thespindrifter: What a sad, sad little man. He needs attention so very bad, it's painful to watch. It's kinda creepy actually, the way he courts the college-age sector for his needs. I pity this man, and all the other old attention whores out there who have such a monstrous void in their souls that they need to fill with the lauds of others. It's like KISS or THE WHO on yet another farewell tour, only they do it for the money too, and Bill just does it because he's a lonely puppy at the gates of the Humane Society.
poot_rootbeer: Thanks, CNN and Fox News, for numbing the public's ability to distinguish between real news and clumsy satire.
TheXerox: Bill is way too private for this
CPT Ethanolic: Bill Murray = true american hero.
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