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2012-07-11 12:17:35 PM
I was going to post a snarky response that the number of people using the internet who worked forty hours a week in a minimum wage job while walking fifteen miles to-and-back in the snow to their full-time college classes must far exceed the national average, but the more of the piece that I read...yeah, he pretty much owned the kid.
 
2012-07-11 12:21:08 PM
I love how the person going to university on a full-ride game-playing scholarship is crying about how nobody else can understand their "oppression."
 
2012-07-11 12:31:42 PM
www.agnostic-library.com
 
2012-07-11 12:55:40 PM
Awesome response. The douchebag whiner got owned and deserved an ass-chewing. Of course, he won't take it to heart.
 
2012-07-11 01:04:55 PM
Ouch.
 
2012-07-11 01:19:53 PM
Normally this is the part where I post UGA_Florida.jpg and UGA_Spurrier.jpg but even as a die-hard natural born Bulldogs hater I stood up and cheered.
 
2012-07-11 01:23:50 PM
It is in my nature to despise UGA with every fiber of my being, but I liked that.
 
2012-07-11 01:31:50 PM
I think every coach in college football (hell, even professional) should put that in every corner of the locker room. The stupid comment by the friend of the arrested player, and insanely awesome response by the fan.
 
2012-07-11 01:34:12 PM
You been told.
 
2012-07-11 01:53:34 PM
i253.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-11 02:01:44 PM
i369.photobucket.com

OHHhhh, biatchslap!
 
2012-07-11 02:36:07 PM
That was an epic rant. I would like to point out though that working 40 hours a week at pizza hut will no longer pay for your 4 years at college. Hell the local community college here is $2500 a semester. That is just tuition.

The football kid was offered a trade off worth millions if he stayed the #1 receiver and a guaranteed degree in the subject of his choice. Instead of biatching about how he was being used a smart person would use them right back.
 
2012-07-11 03:35:25 PM
Somehow I knew that the following sentence would be included in his reply:

" I would have killed to have worn the red & black, just to run onto the field and stand on the ******** SIDELINE - ONCE."


But you weren't good enough. Live with it.
 
2012-07-11 03:39:02 PM

Moopy Mac: But you weren't good enough actually willing to kill enough people to get to that level. Live with it.


FTFY
 
2012-07-11 03:39:19 PM
possessing the smarts of a window licking retard with water on the brain...

I'm stealing that.
 
2012-07-11 03:43:03 PM
*applause*
 
2012-07-11 03:50:47 PM

bluorangefyre: Normally this is the part where I post UGA_Florida.jpg and UGA_Spurrier.jpg but even as a die-hard natural born Bulldogs hater I stood up and cheered.


I, too, came in here to snark UGA fans. But after reading that, wow. I'd buy that guy a beer if I met him in a bar.
 
2012-07-11 03:51:48 PM

Moopy Mac: Somehow I knew that the following sentence would be included in his reply:

" I would have killed to have worn the red & black, just to run onto the field and stand on the ******** SIDELINE - ONCE."


But you weren't good enough. Live with it.


RUDY! RUDY! RUDY! RUDY!
 
2012-07-11 03:55:36 PM
That. Was. Beautiful. sniffle
 
2012-07-11 03:56:06 PM

Tyrone Biggums: bluorangefyre: Normally this is the part where I post UGA_Florida.jpg and UGA_Spurrier.jpg but even as a die-hard natural born Bulldogs hater I stood up and cheered.

I, too, came in here to snark UGA fans. But after reading that, wow. I'd buy that guy a beer if I met him in a bar.


Same here. Great rant.

*citizen kane clapping.jpg*
 
2012-07-11 03:57:52 PM
I got tears in my eyes reading that response. I think I even heard America the Beautiful in the background.
 
2012-07-11 04:06:40 PM
BOOOOOM Headshot!
 
2012-07-11 04:09:17 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: I love how the person going to university on a full-ride game-playing scholarship is crying about how nobody else can understand their "oppression."


Any time they are held responsible for their own actions, their almost inevitable reaction is to claim oppression, discrimination, or racism.
 
2012-07-11 04:09:49 PM
www.lookpictures.net
 
2012-07-11 04:13:53 PM

Moopy Mac: Somehow I knew that the following sentence would be included in his reply:

" I would have killed to have worn the red & black, just to run onto the field and stand on the ******** SIDELINE - ONCE."


But you weren't good enough. Live with it.


Since that is apparently the only thing you got out of that entire thing, I am forced to out you as one of the ungrateful, self-absorbed players in question. Out with it, show us your stats, superstar. Tell us why feeling winsome for something that we know we can't do is more important than everything else that the person said.
 
2012-07-11 04:20:17 PM
That ......was .......awesome.

Good to see he was dismissed from the team. Maybe that will be a good lesson for him in the future
 
2012-07-11 04:36:30 PM
I think the only downside of the player's dismissal from the team is that now he won't be able to do anything but delve back into the unsavory lifestyle that he's claiming his oppression and difficulties arise from.

I mean come on, the guy clearly isn't gonna turn around and join the Peace Corps.
 
2012-07-11 04:40:04 PM
Flawless victory.
 
2012-07-11 04:42:34 PM

grinding_journalist: I think the only downside of the player's dismissal from the team is that now he won't be able to do anything but delve back into the unsavory lifestyle that he's claiming his oppression and difficulties arise from.

I mean come on, the guy clearly isn't gonna turn around and join the Peace Corps.


I don't think Washington (the player who posted on FB complaining) was dismissed from the team. Crowell was.
 
2012-07-11 04:45:00 PM

grinding_journalist: I think the only downside of the player's dismissal from the team is that now he won't be able to do anything but delve back into the unsavory lifestyle that he's claiming his oppression and difficulties arise from.

I mean come on, the guy clearly isn't gonna turn around and join the Peace Corps.


He might after he gets out of the booty house. Filing off a number on a firearm is a big no-no, and unless someone's going to volunteer to go to the pokey for him he's going to have lots of fun-filled nights with his cellmate Bubba.
 
2012-07-11 04:48:37 PM
Luxury.
 
2012-07-11 04:50:50 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: grinding_journalist: I think the only downside of the player's dismissal from the team is that now he won't be able to do anything but delve back into the unsavory lifestyle that he's claiming his oppression and difficulties arise from.

I mean come on, the guy clearly isn't gonna turn around and join the Peace Corps.

He might after he gets out of the booty house. Filing off a number on a firearm is a big no-no, and unless someone's going to volunteer to go to the pokey for him he's going to have lots of fun-filled nights with his cellmate Bubba.


He's already signed at Alabama State in Montgomery... because he's good. He's farked up 3 or 4 times at UGA and they kept giving him second chances because they needed him. If he had sucked he would have been off the team on his first offense.

Meanwhile, our hero Bobby will go back to cheering for these same douchebags all while crying his eyes out about their entitlements and scholarships - an entitlement that he is providing.

Hey Bobby, you're doing it wrong.
 
2012-07-11 04:51:58 PM
On the one hand, I understand the football player's sentiment of wanting to circle the wagons and support a teammate, and saying "f*ck anyone not in the circle."

On the other hand, you can't say it like that. And I really wanted to make fun of the long response, but it was pretty solid. Probably could've done without the swearing and would've made a better point, but I'll give it a solid 9.6/10 (Olympic scale, not troll scale).
 
2012-07-11 04:55:05 PM
Can someone please post said rant? My work browser won't let me see it.
 
2012-07-11 04:57:54 PM

Rapmaster2000: He's already signed at Alabama State in Montgomery... because he's good.


He signed at Alabama State because there is no restriction on him playing right away, since BamaState is an FCS school. He doesn't have to sit out a year.
 
2012-07-11 04:58:15 PM
Eh, not a big fan of the "you know how I'D act if I didn't suck/have my knee blown out in high school" stuff.
 
2012-07-11 05:02:42 PM

IAmRight: On the one hand, I understand the football player's sentiment of wanting to circle the wagons and support a teammate, and saying "f*ck anyone not in the circle."



Although every team from Alabama to Youngstown State claims that the odds were against them and nobody thought they could win. They were on a mission to shock the world and prove everybody wrong. It was us against the world. Cliche, cliche, cliche.
 
2012-07-11 05:02:57 PM

The_Six_Fingered_Man: Rapmaster2000: He's already signed at Alabama State in Montgomery... because he's good.

He signed at Alabama State because there is no restriction on him playing right away, since BamaState is an FCS school. He doesn't have to sit out a year.


Well, that. What I was getting at is that if he sucked he'd be gone from football and gone from UGA a long time ago. It took a felony to get him kicked off the team.

I can't be all gung ho for Bobby here. The things he's complaining about is a thing that he's contributing to. Even after 3 Cromwell chances, Bobby is still following the team's tweets. Bobby is a paper tiger. All talk and no action.
 
2012-07-11 05:13:14 PM

ChrisDe: Although every team from Alabama to Youngstown State claims that the odds were against them and nobody thought they could win. They were on a mission to shock the world and prove everybody wrong. It was us against the world. Cliche, cliche, cliche.


It's stupid and everyone does it, but you need everyone to buy in to the team and their teammates to some degree to be great.

One of the coaches I used to work with was a cliche machine but damned if the team didn't rally the f*ck around him every single time.
 
2012-07-11 05:40:04 PM
"Bobby's" Facebook pic:

images.wikia.com
 
2012-07-11 05:51:47 PM

balfourk: Can someone please post said rant? My work browser won't let me see it.


"'all (of you) think you know so much, but in reality you know
nothing. You don't know what we come from, you don't know our struggles, all you
know is the number on our jersies. 99% of you don't give a crap about us
outside of football. When we're doing well you're all in our faces, when things
get tough and we need encouragement you're nowhere to be found. You're
fake and I despise you for it. We shall band together guys, we've been
working hard and we only need each other. NONE of those outsiders will contribute
to our survival as a team or as individuals, you can guarantee that.

#stickclosetoeachother ~corn washington"

This prompted this amazing response from a UGA fan named Bobby:

OK Mr. Corn, I'll bite, what oppressive circumstance that none of us can possibly understand are you referencing? Are you suggestingthat none of us come from families that struggled to make ends meet? Maybe none of us were raised by a single parent? Perhaps some of us didn't eat grilled cheese sandwiches, cheap hot dogs (with no bun), ramen noodles, or fishsticks for dinner AS A TREAT because we came from an era of economic recession that makes today's seem tame?

Let me tell you something you shortsighted little moron, poor when I was a kid meant something entirely different than it does now.. and we had it good compared to our parents and grandparents who survived on hope, sunshine, and tap water...

When I was a kid, I didn't have a video game system, the TV in the LIVING ROOM was 19 inches of black & white goodness and it got 4 channels; two of them without adjusting the rabbit ears every few minutes, and one of those channels was PBS - so Sesame Street & Mr. Rogers all freaking day. This TV was shared by 4 people, you dig?

Hell, I woke up everyday wondering if Russia was going to nuke our asses for no apparent reason or if I might spontaneously explode if I didn't wear a condom during sex...

I grew up listening to Georgia football on the radio - A.M. RADIO! We were lucky if 4 games were televised a year. I never missed a second of ANY game. I would sit in a 120 degree car until the final whistle if need be.

We had one telephone, with a cord and it was a rotary that I had to ask permission to use. I ate in a restaurant 4 or 5 times a year and wore clothes til they either fell off or I outgrew them. We had 2 window units in our house and I didn't own a car until I was a senior in high school - guess who bought it and insured it?

Crime was high and if we wanted to go somewhere during the day, we walked - often many, many miles. When I started looking for a job, it took 47 applications before I finally got one - at McDonalds, making $3.35/hour. I attended ****** Georgia Public schools that were UN-air- conditioned (you may find it hard to believe, but it actually used to get hot back in the 70s and 80s... who knew?)

I played high school football in the era where coaches only let us drink water once per practice, before there were limitations on when we could start practicing each year, so we practiced all summer if we wanted to start. My helmet had straps inside, not pads - and spearing, clothesline tackles, horse collar tackles, head slaps, and taking cheap shots @ wide recievers & quarterbacks was not only legal, but expected...

I've never run a 4.4, never benched 500 lbs and never been visited by a college coach. I paid my own way to college and worked at Pizza Hut wearing brown polyester for 40 hours a week while attending a full load of classes.

My family is full of nuts, my neighborhood kind of sucked, and so did my my prospects. I would have killed to have worn the red & black, just to run onto the field and stand on the ******** SIDELINE - ONCE.

When I screwed up and got a DUI, no one came to bail me out, I went to court alone, paid my fine, did my community service and dealt with it. It sucked, but I figured I learned that was probably something I
shouldn't do again... So that I could afford my DUI fine, I went without electricity and
and gas for a summer, which meant the only 2 things that worked in my house were the
door lock and the toilet... I ate white bread and canned mushrooms for many weeks in a row because that's what the gas station on the corner had.. When I was feeling fancy, I'd buy eggs or
*gasp* Chef Boyardee Ravioli...

So now, here we are.. one of your poor downtrodden teammates has suffered unjustly from some heretofor unknown boogey man that clearly has stacked the deck against him.

Nevermind that 3/4s of the state would have loaned him their car and put him up for the night after he decided to stay in state and play for dear old UGA. Nevermind that 65% of the state forgave him the 1st
4 or 5 times he failed a drug test, acted like a petulant little ***** about school or classwork, came out of every game that an opponent busted him in his little ***** assed mouth, and generally acted like a little dreadlocked flower with all of the toughness of a three legged kitten, possessing the
smarts of a window licking retard with water on the brain...

So now he's taken to driving around with the next generation of UGA players with a gun that apparently
isn't his and lo & behold, the serial number has been removed ( a Federal Offense that carries a penalty of 2-10 year in the joint).

But it's clearly not his fault, I mean.. how could it be, he's been a model citizen since he left Columbus and arrived on the big stage. Every gesture, every nuance would lead the dispassionate bystander to the opinion that this just COULDN'T POSSIBLY be IC1′s gun!

What the **** is the matter with you morons?

I was around when Frank Ros and the boys stole a pig before the 1980 season.. I was aware of the entire defense getting suspended before playing Miami of Ohio in the Tangerine Bowl ( a game I watched on that black & white TV - we lost as a result in spite of being heavily favored), hell I even vaaaguely remember some of the expoilts of Jake Scott...

Every one of those guys was punished in some way that made them want to die & then they contritely returned to the team, better men for it. (Well, except for Scott who told Dooley to **** off and went to play in Canada before becoming a Super Bowl MVP eventually.. but he didn't whine like a freaking ***** that nobody understood **sniff**, *******, and besides, I'm pretty sure Jake Scott could kill any one of you just by yelling)

How did your boy IC1 fare after his 6 or 7 chances?

Your little boy brains need to catch up to your full grown man bodies before you find yourselves hanging off the back of a trash collection truck IF YOU'RE LUCKY!

You're blessed with health, superior athletic ability, and keen minds.. every advantage possible. Free school, a huge support system, the adulation of fans everywhere.. and somehow, we just don't understand?

Understand what, that you're a freaking moron? That some of you waste these gifts and then whine like a ***** because instead of giving you a 6th, 7th, 8th, or 9th chance we dare wonder what'n the hell is the matter with you?

I suppose instead I should EXPECT YOU TO FAIL? Then I would understand, right?

Are you idiots eating lead paint sandwiches between all the bong hits
you're apparently doing?

Be a freaking man and own up to your situation. It's not everyone
else's fault, the quicker that takes root in your addled brain the better.

Take the gifts that are given you - the OBVIOUS advantages the wheel of fortune has allowed you to enjoy and make something out of yourself.. or disappear into oblivion (preferably quietly, lest we think you are an even bigger idiot than you have led us to believe already)

I hope your dad is en route to Athens to kick you in the ***
(because I doubt our candy-assed coach will), you need it...

Your Pal,

Bobby
 
2012-07-11 05:53:40 PM
Fark, you're slipping:

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/oblig
//a rant that needed to be said.
 
2012-07-11 06:27:04 PM
Bobby for President!
 
2012-07-11 06:41:54 PM

ChrisDe: I got tears in my eyes reading that response. I think I even heard America the Beautiful in the background.


This calls for a Youtube Epic Reading.
 
2012-07-11 07:17:01 PM
All I have to say is
i101.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-11 07:25:56 PM
dear bobby:

you grew up with electricity? there is a kid somewhere in somalia that would stick a severely malnourished foot in your ass


shut the fark up and roll tide
 
2012-07-11 07:35:23 PM
FTFA: Are you idiots eating lead paint sandwiches between all the bong hits you're apparently doing?

2.bp.blogspot.com

/ oh slap ...
 
2012-07-11 07:39:23 PM

MrVeach: you grew up with electricity? there is a kid somewhere in alabama that would stick a severely malnourished foot in your ass

shut the fark up and roll tide


Fixed.
 
2012-07-11 08:10:58 PM

MrVeach: dear bobby:

you grew up with electricity? there is a kid somewhere in somalia that would stick a severely malnourished foot in your ass


shut the fark up and roll tide


Dude?

This is a time to put partisan stuff aside and enjoy the biatch slap administered by Bobby.
 
2012-07-11 08:54:38 PM
LOL this sounds just like a buddy of mine. I may have to call him in a few to see if it was him.
 
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