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(Deadspin)   Amusingly uncomfortable video of Patriots owner Bob Kraft helping his smoking hot 32-year-old bikini-clad girlfriend run lines during an audition   (deadspin.com) divider line 46
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2012-07-11 11:51:56 AM
Woah. I bet he's straight.
 
2012-07-11 01:34:21 PM
At 1:14 is basically the look Bob Kraft would get from any woman who remotely looked like that if he wasn't Bob Kraft "super rich owner of the Patriots".
 
2012-07-11 02:26:24 PM
That's just creepy on so many levels.
 
2012-07-11 02:48:25 PM
Was the her first line "Hi grandpa"?
 
2012-07-11 02:50:58 PM
I do not find her attractive whatsoever. Creepy, yes. Attractive, no.
 
2012-07-11 02:52:27 PM
 
2012-07-11 02:53:15 PM
"SC NFL - Patriots owner Robert Kraft regrets appearance in a video with a woman in a bikini."

Now that's a ScoreCenter alert you never expect to read, hehe.
 
2012-07-11 02:56:39 PM

Galloping Galoshes: I do not find her attractive whatsoever. Creepy, yes. Attractive, no.


Big forehead, weird eyes and I'm not sure how symmetrical her face is. Nice hips.. Hard to tell how good her rack is with that awful swimsuit. Of course I'd hit it, though.

I can't imagine what those two talk about over dinner. What could they possibly have in common?
 
2012-07-11 03:05:13 PM
Somebody buy that biatch a sandwich.
 
2012-07-11 03:11:16 PM
a.espncdn.com
 
2012-07-11 03:16:10 PM
That's one ugly face.

And then there's Bob.
 
2012-07-11 03:21:51 PM

Yanks_RSJ: Kraft's voice trails off and his eyes moisten. It is all coming back to him - how Myra was 19 and Kraft was 20 when she proposed on their first date, how "there was a bonding that happened very fast,'' how they "grew up together,'' how Myra passed up law school to devote herself to family and raising four sons, how they "got tighter the last 25 years'' after all four sons left home, how they were "best pals'' who discussed everything.

Good old Myra hasn't even been in the ground a year, and he's stepping out with this broad. Too bad nobody has the heart to tell her that at 32 she's no longer an "aspiring" actress, she's a failed actress. And now, a gold-digger.

Good for Kraft, I guess.


Living the dream
 
2012-07-11 03:25:06 PM

Yanks_RSJ: Good old Myra hasn't even been in the ground a year, and he's stepping out with this broad. Too bad nobody has the heart to tell her that at 32 she's no longer an "aspiring" actress, she's a failed actress. And now, a gold-digger.

Good for Kraft, I guess.


This. Ick.

/trivia time for Yankees fans--Nick Swisher's wife is the female lead in this movie
 
2012-07-11 03:30:30 PM
I know it'd be nice to still be able to pull in young women when you're old and ugly, and the carnal aspects of it make up for a lot, but I'd think that the fact that the only thing enabling you to score that is your money would cause you to lose respect for anyone willing to go to bed with you, as well as yourself.
 
2012-07-11 03:38:42 PM

swahnhennessy: I know it'd be nice to still be able to pull in young women when you're old and ugly, and the carnal aspects of it make up for a lot, but I'd think that the fact that the only thing enabling you to score that is your money would cause you to lose respect for anyone willing to go to bed with you, as well as yourself.


What does respect have to do with things, when you're pulling all the 32-year-old pussy you can eat?
 
2012-07-11 03:39:56 PM
From all reports I've read Myra was his wife and soulmate for 50+ years. He's not looking for a relationship, he's just looking to have some fun and bang a hottie or two with the time he has left. As long as he treats her nice and gives her a few parting gifts I see no reason to begrudge the guy. Props to Bob.

/offer invalid if they get married.
 
2012-07-11 03:43:09 PM

Babwa Wawa: I can't imagine what those two talk about over dinner. What could they possibly have in common?


Kraft: "Here sweety, open this. " (hands over gift box)
Ricki: "Bob, what is this?" (takes box)
Kraft: (Smiling) "Just open it hon."
Ricki: (Opens box. Gasps) "A diamond and jewel-encrusted necklace! You shouldn't have!
Kraft: (Smiling even more)
Ricki: (Evil grin) "Looks like someone is getting a special box of their own tonight!"
Kraft: (Cheshire Cat grin....then switches to surprised look) "Oh crap, that reminds me!"
Kraft: (Pulls out cellphone, dials number) "Jeeves, did you stop by CVS and re-fill my Viagra(TM) prescription?

Annnnnnnd......end scene
 
2012-07-11 03:47:08 PM

Marisyana: Yanks_RSJ:
/trivia time for Yankees fans--Nick Swisher's wife is the female lead in this movie


Yo Quiero Taco Smell?
 
2012-07-11 04:02:59 PM
More power to her. Maybe she's found out all the guys her age are insufferable douchebags or are on Fark all the time.
 
2012-07-11 04:12:26 PM
I'm still waiting for the uncomfortable video of Rex Ryan helping his wife run lines.
 
2012-07-11 04:40:11 PM
So his longtime wife died last year. Glad to see he's over it. Or is she just helping him work through the grief? If it's anything like the Carroll Rosenbloom saga she could wind up as the owner someday.
 
2012-07-11 04:47:37 PM

IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T: Babwa Wawa: I can't imagine what those two talk about over dinner. What could they possibly have in common?

Kraft: "Here sweety, open this. " (hands over gift box)
Ricki: "Bob, what is this?" (takes box)
Kraft: (Smiling) "Just open it hon."
Ricki: (Opens box. Gasps) "A diamond and jewel-encrusted necklace! You shouldn't have!
Kraft: (Smiling even more)
Ricki: (Evil grin) "Looks like someone is getting a special box of their own tonight!"
Kraft: (Cheshire Cat grin....then switches to surprised look) "Oh crap, that reminds me!"
Kraft: (Pulls out cellphone, dials number) "Jeeves, did you stop by CVS and re-fill my Viagra(TM) prescription?

Annnnnnnd......end scene



Beautiful. And I'm sure he has enough money to that at his leisure for the rest of his days, swapping out Ricki for Sandi for Mandi when their tastes grow too rich. I imagine you can bring yourself to do much more depraved things to a girl you don't actually love.

/Assuming he has an unfulfilled thing for depravity in the bedroom
//Don't we all?
 
2012-07-11 04:50:25 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: That's one ugly face.

And then there's Bob.


See, that's what I thought. The face... all the parts are right, but when put together in that combination, it just doesn't work for some reason. Rocking bod, very true, terrible acting.

/wouldn't kick her out of bed if I owned the Patriots.
 
2012-07-11 04:55:11 PM
Bob's gonna die and she's gonna tank the team to move them to somewhere warmer. True story.
 
2012-07-11 05:08:43 PM
I know this will immediately get me labeled as a sharp knees guy but I'm not sure I see the smoking hot.

To me skinny does not equal hot. But to each their own.
 
2012-07-11 05:17:49 PM
www.thefancarpet.com

'Strangling the cat? That's Ilena, my mistress! Ilena, take a hike!!!'
 
2012-07-11 05:21:22 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: That's one ugly face.

And then there's Bob.


lulz.

Saw her and the term "butterface" came to mind.
 
2012-07-11 05:24:21 PM

robsul82: Bob's gonna die and she's gonna tank the team to move them to somewhere warmer. True story.


cdn1.sbnation.com
 
2012-07-11 05:33:46 PM
Atleast she's better than Kurt Warner's mom....I mean wife.
 
2012-07-11 05:41:58 PM
She's hot in a weird way, and I kind of like that.
 
2012-07-11 05:50:00 PM

s1ugg0: I know this will immediately get me labeled as a sharp knees guy but I'm not sure I see the smoking hot.

To me skinny does not equal hot. But to each their own.


From your keyboard to God's ears! Give me the curvy woman any day. Besides, who wants to bang a bag o' bones?
 
2012-07-11 05:59:52 PM

4NTLRZ: s1ugg0: I know this will immediately get me labeled as a sharp knees guy but I'm not sure I see the smoking hot.

To me skinny does not equal hot. But to each their own.

From your keyboard to God's ears! Give me the curvy woman any day. Besides, who wants to bang a bag o' bones?


I don't know, a lot of it depends on the woman. Some skinny women are hot as hell, some curvy women are hot as hell. I know I'm sure as hell ain't going for one-size-fits-all criteria.
 
2012-07-11 06:35:08 PM
HAHAHA!--Oh Wow!
The ending to that thing is even funnier the 2nd time.
 
2012-07-11 06:37:37 PM
Those lines, and that acting, were porn movie worthy.

/I only watch them for the plots
 
2012-07-11 06:56:05 PM
I wonder if Kraft farts when he orgasms?
 
2012-07-11 07:20:59 PM
Sadder than Brady's last 2 SB appearances.
 
2012-07-11 08:49:53 PM
Wouldn't it be awesome if she inherited the team? Entertain me some more NFL!
 
2012-07-11 09:02:18 PM
Hands down, that was the WORST amateur porn film I have ever seen in my life. :-(
 
2012-07-11 09:04:56 PM

NutznGum: Too bad nobody has the heart to tell her that at 32 she's no longer an "aspiring" actress, she's a failed actress waitress with flair.


FTFY
 
2012-07-11 09:14:52 PM
She doesn't have a forehead, she's got a sixhead!
 
2012-07-11 10:21:39 PM

Harry_Seldon: NutznGum: Too bad nobody has the heart to tell her that at 32 she's no longer an "aspiring" actress, she's a failed actress waitress with flair.

FTFY


images.sodahead.com
 
2012-07-12 12:04:25 AM
He's old and overweight. Probably can't get it up. Maybe he's just afraid of death. It's his money, let him enjoy it.
 
2012-07-12 01:13:18 AM

mc_madness: I wonder if Kraft farts when he orgasms?


i830.photobucket.com

/was your post an intentional set-up?
//is "dick" kosher around here?
///as soon as i posted...
 
2012-07-12 11:48:11 AM

grinding_journalist: mc_madness: I wonder if Kraft farts when he orgasms?

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/was your post an intentional set-up?
//is "dick" kosher around here?
///as soon as i posted...


Who's Dick Kosher?
 
2012-07-12 12:21:36 PM

pion: Who's Dick Kosher?


Was hoping there was a picture of someone named Dick Kosher, but the image I posted is now the #2 GIS result for "dick kosher" (no quotes).

It is also apparently slang for a Jewish Man's genitalia. Not very imaginative.
 
2012-07-12 01:26:32 PM
http://www.facebook.com/kosher.dick.5

There is a "Kosher Dick" on facebook. Only has one friend.
 
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