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(Ology)   TMZ accidentally breaks story that Katie Holmes is being stalked by TMZ   (ology.com) divider line 34
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2012-07-11 12:48:36 PM  
and the drivel continues.
 
2012-07-11 12:50:17 PM  
I just had this brilliant idea for a horror-comedy where two clans of bumbling Vampires step all over each-other's toes in pursuit of their victims.
 
2012-07-11 12:50:17 PM  

Dirtybird971: and the drivel continues.


Now with Pops!
 
2012-07-11 12:51:07 PM  
I'd be inclined to say that the author of TFA is really reaching here, but I'm not sure. Normally when TMZ refers to paparazzi not affiliated with them they make a point to say so. But, the TMZ story says "It is unclear", which could mean anything. Whether the SUVs in question are TMZ guys or not, they obviously have people on her, so I guess the point is... who cares?
 
2012-07-11 12:51:47 PM  
Well, you'd be taking TMZ's word for it but in their story they claim they checked to see if the cars following Katie were just other paparrazi like themselves, acknowledging that Katie is followed by them as well
 
2012-07-11 12:52:43 PM  
Hard to know who to root for.
 
2012-07-11 12:53:31 PM  
but it does remind me of the joke about hiring 2 private eyes each with instructions to follow the other.
 
2012-07-11 12:54:08 PM  
Oooo...Metabloid
 
2012-07-11 12:55:21 PM  
what's a Katie Holmes?
 
2012-07-11 01:00:18 PM  

TeDDD: I just had this brilliant idea for a horror-comedy where two clans of bumbling Vampires step all over each-other's toes in pursuit of their victims.


Twilight of the Vanities? Is Tom Hanks busy?
 
2012-07-11 01:00:36 PM  

HelloNeuman: what's a Katie Holmes?


Pretty much like Elizabeth Smart but older, and only taken to look like Tom has sex....
 
2012-07-11 01:01:46 PM  

Bonus: the driver in one of the suspicious vehicles above is reading a tabloid rag about Cruise and Holmes's divorce. Which means it's entirely possible that the next day he read a story about himself convering the story that he's reading about himself. We're through the looking glass, people.


My mind = blown.
 
2012-07-11 01:02:00 PM  
Note to Ology: There's no such word as "mistaked".
 
2012-07-11 01:03:35 PM  

Sock Ruh Tease: Bonus: the driver in one of the suspicious vehicles above is reading a tabloid rag about Cruise and Holmes's divorce. Which means it's entirely possible that the next day he read a story about himself convering the story that he's reading about himself. We're through the looking glass, people.


My mind = blown.


We need to go deeper.
 
2012-07-11 01:04:53 PM  

olapbill: Sock Ruh Tease: Bonus: the driver in one of the suspicious vehicles above is reading a tabloid rag about Cruise and Holmes's divorce. Which means it's entirely possible that the next day he read a story about himself convering the story that he's reading about himself. We're through the looking glass, people.


My mind = blown.

We need to go deeper.


It's turdles all the way down.
 
2012-07-11 01:09:05 PM  
The original TMZ story was pretty clear that the people they photographed weren't their people and they weren't any paparazzi that their people recognized.

Is this "Ology" site something that exists to debunk negative scientology stories or something? I've never heard of it before.
 
2012-07-11 01:09:10 PM  

HelloNeuman: what's a Katie Holmes?


It's slang for a bad female actress with a funny face who whores herself out to a crazy psychotic religious nutbag for publicity.
 
2012-07-11 01:20:33 PM  
zipmeme.com
 
2012-07-11 01:32:37 PM  

HelloNeuman: what's a Katie Holmes?


A porn star who married a ten inch dick.
 
2012-07-11 01:38:51 PM  
Whatever is going on you know that for Tom Cruise and Co$ to get completely run over by Katie farkin Holmes in two short weeks she had to have some awesome dirt on them.

That also means that Co$ will be closely monitoring every second of her life just waiting for her to make the slightest mistake that they can use to turn the tables on her and/or disgrace her. You just know that Co$ would love to toss a handbag full of coke into her car and then call the sheriff on her.

Whatever she has on Cruise and Miscavige I hope she has prepared this carefully "doomsday-machine-style." I'm talking multiple copies with multiple lawyers ready to get dropped in the mail to the press at the slightest provocation. Because those Co$ mother-farkers never leave their enemIes alone.
 
2012-07-11 01:40:25 PM  

HelloNeuman: what's a Katie Holmes?


A discontinued Stepford WifeTM model.

But that's not important right now.....
 
2012-07-11 01:43:16 PM  

acefox1: Whatever is going on you know that for Tom Cruise and Co$ to get completely run over by Katie farkin Holmes in two short weeks she had to have some awesome dirt on them.

That also means that Co$ will be closely monitoring every second of her life just waiting for her to make the slightest mistake that they can use to turn the tables on her and/or disgrace her. You just know that Co$ would love to toss a handbag full of coke into her car and then call the sheriff on her.

Whatever she has on Cruise and Miscavige I hope she has prepared this carefully "doomsday-machine-style." I'm talking multiple copies with multiple lawyers ready to get dropped in the mail to the press at the slightest provocation. Because those Co$ mother-farkers never leave their enemIes alone.


She rolled a 20 for initiative, and stacked up a lot of combat modifiers. If Sun Tzu is to be believed that counts for a lot.
 
2012-07-11 01:49:10 PM  
Have you tried the Hot Pocket Hot Pocket? It's a Hot Pocket filled with a Hot Pocket. Tastes just like a Hot Pocket. I'm going to go and stick my head in a microwave.
HOT POCKET.
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2012-07-11 01:54:36 PM  

Tickle Mittens: acefox1: Whatever is going on you know that for Tom Cruise and Co$ to get completely run over by Katie farkin Holmes in two short weeks she had to have some awesome dirt on them.

That also means that Co$ will be closely monitoring every second of her life just waiting for her to make the slightest mistake that they can use to turn the tables on her and/or disgrace her. You just know that Co$ would love to toss a handbag full of coke into her car and then call the sheriff on her.

Whatever she has on Cruise and Miscavige I hope she has prepared this carefully "doomsday-machine-style." I'm talking multiple copies with multiple lawyers ready to get dropped in the mail to the press at the slightest provocation. Because those Co$ mother-farkers never leave their enemIes alone.

She rolled a 20 for initiative, and stacked up a lot of combat modifiers. If Sun Tzu is to be believed that counts for a lot.


...so it's like being in the JAG Corps?
 
2012-07-11 02:00:32 PM  
Excellent douchebag police baseball caps on the dashboard of the SUV, as well.
 
2012-07-11 02:11:55 PM  
Well, at least we know the reporting is accurate.
 
2012-07-11 02:34:21 PM  
...and the dodecafecta is complete
 
2012-07-11 03:10:23 PM  

Meatybrain: HelloNeuman: what's a Katie Holmes?

A porn star who married a ten inch dick.


A porn star? Really?

/to the cloud!
 
2012-07-11 03:44:50 PM  

acefox1: Whatever is going on you know that for Tom Cruise and Co$ to get completely run over by Katie farkin Holmes in two short weeks she had to have some awesome dirt on them.

That also means that Co$ will be closely monitoring every second of her life just waiting for her to make the slightest mistake that they can use to turn the tables on her and/or disgrace her. You just know that Co$ would love to toss a handbag full of coke into her car and then call the sheriff on her.

Whatever she has on Cruise and Miscavige I hope she has prepared this carefully "doomsday-machine-style." I'm talking multiple copies with multiple lawyers ready to get dropped in the mail to the press at the slightest provocation. Because those Co$ mother-farkers never leave their enemIes alone.


I wouldn't worry too much. I read somewhere earlier today that she had the whole split completely mapped out like a farking battle plan. Burner phone, attorneys in multiple states retained just in case Cruise tried to wiggle out of divorcing in NY so he could get custody easier, she even called up her folks and got them involved. I'm sure any sort of dirt she has is residing in multiple law offices in multiple states plus her family probably has a copy of whatever it is as well. As far as I can see, she made an exit plan and executed it pretty damn well. I'll be honest, I never thought I'd see the day that she'd get all covert and bootstrappy like this, I'm mildly impressed. Probably helps that her dad is a divorce lawyer as well, eh?

"You want to leave the crazy couch jumper? Oh honey, we're so glad! Here's what you need to do so that he can't fark you over. Don't worry, Daddy's got this, Princess."
 
2012-07-11 04:35:25 PM  
Holy fark that site is annoying on a mobile device.
 
2012-07-11 04:51:52 PM  
While this thread is amusing (good job farkers), if you watch TMZ or visit their web site, then you are what's wrong with humanity.
 
2012-07-11 05:31:56 PM  
TMZ: Guys go follow Katie Holmes.

(later) Guys: We got nothing. We only got pictures of each other.

TMZ: Run story that she is being stalked.

Sources unconfirmed.

/dog bites man = no story
//man bites dog = story
///go bite a dog
 
2012-07-12 12:18:54 AM  

rynthetyn: The original TMZ story was pretty clear that the people they photographed weren't their people and they weren't any paparazzi that their people recognized.

Is this "Ology" site something that exists to debunk negative scientology stories or something? I've never heard of it before.


I wondered the same thing, but on the surface at least, it appears to be a crappy entertainment/social media site.

Link

Bonus: founded by a Moran.
 
2012-07-12 05:46:18 AM  

Meatybrain: HelloNeuman: what's a Katie Holmes?

A porn star who married a ten inch dick.


Really? Wikipedia sez "5 ft 7 in"
 
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