Triumph: What the...? A surprise party!I'll kill you. Whose idea was this?All right, everybody's coming to my place. This is ridiculous.
CPT Ethanolic: Bill Murray = true american hero.
TheXerox: Bill is way too private for this
idsfa: Sorry, NOBut the phone number is for the Westboro Baptist Church. So, funny.
poot_rootbeer: Thanks, CNN and Fox News, for numbing the public's ability to distinguish between real news and clumsy satire.
thespindrifter: TheXerox: Bill is way too private for thisYou're kidding, right? The man goes out of his way to turn up alone, in public, wanting to be in photos with kids. There have been a lot of links published long before now showing this; for a "private" person, he sure does put himself out there a LOT.
thespindrifter: What a sad, sad little man. He needs attention so very bad, it's painful to watch. It's kinda creepy actually, the way he courts the college-age sector for his needs. I pity this man, and all the other old attention whores out there who have such a monstrous void in their souls that they need to fill with the lauds of others. It's like KISS or THE WHO on yet another farewell tour, only they do it for the money too, and Bill just does it because he's a lonely puppy at the gates of the Humane Society.
Strategeryz0r: "I'm Bill Murray, and nobody will believe you when you tell them about this"
Strategeryz0r: I was going to say pretty much exactly this. I heard a story about him just walking up to some random guy at a mcdonald's or some shiat, taking a bite off the guys burger, and then saying "I'm Bill Murray, and nobody will believe you when you tell them about this"
TheXerox: Bill is way too private for this, Dude doesn't even have an agent and wouldn't publish anything with a phone number that is remotely connected to him and this is a satirical news site, need more be said?
babygoat: I hope you feel like a dipshiat.
thespindrifter: It's the believability of the story that makes it hard for people to tell the difference. See "prior stereotypical behavior patterns" for examples that make it seem credible.
MrJesus: I didn't think this many people were that stupid.
Kurmudgeon: Bill, until you do a Ghosbusters film again, nothing you do interests me./good day sir.
boogie_down: Triumph: What the...? A surprise party!I'll kill you. Whose idea was this?All right, everybody's coming to my place. This is ridiculous.Over in one, you magnificent bastard.
ArcadianRefugee: MrJesus: I didn't think this many people were that stupid.Given that you live in SC, I do not believe your statement even for a second.
snodoubt: That was like waking up on Chirstmas and right before you open the presents, your parents say there is no santa and grandma died.....
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