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(People Magazine)   Tom Cruise no longer wearing wedding ring. Looks like he's officially back on the market, fellas   (people.com) divider line 35
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2012-07-11 01:13:39 PM
Pass.
 
2012-07-11 01:37:53 PM
Too short.

And crazy.
 
2012-07-11 01:47:01 PM
Jeremy Renner seen boarding a plane to wherever Cruise is right now.
 
2012-07-11 01:50:21 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: Jeremy Renner seen boarding a plane to wherever Cruise is right now.


I should have figured someone who could play Dahmer so expertly couldn't be right in the head.
 
2012-07-11 02:52:11 PM
Wait, why would Tom Cruise take off his wedding ring? He's married to Katie Holmes right? Unless they got divorced, but I'm sure I would have heard about it on Fark.
 
2012-07-11 02:53:58 PM
He's good looking, but he's no Peter Dinklage.
 
2012-07-11 02:55:21 PM
The punchline is he wouldn't be wearing the ring during filming anyway.
 
2012-07-11 03:04:50 PM
What kind of loser gets divorced and still wears a wedding ring?

Unless he's using it for one night stands with women who only sleep with married men...
 
2012-07-11 03:08:07 PM

Great Janitor: What kind of loser gets divorced and still wears a wedding ring?

Unless he's using it for one night stands with women who only sleep with married men...


?
 
2012-07-11 03:10:33 PM
I see what you did there.
 
2012-07-11 03:22:51 PM
Dude is rich. I'd hit it. If he paid all my bills off.

/why yes, that would make me gay
//it would also make me debt free
///I could live with the stigma
 
2012-07-11 03:23:41 PM

Surool: The punchline is he wouldn't be wearing the ring during filming anyway.


Came in here to say basically this. I"m sure there are tons of pictures, and likely even VIDEO of him not wearing a wedding ring. Entire films, in fact.
 
2012-07-11 03:43:08 PM
CENTER TOOTH.

/seriously. you can't not notice it.
 
2012-07-11 03:50:40 PM

xanadian: Pass.


Done in One.
 
2012-07-11 04:00:09 PM
He's nuts. I'll take Charlie Sheen instead ;)
 
2012-07-11 04:02:24 PM
Not a fan of his, but I gotta admit he has a pretty nice body for his age.
 
2012-07-11 04:50:53 PM
FIVE Cruise-related greenlights today.

This is farking ridiculous.
 
2012-07-11 05:05:20 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: Dude is rich. I'd hit it. If he paid all my bills off.

/why yes, that would make me gay
//it would also make me debt free
///I could live with the stigma


He'd force you into Scientology, though. And you'd most likely be dissapeared into "The Hole" or worse, the RPF in Canada.
 
2012-07-11 05:12:03 PM

Disgruntled Goat: FIVE Cruise-related greenlights today.

This is farking ridiculous.


Disgruntled Goat: FIVE Cruise-related greenlights today.

This is farking ridiculous.


The day is not over yet, either.
 
2012-07-11 05:29:34 PM
Why is being gay a bad thing? I'm straight as a Drew Brees pass but I have no problems about who other people are attracted too.
 
mjg
2012-07-11 06:33:03 PM

Surool: The donkey punchline is he wouldn't be wearing the ring during filming anyway.


/ftfy
 
2012-07-11 06:47:41 PM
+1
 
2012-07-11 06:57:37 PM
No thanks.

I am saving my self for a polygamous relationship with Joe Manganiello and Chris Meloni.
 
2012-07-11 07:52:38 PM
OK I am just sayin---does Scientology not have a Dating Service? Seriously..
 
2012-07-11 07:59:01 PM
Hey, with his new supernatural powers, it won't be a problem. I mean, he can control his environment and the minds of those around him, right?

/how much more obvious, and stupid, could the Co$ get?
 
2012-07-11 07:59:47 PM

tchau: Why is being gay a bad thing? I'm straight as a Drew Brees pass but I have no problems about who other people are attracted too.


What I am saying is I'd be gay for pay.

/Its got to be ALOT of money mind you.
 
2012-07-11 08:19:08 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-11 08:48:19 PM
You can't catch me gay thoughts
 
2012-07-11 09:22:10 PM

SpinStopper: He's nuts. I'll take Charlie Sheen instead ;)


At least with Charlie you get an occasional drink.
 
2012-07-11 09:33:42 PM
Isn't Fark maxim #478 "Never stick your dick in crazy?"

Does that apply to male-on-male also?
 
2012-07-11 10:08:04 PM
I was unaware of that filter. Duly noted
 
2012-07-12 02:10:20 AM
He might be short, but you know he'd be eager to please!
"Wait, one more time, and I promise, it'll be just like you showed me!"
 
2012-07-12 07:29:47 AM
So he finally the the Ring to Mordor?
 
2012-07-12 07:59:36 AM

tchau: Why is being gay a bad thing? I'm straight as a Drew Brees pass but I have no problems about who other people are attracted too.


It's not his being gay that's the problem. People, for reasons unknown are getting bent out of shape because he refuses to stand up in public and declare that he's gay. It is unacceptable for him to be in the wardrobe, despite it being his choice.

Either that or people are pissed off at his success and that he gets to bang women they can only dream of so appease themselves by saying he's gay when he isn't so they can believe he doesn't enjoy the poon they wish they were getting.

Gay, straight, in a wardrobe who farking cares? Guy makes good films and isn't a douche.
 
2012-07-12 08:47:21 PM

Swiss Colony: tchau: Why is being gay a bad thing? I'm straight as a Drew Brees pass but I have no problems about who other people are attracted too.

It's not his being gay that's the problem. People, for reasons unknown are getting bent out of shape because he refuses to stand up in public and declare that he's gay. It is unacceptable for him to be in the wardrobe, despite it being his choice.

Either that or people are pissed off at his success and that he gets to bang women they can only dream of so appease themselves by saying he's gay when he isn't so they can believe he doesn't enjoy the poon they wish they were getting.

Gay, straight, in a wardrobe who farking cares? Guy makes good films and isn't a douche.


what level ot are you?

i'm a sp, that's why i ask
 
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