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(AZ Family)   Arizona residents want to know why a jet was leaving contrails as it circled aimlessly in the sky for an hour   (azfamily.com) divider line 125
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2012-07-11 02:07:53 PM
All jets leave contrails. Sometimes they linger and spread, sometimes they quickly disperse, sometimes you cant see them.

/At least we stopped flying the shuttle so the ozone hole will finally close.
 
2012-07-11 02:09:23 PM
CHEMTRAILS! CHEMTRAILS!

it's a conspiracy!
 
2012-07-11 02:12:35 PM

Weaver95: CHEMTRAILS! CHEMTRAILS!

it's a conspiracy!


Pretty much.
 
2012-07-11 02:14:08 PM
farm3.staticflickr.com
 
2012-07-11 02:14:37 PM
I'm sure the passengers were none too thrilled about it either.
 
2012-07-11 02:15:16 PM
CODE RED! CODE RED! ::MESSAGE REPEATS!:: CODE RED!

Get your vinegar and spray bottles, people!

Make those chemtrails disappear!
 
2012-07-11 02:22:10 PM

Vodka Zombie: CODE RED! CODE RED! ::MESSAGE REPEATS!:: CODE RED!

Get your vinegar and spray bottles, people!

Make those chemtrails disappear!


Skybird, this is Dropkick with a red dash alpha message in two parts. Break. Break. Red dash alpha.
 
2012-07-11 02:23:10 PM
The conspiracy nuts love the soil here. They sprout ultra quickly, require little water, and flourish in places where no self respecting organism would dare venture.
 
2012-07-11 02:25:24 PM

Weaver95: Vodka Zombie: CODE RED! CODE RED! ::MESSAGE REPEATS!:: CODE RED!

Get your vinegar and spray bottles, people!

Make those chemtrails disappear!

Skybird, this is Dropkick with a red dash alpha message in two parts. Break. Break. Red dash alpha.


Should we water the marigolds? I repeat: Should we... water... the marigolds.
 
2012-07-11 02:33:29 PM
The answer, according to officials from Pinal Airpark near Marana - is simple.

Turns out the private Boeing jet is owned by a cargo company called Southern Air out of Connecticut. It hadn't been flown since 2003, according to flightaware.com.


Ah, simple.

It left Marana at about 1:30 in the afternoon, and after circling around several times, it appears to head to California - where it reportedly was supposed to land at Travis Air Force Base.

Uh-oh.

"It could have been an aircraft that had some special equipment on board that they were checking out to find out whether or not that equipment was working properly..." said Jim Tilmon, an aviation expert.

You're not helping.

Southern Air didn't return a call for comment, but the company's website states that it does work with the US Military to help deliver cargo.

We're through the looking glass here, people.
 
2012-07-11 02:38:57 PM
I want to believe that it's nothing to worry about, but what a convenient excuse that it was on a test flight because it "hadn't flown since 2003." Who keeps a freaking jet laying around for 9 years?!?! Not exactly the same as that antique car that needs a restoration.

Also suspicious, is the cargo company that owns it, works with the military!! Hello, wake up sheeple!!! Usually, the chemtrail jets fly in a straight line as to avoid suspicion, but perhaps this is a new tactic the government is using? Scary
 
2012-07-11 02:43:03 PM
Those chemtrails are deadly dihydrogen monoxide, probably a mind control gas from Obama.

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2012-07-11 02:54:06 PM

Mark Ratner: I want to believe that it's nothing to worry about, but what a convenient excuse that it was on a test flight because it "hadn't flown since 2003." Who keeps a freaking jet laying around for 9 years?!?! Not exactly the same as that antique car that needs a restoration.

Also suspicious, is the cargo company that owns it, works with the military!! Hello, wake up sheeple!!! Usually, the chemtrail jets fly in a straight line as to avoid suspicion, but perhaps this is a new tactic the government is using? Scary


Joking or stupid?
 
2012-07-11 03:05:24 PM
I just want to know what they're putting in our water.
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2012-07-11 03:18:28 PM

serial_crusher: I just want to know what they're putting in our water.
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It confuses me that the people who are so adamant that the government is putting evil fluoride in our water are the same people who defend fracking, when it is obviously putting things in the water that isn't good for you.
 
2012-07-11 03:35:48 PM
It's just more boron tests. They use it as a conduit for communications when operating over enemy air space.
 
2012-07-11 03:36:12 PM

Mark Ratner: I want to believe that it's nothing to worry about, but what a convenient excuse that it was on a test flight because it "hadn't flown since 2003." Who keeps a freaking jet laying around for 9 years?!?!



Seriously, who would keep a jet lying around for 9 years, Especially in Arizona! It's crazy, I tell ya!
 
2012-07-11 03:52:30 PM

FloydA: Seriously, who would keep a jet lying around for 9 years, Especially in Arizona! It's crazy, I tell ya!


Looks very similar to Area 51
 
2012-07-11 03:55:18 PM

Mark Ratner: FloydA: Seriously, who would keep a jet lying around for 9 years, Especially in Arizona! It's crazy, I tell ya!

Looks very similar to Area 51


What does Area 51 look like?
 
2012-07-11 03:57:35 PM

Weaver95: Skybird, this is Dropkick


Turn your key, sir!
 
2012-07-11 03:59:31 PM

BSABSVR: Joking or stupid?


Could be both...
 
2012-07-11 04:14:06 PM

Mark Ratner: FloydA: Seriously, who would keep a jet lying around for 9 years, Especially in Arizona! It's crazy, I tell ya!

Looks very similar to Area 51



What makes you say that?
i105.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-11 04:52:30 PM

FloydA: Mark Ratner: FloydA: Seriously, who would keep a jet lying around for 9 years, Especially in Arizona! It's crazy, I tell ya!

Looks very similar to Area 51


What makes you say that?


Notice the lack of vegetation, trees, grass, etc? Could be evidence of chemtrail activity.
 
2012-07-11 04:56:44 PM

Mark Ratner: FloydA: Mark Ratner: FloydA: Seriously, who would keep a jet lying around for 9 years, Especially in Arizona! It's crazy, I tell ya!

Looks very similar to Area 51


What makes you say that?

Notice the lack of vegetation, trees, grass, etc? Could be evidence of chemtrail activity.


Area 51 is actually very lush. They use spent nuclear waters, purify it and grow things like cannabis with it. Then they sell it to Mexican Drug Cartels to sneak up into the US to sell to citizens.
 
2012-07-11 05:04:27 PM

Nadie_AZ: Mark Ratner: FloydA: Mark Ratner: FloydA: Seriously, who would keep a jet lying around for 9 years, Especially in Arizona! It's crazy, I tell ya!

Looks very similar to Area 51


What makes you say that?

Notice the lack of vegetation, trees, grass, etc? Could be evidence of chemtrail activity.

Area 51 is actually very lush. They use spent nuclear waters, purify it and grow things like cannabis with it. Then they sell it to Mexican Drug Cartels to sneak up into the US to sell to citizens.


Sounds like a good way to finance their secret projects, since they aren't officially part of the federal budget.
 
2012-07-11 05:06:10 PM

Nadie_AZ: It confuses me that the people who are so adamant that the government is putting evil fluoride in our water are the same people who defend fracking, when it is obviously putting things in the water that isn't good for you.


When they go on about water ask them about CHLORINE, the chemical used in WW1 gas attacks; you can actually see their brain swell
 
2012-07-11 05:17:15 PM
Was it spraying fer mosquito's.......
 
2012-07-11 05:18:01 PM

Vodka Zombie: Weaver95: Vodka Zombie: CODE RED! CODE RED! ::MESSAGE REPEATS!:: CODE RED!

Get your vinegar and spray bottles, people!

Make those chemtrails disappear!

Skybird, this is Dropkick with a red dash alpha message in two parts. Break. Break. Red dash alpha.

Should we water the marigolds? I repeat: Should we... water... the marigolds.


Negative skybird, I repeat, negative. The water is WET. I repeat, the water is WET. Advise hoseclamp.
 
2012-07-11 05:18:14 PM
Captain Trips knows.
 
2012-07-11 05:22:29 PM
I know a guy who believes contrails are "chemtrails". He is indeed quite a nutter when it comes to conspiracy theories.
 
2012-07-11 05:23:15 PM

Mark Ratner: I want to believe that it's nothing to worry about, but what a convenient excuse that it was on a test flight because it "hadn't flown since 2003." Who keeps a freaking jet laying around for 9 years?!?! Not exactly the same as that antique car that needs a restoration.

Also suspicious, is the cargo company that owns it, works with the military!! Hello, wake up sheeple!!! Usually, the chemtrail jets fly in a straight line as to avoid suspicion, but perhaps this is a new tactic the government is using? Scary


Ironic that the first 4 words of your post are "I want to believe".
 
2012-07-11 05:24:31 PM
Someone get Mulder and Scully out of the Rest Home....
 
2012-07-11 05:33:04 PM

Nadie_AZ: serial_crusher: I just want to know what they're putting in our water.
[assets0.ordienetworks.com image 464x348]

It confuses me that the people who are so adamant that the government is putting evil fluoride in our water are the same people who defend fracking, when it is obviously putting things in the water that isn't good for you.


They put fluoride in the water to calcify your pineal gland so you can't communicate with the transdimensional machine elves.
 
2012-07-11 05:33:45 PM
Ahh, Southern Air.

Maybe it was this one, finally escaped the surly bonds!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHhZwvdRR5c
 
2012-07-11 05:34:20 PM
Gotta love a documentary about UFO believers that I watched a number of years ago. One UFO organization member complained about one of their members who, when seeing ANYTHING take off from the local airport, would point and shout "UFO! UFO!"
 
2012-07-11 05:35:14 PM
I saw this and concluded it was something military because the area over which it was circling is the Barry Goldwater bombing range in southwestern Arizona that is uninhabited. I doubt it was anything important if they were flying it around in an airplane that had not been flown in awhile -- probably flying it over the bombing range so they could ditch the craft if something went wrong.
 
2012-07-11 05:40:55 PM
farm3.staticflickr.com
 
2012-07-11 05:41:19 PM
Americans are so desperate to believe that terrorists are interested in hijacking a plane and crashing it into their house out in Bumfark, Nowhere. Look, terrorists don't give a shiat about killing you. You are nobody.
 
2012-07-11 05:42:11 PM

serial_crusher: I just want to know what they're putting in our water.
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+1, awesome video.

As for the Area 51 question, I dunno but here's a good album:

cdn.pastemagazine.com
 
2012-07-11 05:42:44 PM

Joelogon:
Turns out the private Boeing jet is owned by a cargo company called Southern Air out of Connecticut. It hadn't been flown since 2003, according to flightaware.com.

Southern Air didn't return a call for comment, but the company's website states that it does work with the US Military to help deliver cargo.


So that's what the CIA is calling Air America nowadays.

/Special bonus - out of Connecticut.
 
2012-07-11 05:46:29 PM
Pinal Airpark is cool. Its basically a huge parking lot for unused passenger and cargo jets. The dry desert air is supposed to be better for long term storage. These are often flown on short hops around the airport. Its fun to watch if, like me, you have no life.


That said, don't expect to get an honest answer about any aircraft story. I like this one in the Arizona Republic posted a few weeks ago: Link which claims an F-16 escort of a small private airplane into the stellar airpark, which is basically a small run way surrounded by private homes (with private garage/hangars for their planes,) was part of some sort of 'excercise'. no way. Wrong area, completely wrong 'airport' for that type of thing.
 
2012-07-11 05:47:09 PM
I don't know if there's some chemical we've been pumping into our environment that's exacerbating the ambient level of paranoia and batshiattery, or if it's just the press eroding away to being nothing *but* tabloid bullshiat, and that's giving cover for the crazy motherfarkers to come out of the woodwork.

But in either case, seeing low-rent conspiracy nonsense and flat world ignorance -- the shiat that used to get laughed off -- being treated seriously in the media and in politics, is farking demoralizing.
 
2012-07-11 05:47:14 PM

anotar: Ahh, Southern Air.

Maybe it was this one, finally escaped the surly bonds!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHhZwvdRR5c


And punched the face of God?
 
2012-07-11 05:48:00 PM

Nadie_AZ: Mark Ratner: FloydA: Seriously, who would keep a jet lying around for 9 years, Especially in Arizona! It's crazy, I tell ya!

Looks very similar to Area 51

What does Area 51 look like?


++++ start privacy barrier 6++++/looks out through my blast proof window slit, HMMMM just like this (insert live link)

//most of them like me, some others are mean and scary. they don't like me talking to other "folks".

contact later at the agreed time and frequency.

+++++close privacy barrier6+++++

It's a place where research is done. seek "barrier6"
 
2012-07-11 05:50:01 PM
Well it was trying to!
 
2012-07-11 05:51:12 PM

Deathfrogg: Vodka Zombie: Weaver95: Vodka Zombie: CODE RED! CODE RED! ::MESSAGE REPEATS!:: CODE RED!

Get your vinegar and spray bottles, people!

Make those chemtrails disappear!

Skybird, this is Dropkick with a red dash alpha message in two parts. Break. Break. Red dash alpha.

Should we water the marigolds? I repeat: Should we... water... the marigolds.

Negative skybird, I repeat, negative. The water is WET. I repeat, the water is WET. Advise hoseclamp.


Okay. The chicken is in flight. I repeat, chickens away. Will report to park bench.
 
2012-07-11 05:51:29 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: Those chemtrails are deadly dihydrogen monoxide, probably a mind control gas from Obama.


And keep in mind that dihydrogen monoxide has been linked with thousands of deaths - if not more - throughout history. This is a reckless disregard for the safety of the American people, if not an outright assault.

/Joke
//In case it needs to be specified....
 
2012-07-11 05:53:04 PM
Wtf is wrong with people. Ever wonder why crop dusters fly a few feet off the ground? BECAUSE THE FARKING CHEMICALS WON'T WORK IF THEY DID IT FROM 20,000 FEET!!

Derp.
 
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2012-07-11 05:55:29 PM
www.trbimg.com
 
2012-07-11 05:56:58 PM
Circle = "wild". They wouldn't like flying with me.

BSABSVR: Who keeps a freaking jet laying around for 9 years?


Say again?
 
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