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Sybarite		2012-07-11 11:02:31 AM

WHY SO SERIOUS?

exick		2012-07-11 11:08:47 AM

There's a lot more teeth than I would have expected, especially on #23 Miss Mouth of Sauron.

Why even have a contest? Just have an oil wrestling match between #9 and #28.

Paris1127		2012-07-11 11:10:49 AM

Some of them should reconsider their titles... Miss Mammoth Cave? Miss Thoroughbred?

Also, some of these look more like dolls than women... I'm talking about you 3, 8, 15, 16, 21, 23, 24, 26, 28, and 30. 9's an elf.

/also not a single "Who farted, y'all"-worthy picture

BKITU		2012-07-11 11:14:15 AM

I see that the entire racial gamut from "translucent" to "slightly tanned" is represented. How inclusive!

Joelogon		2012-07-11 11:23:48 AM

Nothing too out of the GAAAHHH

media.kentucky.com

I_C_Weener		2012-07-11 11:30:57 AM

"Uncle Dad says I'm the best kisser."

brap		2012-07-11 11:32:36 AM

Well I'll bee sheep dipped, a real-life Bratz doll.

ThatGuyGreg		2012-07-11 11:34:04 AM

The same thing we do every night, Pinky...

jaylectricity		2012-07-11 11:40:09 AM

I threw out my medication. You're all I need to be happy.

ThatGuyGreg		2012-07-11 11:46:55 AM

I thought there'd be at least one that was clearly, obviously, really very pretty.

Maybe it's the lighting, the positioning, the 18 tons of makeup, but there wasn't a single one.

I_C_Weener		2012-07-11 11:49:15 AM

ThatGuyGreg: I thought there'd be at least one that was clearly, obviously, really very pretty.

Maybe it's the lighting, the positioning, the 18 tons of makeup, but there wasn't a single one.

All of them are pretty. But all of them, in these pics, have something just a bit off. Not even sure what it is in most of them...just...off.

ThatGuyGreg		2012-07-11 11:50:54 AM

I_C_Weener: All of them are pretty. But all of them, in these pics, have something just a bit off. Not even sure what it is in most of them...just...off.

Yeah, there's no trolls or anything (ok, maybe that one), but yeah... it's like someone spent some time subtly photoshopping each one to nudge them over the edge into the uncanny valley or something. Big head. Small face. Mom hair. Just... off.

BKITU		2012-07-11 11:51:18 AM

I_C_Weener: ThatGuyGreg: I thought there'd be at least one that was clearly, obviously, really very pretty.

Maybe it's the lighting, the positioning, the 18 tons of makeup, but there wasn't a single one.

All of them are pretty. But all of them, in these pics, have something just a bit off. Not even sure what it is in most of them...just...off.

They look photoshopped. I can tell from the uncanny valley and from having seen quite a few actual pretty girls in my time.

FlashHarry		2012-07-11 11:52:23 AM

"no! please don't take me to the glue factory!"

namatad		2012-07-11 11:54:00 AM

exick: There's a lot more teeth than I would have expected, especially on #23 Miss Mouth of Sauron.

Why even have a contest? Just have an oil wrestling match between #9 and #28.

over in 2
seriously, NO ONE wants to see that much gum

namatad		2012-07-11 11:56:48 AM

#27
is it just me or are her eyes way too far apart??

rouxkitty		2012-07-11 12:02:01 PM

Justin Bieber in drag?

cmunic8r99		2012-07-11 12:22:52 PM

This applies to all of them:

"There is nothing genuine, original, or sincere about me"

give me doughnuts		2012-07-11 12:27:02 PM

ThatGuyGreg: [media.kentucky.com image 449x630]

The same thing we do every night, Pinky...

Nice. I was thinking that Megamind and Roxie finally had a daughter.

jekxrb		2012-07-11 12:34:31 PM

Vivian Ward's madam goes to the derby to keep an eye on Richard Gere.

Therion		2012-07-11 12:42:17 PM

Sharpies: They're Not Just For Mexicans Anymore^tm

Jackson Herring		2012-07-11 12:42:21 PM

Man I can never look at a girl's eyes in a picture taken with a ring flash without thinking of a certain... adult internet website.

xanadian		2012-07-11 12:55:14 PM

xanadian		2012-07-11 12:56:20 PM

FlashHarry: [media.kentucky.com image 450x630]

"no! please don't take me to the glue factory!"

I think she came in 3rd at the Derby...

/again, this *is* Kentucky...

GooberMcFly		2012-07-11 01:00:50 PM

/2

=

Normal average eye-width

Pants_Optional		2012-07-11 02:49:42 PM

GooberMcFly: [media.kentucky.com image 449x630]

+

[media.kentucky.com image 449x630]

/2

=

Normal average eye-width

I was told there would be no math .

xaks		2012-07-11 02:52:54 PM

Holy CRAP does the Kentucky gene pool need some chlorine.

DubyaHater		2012-07-11 02:53:14 PM

#3 could play the part of Catwoman without putting on a mask

jaylectricity: [media.kentucky.com image 450x630]

I threw out my medication. You're all I need to be happy.

And you, my friend, are getting a Funniest vote

imontheinternet		2012-07-11 02:53:20 PM

Crazy eyes... .crazy eyes everywhere.

Are they recruiting from mental institutions now?

Shazam999		2012-07-11 02:53:25 PM

You know, I love my wife and all, but I never thought she had a great face.

After looking at these, she's a 10/10. Holy fark almighty they breed 'em special down there.

Flappyhead		2012-07-11 02:54:51 PM

I'm planning on becoming a customs officer. I'm a natural at sniffing out drugs.

LRA61380		2012-07-11 02:54:59 PM

jekxrb: [media.kentucky.com image 450x630]

Vivian Ward's madam goes to the derby to keep an eye on Richard Gere.

Genius. There were so many different directions you could have gone in with this one, but I didn't see that one coming.

MorePeasPlease		2012-07-11 02:56:57 PM

Looks like someone's been having fun with the character creation editor ... what game is this from?

EyeballKid		2012-07-11 02:58:06 PM

"In high school, I was voted Most Likely to Be Debi Mazar's Stunt Double."

JohnnyCanuck		2012-07-11 02:59:05 PM

Holy Fark...is the Kentucky pageant like the special olympics of beauty contests or something?!?

LonMead		2012-07-11 02:59:30 PM

Egad! Why is this woman's head on backwards?
media.kentucky.com

If I were a betting man (and I am), I'd say it'll come down to either this one:
media.kentucky.com

Or this one:
media.kentucky.com

/either would be fine
//or both
///maybe in the shower
////shower scene!
content9.flixster.com

BKITU		2012-07-11 02:59:47 PM

xaks: Holy CRAP does the Kentucky gene pool need some chlorine.

As white as the panel looks, I'd guess there's actually too much in it.

Dick Gozinya		2012-07-11 03:00:13 PM

"Who farted, y'all?"

PillsHere		2012-07-11 03:00:39 PM

I'm not trying to be mean or funny, but a large portion of those women have that imbred look. Granted they're probably the better looking imbred girls, but nonetheless, they have oddly shaped heads and weirdly proportioned faces. I really don't mean to sound all studman about it...just an observation.

farkingismybusiness		2012-07-11 03:00:40 PM

MorePeasPlease: Looks like someone's been having fun with the character creation editor ... what game is this from?

Oblivion from the looks of it.

Lollipop165		2012-07-11 03:01:50 PM

#1 and #28 are very pretty.

I feel like most of the rest are just AWFUL photoshops. Particularly 30, 3, and 8.

farkingismybusiness		2012-07-11 03:02:58 PM

Lollipop165: #1 and #28 are very pretty.

I feel like most of the rest are just AWFUL photoshops. Particularly 30, 3, and 8.

i.imgur.com

You know nothing Jon Snow.

don't understand		2012-07-11 03:03:34 PM

I_C_Weener: [i586.photobucket.com image 449x630]

"Uncle Dad says I'm the best kisser."

Goddamn, that was funny. Thanks!

Reversed		2012-07-11 03:06:35 PM

PillsHere: I'm not trying to be mean or funny, but a large portion of those women have that imbred look. Granted they're probably the better looking imbred girls, but nonetheless, they have oddly shaped heads and weirdly proportioned faces. I really don't mean to sound all studman about it...just an observation.

Well, Kentucky is home to the stereotype "5 million people, 15 last names"

Oysterman		2012-07-11 03:06:45 PM

Kentucky: Horse capital of the world.

/so sorry

Everyone Sucks But Me		2012-07-11 03:09:55 PM

Everyone needs to calm down, take a minute and admire these Kentucky beauties--they have good looks that have been inbred in them for generations.

TheHappTroll		2012-07-11 03:10:14 PM

WTF? I know they have women of color in Ala-farkin-bama and some of them are hot!

grokca		2012-07-11 03:12:19 PM

rouxkitty: [media.kentucky.com image 449x630]

Justin Bieber in drag?

She's against cyber-bulling, you're in trouble.

Stig2112		2012-07-11 03:14:45 PM

Wow, someone really needs to dial back their Portraiture filter in Photoshop. Many of them look like they're made out of plastic.

Oh wait, they make Corvettes in Kentucky, so I guess they had to find something to do with all the left over plastic.....