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    More: Followup, Cape Cod, great white sharks, basking sharks  
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12100 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Jul 2012 at 12:25 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-07-11 08:39:54 AM  
Not according to the movies I've seen.
 
2012-07-11 09:15:08 AM  
So long and thanks for all the swimmers
 
2012-07-11 09:15:42 AM  
"Sharks don't target human beings, and they certainly don't hold grudges."

- Peter Benchley, Author, Jaws
 
2012-07-11 09:17:44 AM  
Don't panic!
 
2012-07-11 09:48:34 AM  
It still looks fake.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-07-11 09:49:08 AM  
Zooplankton are plants now?
 
2012-07-11 10:05:14 AM  
Ok, mostly dead means partly alive.

i272.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-11 10:28:44 AM  
All I know is that it is totally not cool to be Oddjob.
 
2012-07-11 10:46:16 AM  
Are you suggesting it's an utterly insignificant little blue-green shark far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of Cape Cod?
 
2012-07-11 12:14:18 PM  
Of course that shark wasn't going to harm the kayaker. That shark has a heart of gold.
 
2012-07-11 12:27:34 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: So long and thanks for all the swimmers


We have a winner!
 
2012-07-11 12:31:06 PM  
Harmless or not, you can just about bet your last dollar that old boy was shiatting himself and his kayak.
 
2012-07-11 12:31:55 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: So long and thanks for all the swimmers


I'm going to see the live show on 21st this month, with the original cast and Neil Gaiman as the voice of the book. Getting a kick etc....
 
2012-07-11 12:33:21 PM  

xanadian: Of course that shark wasn't going to harm the kayaker. That shark has a heart of gold.


i36.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-11 12:34:08 PM  
How do we know that the guy didn't have an eggplant in his kayak?
 
2012-07-11 12:34:09 PM  
Be warned, billy; if the basking shark could; he would eat your entire family, rape your girlfriend and smack your dog. Basking sharks are remorseless killing machines; or they would be if they had teeth.

/ you're never safe from the basking shark; they can sneak up on you at... Look out billy!
 
2012-07-11 12:34:18 PM  

Actual Farking: All I know is that it is totally not cool to be Oddjob.


I think drone bombers are akin to using Oddjob.
 
2012-07-11 12:34:28 PM  
Hopefully, kayaker guy managed his bar hopping well enough with an appropriate algorithm that plotted his time at the bar/number of times he told the story divided by the number of drinks/hour which equalled the amount of times he got laid before the comped booze rendered him flacid.
 
2012-07-11 12:34:28 PM  
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2012-07-11 12:35:00 PM  
Und der Haifisch der hat Tränen
und die laufen vom Gesicht
doch der Haifisch lebt im Wasser
so die tränen sieht man nicht.
 
2012-07-11 12:35:22 PM  
The shark was later demolished to make way for an interstellar bypass.
 
2012-07-11 12:36:47 PM  
FTA: Ironically, this was Szulc's first time in a kayak

WTH is ironic about that? Is it less ironic if it is your 2nd or 5th time in a kayak?
 
2012-07-11 12:37:18 PM  
www.geekation.com
 
2012-07-11 12:42:57 PM  

Ponzholio: [www.geekation.com image 485x323]


HA!

Glad I'm not the only one who hears that with every "mostly" that's said.


/mostly
 
2012-07-11 12:44:50 PM  
Stupid first time kayaker. When you paint USS Indianapolis (CA-35) on the side of your kayak, you just gotta expect this.
 
2012-07-11 12:50:34 PM  
Fortunately, the kayaker brought his towel.
 
2012-07-11 01:13:02 PM  

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Fortunately, the kayaker brought his towel.


Well, he was a pretty hoopy frood...
 
2012-07-11 01:32:07 PM  
What ? Ford Prefect is on the case and Slartibartfast has already made a copy of it for the new worlds Magrathea will produce.
 
2012-07-11 01:49:25 PM  
Did he read the instructions on the paddle? I think he'd find it explains quite a lot.
 
2012-07-11 02:14:44 PM  
The kayaker, resplendent in his black jewelled battle shorts, stared levelly at the Shark.
 
2012-07-11 02:31:14 PM  

nekulor: Und der Haifisch der hat Tränen
und die laufen vom Gesicht
doch der Haifisch lebt im Wasser
so die tränen sieht man nicht.


LOL! I was going to come in and post that! Rammstein für immer!

Haifisch

/Fark's "official" Rammstein most-devoted fanatic
//I am
 
2012-07-11 03:28:57 PM  
But no mention of the bear?

Fark i am dissapoint
 
2012-07-11 07:18:27 PM  
farm2.staticflickr.com
 
2012-07-11 08:04:00 PM  
"I just started yelling 'shark, shark' and everybody on the beach kind of looked at me."

You yell, "barracuda" people say, "huh, what?" You yell, "shark" and you got a panic on your hands on the 4th of July!
 
2012-07-11 09:56:49 PM  
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2012-07-11 09:57:36 PM  
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2012-07-12 11:45:16 AM  

silvervial: nekulor: Und der Haifisch der hat Tränen
und die laufen vom Gesicht
doch der Haifisch lebt im Wasser
so die tränen sieht man nicht.

LOL! I was going to come in and post that! Rammstein für immer!

Haifisch

/Fark's "official" Rammstein most-devoted fanatic
//I am


Sprechen sie Deutsch? Deutsch ist meinen Nebenfach.
 
2012-07-12 04:15:39 PM  
Cannndygram!
 
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