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(CBS Detroit)   What's The Best Nickname For Verlander And Upton?   (detroit.cbslocal.com) divider line 48
    More: Interesting, Justin Verlander, Kate Upton, Shelby Township, swimsuit models, Detroit Tigers  
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1593 clicks; posted to Sports » on 11 Jul 2012 at 12:51 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-07-11 12:54:54 PM  
Hotmonkeysexfastball
 
2012-07-11 12:55:22 PM  
What are you doing in that tree with a camera-ton?
 
2012-07-11 12:55:57 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Hotmonkeysexfastball


You win.
 
2012-07-11 12:56:19 PM  
Verl....and HER!
 
2012-07-11 12:56:24 PM  
Luckysumbiatchwhosedatingmyfuturewife
 
2012-07-11 12:56:49 PM  
Uplander? More like OUTLANDERRRRRRRRRR
 
2012-07-11 12:57:00 PM  
OverInTwoMonths?
 
2012-07-11 12:58:05 PM  
I don't know, but they were both responsible for all star blowouts.
 
2012-07-11 01:00:25 PM  
Yes, let's ruin sports media even further by adding a dash of celebrity gossip!
 
2012-07-11 01:06:08 PM  
The Adventures of Tripod and Boobsie
 
2012-07-11 01:07:51 PM  
Justin Upton. Just make sure nobody in baseball already has that name and you're good to go.
 
2012-07-11 01:08:55 PM  

Super Chronic: Justin Upton. Just make sure nobody in baseball already has that name and you're good to go.


Spectacular.
 
2012-07-11 01:13:44 PM  

UNC_Samurai: Yes, let's ruin sports media even further by adding a dash of celebrity gossip!


No offense but, where have you been the last 20 years?
 
2012-07-11 01:14:03 PM  
Dunno...but pitching like that all-star outing, he'll be lucky to pickup skanks in the bar of his teams hotel while in cleveland, let alone prime tail such as that. Mila Kunis dumped me and moved to Hollywood when she realized my fastball topped out at 78 and I'd never make pro. Guess i shoulda learned a knuckler.
 
2012-07-11 01:14:22 PM  
Pitch and B*tch.
 
2012-07-11 01:15:34 PM  
Tits Uplander
 
2012-07-11 01:19:33 PM  

don't understand: Pitch and B*tch.


Snort!
 
2012-07-11 01:19:46 PM  
Verlander? Atlee Hammaker Jr.
 
2012-07-11 01:23:15 PM  
VerlUptious?
 
2012-07-11 01:24:03 PM  
Juggstin
 
2012-07-11 01:26:15 PM  
B.J. and the Bear
 
2012-07-11 01:29:32 PM  

aNihilV10L8tr: Dunno...but pitching like that all-star outing, he'll be lucky to pickup skanks in the bar of his teams hotel while in cleveland, let alone prime tail such as that. Mila Kunis dumped me and moved to Hollywood when she realized my fastball topped out at 78 and I'd never make pro. Guess i shoulda learned a knuckler.


Yes because we all know how important All Star game performances are when it comes time to sign another 25 million a year contract.
 
2012-07-11 01:29:43 PM  
Lucky Asshole and Kate Upton

Too long?
 
2012-07-11 01:31:34 PM  
The better question is how many all stars can nail them in one inning. Verlander set the bar pretty high. Let's hope Upton can surpass it with the super slow mo hd cameras running.
 
2012-07-11 01:40:21 PM  
JustUptonNogood?

JustNK8? (for the tweeters)

Screwballs?

1.bp.blogspot.com

/still think VerlUptuous was the best
 
2012-07-11 01:46:11 PM  
I really thought this headline was referring to Jutin Upton getting traded to the Tigers. Apparently I was way off. Good for him though, she's incredible.

aNihilV10L8tr: Dunno...but pitching like that all-star outing, he'll be lucky to pickup skanks in the bar of his teams hotel while in cleveland, let alone prime tail such as that. Mila Kunis dumped me and moved to Hollywood when she realized my fastball topped out at 78 and I'd never make pro. Guess i shoulda learned a knuckler.


He was trying to throw 100mph in the first inning, which isn't his style. It blew up on him, and I highly doubt he cares.
 
2012-07-11 01:51:11 PM  
Real men don't play silly games on trying to decide silly nicknames. Real men just fap to pictures of Kate.
 
2012-07-11 01:58:29 PM  
In five years time, I think Tonlander will work.
 
2012-07-11 02:04:38 PM  

WTF Indeed: OverInTwoMonths?


If she was with me, my name could be "OverInThirtySeconds"!
 
2012-07-11 02:07:25 PM  
Skanky ho and Kate Upton?
 
2012-07-11 02:14:16 PM  
I find that BJ Upton works in a semi-humorous fashion here as well. Not all that funny, but still thought-provoking.
 
2012-07-11 02:21:04 PM  
Up & Ander.

/so obvious!
 
2012-07-11 02:26:42 PM  
Katelander
 
2012-07-11 02:29:17 PM  
VerupLanderton
 
2012-07-11 02:36:34 PM  
Upt'er
 
2012-07-11 03:14:17 PM  
Nice Tits & Who?
 
2012-07-11 03:34:06 PM  
Less words, more pics (of Kate).
 
2012-07-11 04:31:36 PM  
Pitches and biatches

(Because I hear Kate Upton throws a mean slider)
 
2012-07-11 04:33:30 PM  
 
2012-07-11 04:54:14 PM  
WeneedmorepicturesofUptoninthisthread.
 
2012-07-11 04:54:40 PM  
I Was Justin Her Yeah Her Kate Upton So I Gave Up 5 In The First To The NL Costing The AL Home Field But It Was Kate Upton So Fark You.
 
2012-07-11 05:22:23 PM  
id throw her some Hail Mary's.

www.theunticket.com

/id make a habit of it too
 
2012-07-11 05:52:44 PM  

homarjr: He was trying to throw 100mph in the first inning, which isn't his style. It blew up on him, and I highly doubt he cares.


He must not think his team has a chance in the post-season, with all his not caring who has home field and such.
 
2012-07-11 06:35:16 PM  
He can start and I'll be the closer

/does that mean it's sloppy seconds? Then again who the fark cares, it's Kate Upton
 
2012-07-11 08:55:04 PM  
Michigan Pussy-Whipped?
 
2012-07-11 10:57:04 PM  
Hitting for the cycle, throwing it in the dirt.
 
2012-07-11 11:17:31 PM  
No-hitter I'dHitHer
 
2012-07-12 07:35:54 PM  
Up-Vers?
 
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