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(Politico)   What's for lunch in the US Congress cafeteria today? The tenderest chicken you will ever see   (politico.com) divider line 41
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2012-07-11 11:21:37 AM  
I'm guessing bean soup.
 
2012-07-11 11:23:17 AM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: I'm guessing bean soup.


Have you ever made the Senate's Bean Soup? It's pretty damn good.
 
2012-07-11 11:58:37 AM  
And why is the chicken so tender? Wouldn't have anything to do with all the chicken farking thats been going on there now would it?
 
2012-07-11 12:04:22 PM  

sammyk: And why is the chicken so tender? Wouldn't have anything to do with all the chicken farking thats been going on there now would it?


Served with a sauce made from tears and chiffonaded tricorner hats.
 
2012-07-11 12:12:58 PM  

sammyk: And why is the chicken so tender? Wouldn't have anything to do with all the chicken farking thats been going on there now would it?


The secret is to tenderize it from the inside.
 
2012-07-11 12:29:11 PM  

meat0918: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: I'm guessing bean soup.

Have you ever made the Senate's Bean Soup? It's pretty damn good.


No, but I've heard good things about it. I need to buy me some ham hocks.
 
2012-07-11 01:39:22 PM  
3rd times 11's a charm.
 
2012-07-11 01:53:19 PM  
...as if there is a demographic that the GOP hasn't alienated in some way already.
 
2012-07-11 01:53:58 PM  
can't we have just one thread on this stupid house vote.
 
2012-07-11 01:54:09 PM  
This alfredo sauce tastes a bit....off.
 
2012-07-11 01:54:44 PM  
Mmm, now that *is* a well tenderized chicken.

Gotta ask, what is the special sauce made with?

"the seminal issue of our time"

*projectile vomiting noises*
 
2012-07-11 01:55:13 PM  
Since symbolic votes seem to be all the rage in the 112th congress, they should combine the REALLY frivolous non-policy ones with the healthcare repeal ones.

So, they should vote to replace ACA with the Pledge of Allegiance. Essentially, if you repeat the Pledge along with "Under God" (1954 Standard), you get subsidized health care. If not, you die of hypothyroidism, a cheaply treatable pre-existing condition.
 
2012-07-11 01:55:33 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: This alfredo sauce tastes a bit....off.


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2012-07-11 01:55:58 PM  

sammyk: And why is the chicken so tender? Wouldn't have anything to do with all the chicken farking thats been going on there now would it?


image.retrojunk.com
 
2012-07-11 01:56:47 PM  
Can I get side of Freedom Fries?
 
2012-07-11 01:57:02 PM  
W...T...F....
Did he just equate passing historic legislation with the current chickenfarking REPEAL votes?


Rep. Jeb Hensarling, a Texas Republican who chairs the House Republican Conference, said on CNN's "Starting Point." the series of votes on "the seminal issue of our time" was justified. Hensarling said previous landmark laws - including major civil rights legislation and welfare reform in the 1990s - faced repeated votes that went nowhere before finally passing.

Why, yes he did.

OK, I give up, we need a Texass tag.
 
2012-07-11 01:57:52 PM  

JohnnyC: ...as if there is a demographic that the GOP hasn't alienated in some way already.


White rich male landholders haven't been alienated by them yet.
 
2012-07-11 01:58:56 PM  
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i187.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-11 01:59:55 PM  

Quasar: sammyk: And why is the chicken so tender? Wouldn't have anything to do with all the chicken farking thats been going on there now would it?

Served with a sauce made from tears and chiffonaded tricorner hats republican semen.


Fixed
 
2012-07-11 01:59:57 PM  

TrollingForColumbine: can't we have just one thread on this stupid house vote.


We need 32 more. Just to be sure.
Vox pop and all that.
 
2012-07-11 02:00:06 PM  

Anenu: White rich male landholders haven't been alienated by them yet.


Well... perhaps. Don't forget that some rich white male landowners aren't carrying water for the Republicans and actually WANT to pay their fair share.
 
2012-07-11 02:01:06 PM  
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2012-07-11 02:01:14 PM  

Anenu: JohnnyC: ...as if there is a demographic that the GOP hasn't alienated in some way already.

White rich male landholders haven't been alienated by them yet.


Condoleeza Rice, who is a black woman and theorized lesbian, is so alienated by the GOP that it all cancels out and she likes them enough where she'll accept them and use them for political gain as long as she isn't asked by Little Lebowski Urban Achiever 1966 Mitt Romney to be his VP.
 
2012-07-11 02:02:03 PM  

meat0918: Have you ever made the Senate's Bean Soup? It's pretty damn good.


In one of the finest uses of today's tax dollars, they have the recipe on-line.

Maud Dib: OK, I give up, we need a Texass tag.


people.virginia.edu
 
2012-07-11 02:08:26 PM  
"We know that millions of Americans are going to lose their health insurance if it's implemented next year,"

if health insurance is mandatory, only outlaws will have health insurance.
 
2012-07-11 02:08:27 PM  
"We're going to have a relentless focus on creating jobs." - Speaker of the House, John Boehner

5 Ways Republicans Have Sabotaged Job Growth
 
2012-07-11 02:10:36 PM  
OK that's a pretty good headline I admit.
 
2012-07-11 02:12:04 PM  
Doesn't submitter mean a colossal turkey?

/I see what submitter did there. Still.
 
2012-07-11 02:13:26 PM  
FTFA:

Sen. Jim DeMint (R-S.C.) said the vote was a test to see if Democrats would still support the legislation despite new information about its impact.
"We know that millions of Americans are going to lose their health insurance if it's implemented next year," he said on "Starting Point." "We know many states are going to be bankrupted by this whole process. We know it's going to cost a whole lot more than they said it would cost."

This is the most retarded pile of crap I've seen all day (if you don't count BillCo's threadshiatting).
 
2012-07-11 02:18:37 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: I'm guessing bean soup.


French Canadian Bean Soup?
 
2012-07-11 02:26:47 PM  
I'm still waiting for them to have a vote on making the Democratic Party illegal.
 
2012-07-11 02:29:51 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: I'm still waiting for them to have a vote on making the Democratic Party illegal.


I wouldn't put it past Allen West or Michelle Bachmann (or Steve King or.....)
 
2012-07-11 02:36:26 PM  

Jackson Herring: OK that's a pretty good headline I admit.


I was afraid it would get red-lit when the other vote threads came out.
I was hearing the Los Pollos Hermanos guy's voice in my head when I submitted it.

Link

"Yes, the old ways are still best"
 
2012-07-11 02:37:50 PM  

Diogenes: Pants full of macaroni!!: I'm still waiting for them to have a vote on making the Democratic Party illegal.

I wouldn't put it past Allen West or Michelle Bachmann (or Steve King or.....)


Have you or anyone you know ever been part of the Democrommunist Party?
 
2012-07-11 02:49:00 PM  
If was the DNC, I'd tally up the costs of these votes and make a giant itemized receipt from the American people and give it these guys.
 
2012-07-11 02:59:10 PM  

Diogenes: 3rd times 11's a charm.


Well at least we cannot call them a "Do nothing" congress. 33 failures in a row just makes them incompetent.
 
2012-07-11 03:15:44 PM  
images.wikia.com
 
2012-07-11 03:52:51 PM  

abb3w: meat0918: Have you ever made the Senate's Bean Soup? It's pretty damn good.

In one of the finest uses of today's tax dollars, they have the recipe on-line.

Maud Dib: OK, I give up, we need a Texass tag.

[people.virginia.edu image 540x110]


Not kosher.

/The soup and the state.
//The tag's just fine.
 
2012-07-11 04:49:55 PM  
Keep on keepin' on.
 
2012-07-11 05:07:32 PM  

meat0918: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: I'm guessing bean soup.

Have you ever made the Senate's Bean Soup? It's pretty damn good.


It's excellent but you have to make sure to find smoked ham hocks to get the best out of it.
 
2012-07-11 06:49:30 PM  

Quasar: tricorner


Don't forget it's got that tasty tea rub on it as well.
 
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