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(Super Official News)   Bill Murray announces Party Crashing Tour starting in August. Must have alcohol and karaoke available. (with dates)   (superofficialnews.com) divider line 71
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2012-07-11 10:49:37 AM
What the...? A surprise party!
I'll kill you. Whose idea was this?
All right, everybody's coming to my place. This is ridiculous.
 
2012-07-11 11:04:33 AM
OK - Fark parties in every one of those cities!
 
2012-07-11 11:18:33 AM
That's pretty awesomlarious.
 
2012-07-11 11:23:37 AM
Bill Murray = true american hero.
 
2012-07-11 11:54:23 AM
There are lots of equally good stories at http://superofficialnews.com
 
2012-07-11 11:55:02 AM
route60sentinel.com

If there's food, I'll be there.
 
2012-07-11 11:56:21 AM

Triumph: What the...? A surprise party!
I'll kill you. Whose idea was this?
All right, everybody's coming to my place. This is ridiculous.


Over in one, you magnificent bastard.
 
2012-07-11 11:56:48 AM

CPT Ethanolic: Bill Murray = true american hero.


He might just want to be a regular guy at a fun party, with no acknowledgment of any so called Celebrity. Hero? Ok Yes.
 
2012-07-11 11:58:23 AM
A fark party just for Bill to crash? Where do I sign up?
 
2012-07-11 11:58:43 AM
Man that is the ultimate bar/party hopping tour. Makes me proud to be American.

/sniff...
 
2012-07-11 12:01:17 PM
Sorry, NO

But the phone number is for the Westboro Baptist Church. So, funny.
 
2012-07-11 12:01:49 PM
I didn't think this many people were that stupid.
 
2012-07-11 12:03:08 PM
What a sad, sad little man. He needs attention so very bad, it's painful to watch. It's kinda creepy actually, the way he courts the college-age sector for his needs. I pity this man, and all the other old attention whores out there who have such a monstrous void in their souls that they need to fill with the lauds of others. It's like KISS or THE WHO on yet another farewell tour, only they do it for the money too, and Bill just does it because he's a lonely puppy at the gates of the Humane Society.
 
2012-07-11 12:04:01 PM
Mr Murray:

Please add "Roanoke, Virginia" to your list.

(Karaoke and alcohol always available.)

:K
 
2012-07-11 12:04:23 PM
Bill is way too private for this, Dude doesn't even have an agent and wouldn't publish anything with a phone number that is remotely connected to him and this is a satirical news site, need more be said?
 
2012-07-11 12:06:40 PM

TheXerox: Bill is way too private for this


You're kidding, right? The man goes out of his way to turn up alone, in public, wanting to be in photos with kids. There have been a lot of links published long before now showing this; for a "private" person, he sure does put himself out there a LOT.
 
2012-07-11 12:08:01 PM

idsfa: Sorry, NO

But the phone number is for the Westboro Baptist Church. So, funny.


That just makes it that much better. Odd as hell, even for a hoax.
 
2012-07-11 12:09:13 PM
Thanks, CNN and Fox News, for numbing the public's ability to distinguish between real news and clumsy satire.
 
2012-07-11 12:09:37 PM
i.imgur.com

Hot, like the presses.
 
2012-07-11 12:10:28 PM
"And no one will ever believe you."
 
2012-07-11 12:11:48 PM

poot_rootbeer: Thanks, CNN and Fox News, for numbing the public's ability to distinguish between real news and clumsy satire.


The line between reality and propaganda was blurry way before they came along.

/I want to believe
 
2012-07-11 12:12:03 PM
He does do a mean rendition of the Star Wars theme song if you happen to be in Northern Wisconsin where he has a lake cabin (or used to).
 
2012-07-11 12:12:09 PM
Russell Ziskey: You could join a monastery.
Bill Murray: Did you ever see a monk get wildly farked by some teenage girls?
Russell Ziskey: Never.
Bill Murray : So much for the monastery.

also:

"Lee Harvey....youuuuu are a mad man! the night you stole that cow....and ...your friend tried to make it with the cow?!?!? YOUUUU are a mad man! I wanna party with you cowboy......the two of us together?!?!? FORGET IT!
 
2012-07-11 12:12:32 PM

thespindrifter: TheXerox: Bill is way too private for this

You're kidding, right? The man goes out of his way to turn up alone, in public, wanting to be in photos with kids. There have been a lot of links published long before now showing this; for a "private" person, he sure does put himself out there a LOT.


I was going to say pretty much exactly this. I heard a story about him just walking up to some random guy at a mcdonald's or some shiat, taking a bite off the guys burger, and then saying "I'm Bill Murray, and nobody will believe you when you tell them about this"

The guy adores his fans and goes out of his way almost constantly to make contact with them, and do random crap. He just doesn't seem like the type who enjoys the politics of show business or constantly being harassed by paparazzi.
 
2012-07-11 12:12:56 PM
Bad satire is bad.
 
2012-07-11 12:14:53 PM

thespindrifter: What a sad, sad little man. He needs attention so very bad, it's painful to watch. It's kinda creepy actually, the way he courts the college-age sector for his needs. I pity this man, and all the other old attention whores out there who have such a monstrous void in their souls that they need to fill with the lauds of others. It's like KISS or THE WHO on yet another farewell tour, only they do it for the money too, and Bill just does it because he's a lonely puppy at the gates of the Humane Society.


I hope you feel like a dipshiat.
 
2012-07-11 12:15:47 PM
He looks like he smells bad.

/He could still crash at my place any time.
 
2012-07-11 12:16:53 PM

Strategeryz0r: "I'm Bill Murray, and nobody will believe you when you tell them about this"


That's one of those memes that you end a story with, kind of like the Fresh Prince thing. It may have happened at one time, but I would take any story like that with a grain of salt.
 
2012-07-11 12:17:13 PM

Strategeryz0r: I was going to say pretty much exactly this. I heard a story about him just walking up to some random guy at a mcdonald's or some shiat, taking a bite off the guys burger, and then saying "I'm Bill Murray, and nobody will believe you when you tell them about this"


Well, that's one of those apocryphal stories, possibly even an urban legend, but sadly it is backed up by similar behavior elsewhere that has been documented, as you mentioned. And yeah, other than ditching the crapparatzis, he's not very 'private'.

TheXerox: Bill is way too private for this, Dude doesn't even have an agent and wouldn't publish anything with a phone number that is remotely connected to him and this is a satirical news site, need more be said?


It's the believability of the story that makes it hard for people to tell the difference. See "prior stereotypical behavior patterns" for examples that make it seem credible.
 
2012-07-11 12:18:16 PM

babygoat: I hope you feel like a dipshiat.


Nope, not even once. But thanks for your concern and outreach; maybe you could counsel Murray too?
 
2012-07-11 12:21:06 PM

thespindrifter: It's the believability of the story that makes it hard for people to tell the difference. See "prior stereotypical behavior patterns" for examples that make it seem credible.


That seems to be a problem with a lot of "satire" sites. It's not really a joke when you're making shiat up that's entirely in the realm of possibility. You need to be a little over the top or it's just lying.
 
2012-07-11 12:21:21 PM
I CAN"T BELIVE THIS STORY IS REALLL!!!1!!!2
 
2012-07-11 12:22:32 PM
Bill is a decent guy. Some years ago when I was in college for some years, I worked in movie theaters. One snowy Christmas night the theater across the street was showing Ghost Busters or some other Murray vehicle. Murray was in town visiting family so they went to see, yep, his movie. The staff recongized him and he was quite generous with his time, talking, signing posters, etc. He asked not to be recognized to the crowd at large - though the dick manager pushed for it. Of course, the employees at the theater waited until the show was over to tell their brothers across the street.

/almost csb
 
2012-07-11 12:23:37 PM
Bill, until you do a Ghosbusters film again, nothing you do interests me.
/good day sir.
 
2012-07-11 12:25:19 PM

MrJesus: I didn't think this many people were that stupid.


Thank you!!!
 
2012-07-11 12:31:26 PM
If it was real that would be cool. I think he coulda done it back in his hanging with Hunter s. Thompson days.

I do like the fact that he has show up at random NY parties.
 
2012-07-11 12:32:03 PM

Kurmudgeon: Bill, until you do a Ghosbusters film again, nothing you do interests me.
/good day sir.


Did you see Ghostbusters 2?
 
2012-07-11 12:33:34 PM
Yes, its fake news, but that's no reason it can't happen anyway.

After all, pranks really can come true.
 
2012-07-11 12:33:55 PM

MrJesus: I didn't think this many people were that stupid.


Given that you live in SC, I do not believe your statement even for a second.
 
2012-07-11 12:35:31 PM

idsfa: Sorry, NO

But the phone number is for the Westboro Baptist Church. So, funny.


That completely makes up for any stupidity the actual site might ever publish.
 
2012-07-11 12:39:12 PM
bill murray is awesome. my aunt told me he danced/hit on her in colorado a few years ago
 
2012-07-11 12:41:19 PM
For crying out loud, people.
 
2012-07-11 12:43:56 PM

thespindrifter: What a sad, sad little man. He needs attention so very bad, it's painful to watch. It's kinda creepy actually, the way he courts the college-age sector for his needs. I pity this man, and all the other old attention whores out there who have such a monstrous void in their souls that they need to fill with the lauds of others. It's like KISS or THE WHO on yet another farewell tour, only they do it for the money too, and Bill just does it because he's a lonely puppy at the gates of the Humane Society.


Yes, yes you are.

Oh, meant Bill Murray? My bad,
 
2012-07-11 12:46:54 PM

boogie_down: Triumph: What the...? A surprise party!
I'll kill you. Whose idea was this?
All right, everybody's coming to my place. This is ridiculous.

Over in one, you magnificent bastard.


Agreed. As long as he's not doing GB 3, Murray should run with this hoax, Triumph can drive Bill's RV across the country.
 
2012-07-11 12:46:56 PM
That was like waking up on Chirstmas and right before you open the presents, your parents say there is no santa and grandma died.....
 
2012-07-11 12:47:56 PM
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2012-07-11 12:32:03 PM


Kurmudgeon: Bill, until you do a Ghosbusters film again, nothing you do interests me.
/good day sir.

Did you see Ghostbusters 2?


Ah yes, Ghostbusters 2, the clearly superior film of the series.
 
2012-07-11 12:59:32 PM

ArcadianRefugee: MrJesus: I didn't think this many people were that stupid.

Given that you live in SC, I do not believe your statement even for a second.


I live in the Charleston suburbs and everybody is from up north (like me) - so I've generally avoided it. I'm sure a few trips out of the lowcountry will bring the pain, though/

Bill hangs out around here a lot BTW (Isle of Palms).
 
2012-07-11 01:02:46 PM

snodoubt: That was like waking up on Chirstmas and right before you open the presents, your parents say there is no santa and grandma died.....


Yes, I was all "OMG COME HERE!!" and then when I read "Agent" I felt totally let down. It was like getting Rick Rolled.
 
2012-07-11 01:02:48 PM
dailypicksandflicks.com
 
2012-07-11 01:05:11 PM
Chevy Chase just announced he is going on tour where he will come to your party and call the cops to report a noise complaint.
 
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