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(Super Official News)   Bill Murray announces Party Crashing Tour starting in August. Must have alcohol and karaoke available. (with dates)   (superofficialnews.com) divider line 71
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2012-07-11 01:05:37 PM
I feel like an idiot. Got my hopes up. Seems much more plausible than the other stories on Super Official News...

/has a sad now that only Bill Farking Murray can cure
 
2012-07-11 01:24:11 PM

Langdon Alger: Russell Ziskey: You could join a monastery.
Bill Murray: Did you ever see a monk get wildly farked by some teenage girls?
Russell Ziskey: Never.
Bill Murray : So much for the monastery.

also:

"Lee Harvey....youuuuu are a mad man! the night you stole that cow....and ...your friend tried to make it with the cow?!?!? YOUUUU are a mad man! I wanna party with you cowboy......the two of us together?!?!? FORGET IT!


They call me "the Cruiser"
 
2012-07-11 01:38:12 PM
damn...

There was a post on CL claiming to be bill murray looking for a chick to party crash with. I thought it was BS.. =)
 
2012-07-11 01:56:00 PM
Shouldn't the sign say 'Kaiser Soze Can Crash Here'?
 
2012-07-11 01:56:05 PM

thespindrifter: TheXerox: Bill is way too private for this

You're kidding, right? The man goes out of his way to turn up alone, in public, wanting to be in photos with kids. There have been a lot of links published long before now showing this; for a "private" person, he sure does put himself out there a LOT.


TheXerox is right though. When it comes to actually tracking him down, the guy is a ghost. He's got no agent, and the only way to reach him is to leave a message on his answering machine.

A few years ago my wife was working on a project that Bill Murray had agreed to do some voice-over work on. She could never get him to actually sign the contract though, because nobody knew where he was. Mind you, this project was with a Fortune 50 company, so it wasn't some rinky-dink thing.

It got to the point where she had some guy on standby, with a printed copy of the contract waiting to be signed, ready to fly anywhere in the world at the drop of a hat if they got word Mr. Murray was there and available to meet.
 
2012-07-11 02:20:31 PM
do you think he'll he order a vermouth with a twist say a small prayer and drink to world peace?
 
2012-07-11 02:25:47 PM
Imma getting completely wasted and calling that number and just scream incessantly, "BIIIIILLLLLLL!!! BIILLLLLLL!!! COMMESS TO MAH PARTEEES WE GOTS NEKKID CHICKSSSSSSS"
 
2012-07-11 02:31:51 PM
I dont care that its a blatant lie, the dates says he's gonna be in my town on my birthday. I want to believe.
 
2012-07-11 02:48:02 PM

MrJesus: ArcadianRefugee: MrJesus: I didn't think this many people were that stupid.

Given that you live in SC, I do not believe your statement even for a second.

I live in the Charleston suburbs and everybody is from up north (like me) - so I've generally avoided it. I'm sure a few trips out of the lowcountry will bring the pain, though/

Bill hangs out around here a lot BTW (Isle of Palms).


Weird. Roanoke (where I is) has something of a similar thing going on in that there are way too many northerners (like me) now living here.
 
2012-07-11 02:58:17 PM

SirEattonHogg: He does do a mean rendition of the Star Wars theme song if you happen to be in Northern Wisconsin where he has a lake cabin (or used to).


3 Lakes? What is this? I don't even. I've been going up to Rhinelander or Minaqua almost every year since the early 80's and I've never heard of this.

Apparently I need to head to a bar to do something besides watching a Packer game.
 
2012-07-11 03:37:39 PM

thevza: I dont care that its a blatant lie, the dates says he's gonna be in my town on my birthday. I want to believe.


It's real. Look at the pictures in the article. Those aren't shopped.
 
2012-07-11 04:39:22 PM

thespindrifter: What a sad, sad little man. He needs attention so very bad, it's painful to watch. It's kinda creepy actually, the way he courts the college-age sector for his needs. I pity this man, and all the other old attention whores out there who have such a monstrous void in their souls that they need to fill with the lauds of others. It's like KISS or THE WHO on yet another farewell tour, only they do it for the money too, and Bill just does it because he's a lonely puppy at the gates of the Humane Society.


4/10, I gave it some thought, but it lacks passion.
 
2012-07-11 05:28:14 PM
Wait, i am kaiser soze
 
2012-07-11 07:25:13 PM

IamKaiserSoze!!!: Wait, i am kaiser soze


Okay Bill, whatever you say, okay.
 
2012-07-11 07:32:56 PM

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2012-07-11 12:32:03 PM


Kurmudgeon: Bill, until you do a Ghosbusters film again, nothing you do interests me.
/good day sir.

Did you see Ghostbusters 2?

Ah yes, Ghostbusters 2, the clearly superior film of the series.


Until he doesn't have to put up with Ramis, it ain't happening.
 
2012-07-11 09:32:45 PM

thevza: I dont care that its a blatant lie, the dates says he's gonna be in my town on my birthday. I want to believe.


Whoa, me too.
 
2012-07-11 10:13:59 PM
Anyone in the Nashville,TN area want to help me throw a party he can crash? By "help" I mean you do most of the work while I provide kickass ideas and morale support.
 
2012-07-11 10:53:59 PM
Bill Murray's "agent" in the story, Paul Horner, is also referenced as a TSA supervisor, a Mormon council of Elders member, a spokesman for the Church of Scientology, a film critic, police officer, a congressman, Austin police chief, and on an on.
 
2012-07-12 12:34:21 AM

thespindrifter: What a sad, sad little man. He needs attention so very bad, it's painful to watch. It's kinda creepy actually, the way he courts the college-age sector for his needs. I pity this man, and all the other old attention whores out there who have such a monstrous void in their souls that they need to fill with the lauds of others. It's like KISS or THE WHO on yet another farewell tour, only they do it for the money too, and Bill just does it because he's a lonely puppy at the gates of the Humane Society.


1/10

Way to obvious. I do like the KISS name drop though.
 
2012-07-12 03:44:26 AM

Fisty Bum: [dailypicksandflicks.com image 600x444]

I saw that one earlier this week. Totally sounds like something he'd do, and I'd laugh my ass off for the rest of the week.

Even better, if he did it multiple times, in different cities, the chances of someone believing you would go down as the urban legend spreads.
 
2012-07-12 05:00:00 AM
If you meet Bill Murray on the road, kill him.
 
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