looks like a knock-off creepy sex doll version of Jennifer Aniston
 
2012-07-11 07:15:42 PM

BronyMedic: eas81: You sure about that??

That's a mannequin, baby. She's got an adams apple. Only trannies have adams apples.

 
2012-07-11 07:17:17 PM

eas81: BarkingUnicorn: I clicked thinking this would be about a gay airman. Leaving disappointed.

You sure about that??

[www.taaz.com image 370x491]


Is she gay, or made of plastic? Ew.
 
2012-07-11 07:17:33 PM
I didn't even know the Air Force had a ball (and I was in the Air Force). Maybe everyone conspired not to tell me...
 
2012-07-11 07:18:55 PM
ok, this was cute when it was original but now every young military person is going to start asking famous people to accompany them to balls. boring.
 
2012-07-11 07:30:03 PM
Justinbieber is a funny name for a girl.
 
2012-07-11 07:40:33 PM
Ever wonder why you guys lost in Iraq and Afghanistan? Between this and the Fightin' Bronies, now ya know!
 
2012-07-11 07:41:34 PM
I thought the headline at first read "Aikman" and thought that this was Troy Aikman's way of coming out of the closet.
 
2012-07-11 07:44:05 PM

Launch Code: Justinbieber is a funny name for a girl.


I thought so too, but then I saw the picture in the article. Didn't he play "Spence" on the King of Queens? And I said to myself, "Ashlyn Marra" is an odd name for a guy..... the world is getting far to complex for me. All I need is a few "back in my day" stories, and I'm my grandfather.
 
2012-07-11 07:49:58 PM

CreampuffCasperMilktoast: Launch Code: Justinbieber is a funny name for a girl.

I thought so too, but then I saw the picture in the article. Didn't he play "Spence" on the King of Queens? And I said to myself, "Ashlyn Marra" is an odd name for a guy..... the world is getting far to complex for me. All I need is a few "back in my day" stories, and I'm my grandfather.


And I would have bet that I was going to be the first to say she looked like Patton Oswalt in drag.
 
2012-07-11 07:52:22 PM
Honestly thought this had something to do with basketball. Then, "Oh you mean a ball like in Cinderella."
 
2012-07-11 08:01:40 PM
img844.imageshack.us

"I did no such thing! Leave me out of this!"
 
2012-07-11 08:10:57 PM
Military personnel asking out celebrities via internet video is getting as played out as all those "father surprises daughter/son with return home from (insert desert wasteland) at his/her (insert public school function)" videos or the generic local news story of a military homecoming where they interview the wife with the newborn that the father has not met yet because we was overseas. We get it already....
 
2012-07-11 08:18:01 PM

fusillade762: I love everything he stands for

Which is what, exactly?


eas81: BarkingUnicorn: I clicked thinking this would be about a gay airman. Leaving disappointed.

You sure about that??

[www.taaz.com image 370x491]

[dippedincream.com image 333x500]


I was so happy to learn Ellen Page is merely bisexual. Even though I, random Farker, have no chance with her in a million years, I have to admit to reacting Lloyd Christmas-style when I found out she wasn't full-fledged lesbo.
 
2012-07-11 08:22:56 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: [img844.imageshack.us image 300x250]

"I did no such thing! Leave me out of this!"


Hehehehehehe.... thank you for that.
 
2012-07-11 08:33:43 PM

leevis: BronyMedic: eas81: You sure about that??

That's a mannequin, baby. She's got an adams apple. Only trannies have adams apples.


content9.flixster.com

Nothin's going to stop us now.
 
2012-07-11 08:34:48 PM

Random Bastage: Hehehehehehe.... thank you for that.


Heh, anytime, mammajamma, you're welcome - cheers!
 
2012-07-11 08:36:38 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: [img844.imageshack.us image 300x250]

"I did no such thing! Leave me out of this!"


You glorious bastard, I chortled cheese from my pizza.

Well played..but you have made a powerful enemy this day...
 
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