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(The Onion)   San Diego Comic-Con marred by rival Bully-Con   (theonion.com) divider line 25
    More: Satire, san diego comic con, New York Bully-Con, San Diego, San Diego Convention Center, Matt Fraction, fifth year  
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2012-07-11 01:06:23 PM  
The plumbing bill to unclog all the convention center toilets of residual swirly hair should be astronomical.
 
2012-07-11 01:33:00 PM  
Assuming of course that this isn't real, which mod got bullied into greenlighting this crappy article?

Whoever it was, the article was bad, and you should feel bad. Do you like being inadequate at your job? What kind of idiot does this?

//awww, are you gonna cwy? Serves you right for doing your job, arsehole.
 
2012-07-11 01:35:05 PM  

IronJelly: Assuming of course that this isn't real, which mod got bullied into greenlighting this crappy article?

Whoever it was, the article was bad, and you should feel bad. Do you like being inadequate at your job? What kind of idiot does this?

//awww, are you gonna cwy? Serves you right for doing your job, arsehole.


Yup, look at his lip. Here comes the lip.
 
2012-07-11 01:39:26 PM  
should be fun if they pick on my friend, the black belt, who very much enjoys things like comic con.
 
2012-07-11 01:40:05 PM  
meh.
Good concept for an article, execution could've been better.
 
2012-07-11 01:40:37 PM  

IronJelly: Assuming of course that this isn't real, which mod got bullied into greenlighting this crappy article?

Whoever it was, the article was bad, and you should feel bad. Do you like being inadequate at your job? What kind of idiot does this?

//awww, are you gonna cwy? Serves you right for doing your job, arsehole.


I'm going to set up a website where people can PayPal money to subby for taking your abuse. He deserves a vacation!
 
2012-07-11 01:41:47 PM  
o.onionstatic.com
 
2012-07-11 01:43:30 PM  

Grapple: should be fun if they pick on my friend, the black belt, who very much enjoys things like comic con.


One of those dojos where you can have it in 6 months and never have to spar anyone as long as you pay up front?
 
2012-07-11 01:46:34 PM  

hackhix: [o.onionstatic.com image 600x340]


Thank you, I was having trouble getting a bigger version of that. Also needs:
William Zabka
Zack Ward
 
2012-07-11 02:07:28 PM  

Grapple: should be fun if they pick on my friend, the black belt, who very much enjoys things like comic con.


i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-07-11 02:22:16 PM  

IronJelly: Assuming of course that this isn't real


Politifact gives the Onion 5 stars
 
2012-07-11 02:33:58 PM  
I've always thought there should be a Sandwich-Con...because I like sandwiches.
 
2012-07-11 02:48:34 PM  

unicron702: Grapple: should be fun if they pick on my friend, the black belt, who very much enjoys things like comic con.

One of those dojos where you can have it in 6 months and never have to spar anyone as long as you pay up front?


Actually, no, not that I know of. It took her several years to work up to it.
 
2012-07-11 02:49:06 PM  
Hahahaha!!!
 
2012-07-11 02:52:47 PM  

IronJelly: Assuming of course that this isn't real, which mod got bullied into greenlighting this crappy article?

Whoever it was, the article was bad, and you should feel bad. Do you like being inadequate at your job? What kind of idiot does this?

//awww, are you gonna cwy? Serves you right for doing your job, arsehole.


www.wildmanstevebrill.com
 
2012-07-11 03:20:13 PM  
Double sack-wacks at the Marvel booth!

/ I love the Onion, laughed really hard at the How to go to the Walking Dead panel and absolutely ruin it

// Issue 100 is out today, it's a doozy
 
2012-07-11 03:20:57 PM  
Maybe that is a replica Colt .45 1911 I have strapped to my leg as part of my Captain America First Avenger costume. Maybe it isn't.
 
2012-07-11 03:21:42 PM  

Grapple: unicron702: Grapple: should be fun if they pick on my friend, the black belt, who very much enjoys things like comic con.

One of those dojos where you can have it in 6 months and never have to spar anyone as long as you pay up front?

Actually, no, not that I know of. It took her several years to work up to it.


If have to buy a black belt on layaway, God's just letting you know that people as poor as you should get used to being stepped on.
 
2012-07-11 04:00:32 PM  

Grapple: should be fun if they pick on my friend, the black belt, who very much enjoys things like comic con.


This seems to be a recurring theme in geekdom. Some nerds learn how to deal with bullies very well.
 
2012-07-11 04:07:41 PM  

Grapple: unicron702: Grapple: should be fun if they pick on my friend, the black belt, who very much enjoys things like comic con.

One of those dojos where you can have it in 6 months and never have to spar anyone as long as you pay up front?

Actually, no, not that I know of. It took her several years to work up to it.


So she didn't pay up front?
 
2012-07-11 04:10:57 PM  

IronJelly: Assuming of course that this isn't real, which mod got bullied into greenlighting this crappy article?

Whoever it was, the article was bad, and you should feel bad. Do you like being inadequate at your job? What kind of idiot does this?

//awww, are you gonna cwy? Serves you right for doing your job, arsehole.


i.ytimg.com

THE MOD CAN'T GET THE CAP OFF!
 
2012-07-11 05:00:44 PM  
When satire becomes reality: This year's Anime Expo took place at the same time as the X Games, and were held in the same part of downtown LA. Otaku dorks versus skate punks.
 
2012-07-11 06:06:44 PM  
This would have been funny 10 years ago before Hollywood co-opted Comic Con for their own needs.
 
2012-07-11 07:19:43 PM  

Lor M. Ipsum: Grapple: should be fun if they pick on my friend, the black belt, who very much enjoys things like comic con.

This seems to be a recurring theme in geekdom. Some nerds learn how to deal with bullies very well.


I did. daily beatings and being scrawny for years gave me drive and ambition to do the work and the anger aids in the focus quite nicely when you are 15.
 
2012-07-12 07:35:45 AM  
I find it odd that my first thought was about a Theodore Roosevelt convention.
 
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