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(Ology)   100 revelations about Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise you may not know, especially since so little of their relationship was reported every few seconds no matter how insignificant   (ology.com) divider line 18
    More: Unlikely, human beings, Tom Cruise, Katie, Jenna Elfman, Dawson's Creek, Mimi Rogers, Nicole Kidman, Jennifer Garner  
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2012-07-11 11:13:00 AM  
Revelation #101: This has gotten tiresome.
 
2012-07-11 11:13:27 AM  
I feel slimy for even clicking on that.
 
2012-07-11 11:19:57 AM  
i47.tinypic.com

They looked so happy.
 
2012-07-11 11:20:28 AM  
Keep farking that chicken modmins.
 
2012-07-11 11:56:46 AM  
One wonders why, if subby is so fed up with all these...'revelations' themselves, they thought we'd all be interested in more of this shiat clogging up Fark.
 
2012-07-11 12:22:41 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: They looked so happy.


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She definitely did.
 
2012-07-11 12:39:01 PM  
FTFA: 1. The Church of Scientology "put out a casting call for possible brides, telling them that there was an upcoming Cruise movie they might get a part in" after Cruise split from Nicole Kidman. The New York Post reported that Scarlett Johansson showed up for the "audition" but then realized it wasn't for an actual film role.

Christ. If only it would have ended the same way as the guy who held an audition for his wife.
 
2012-07-11 01:05:36 PM  
I've never heard such shocking news that I cared so little about!
 
2012-07-11 01:13:09 PM  
We have reached Peak TomKat. It's over folks; get on the chopper.
 
2012-07-11 02:18:56 PM  

Cargo: FTFA: 1. The Church of Scientology "put out a casting call for possible brides, telling them that there was an upcoming Cruise movie they might get a part in" after Cruise split from Nicole Kidman. The New York Post reported that Scarlett Johansson showed up for the "audition" but then realized it wasn't for an actual film role.

Christ. If only it would have ended the same way as the guy who held an audition for his wife.


Everyone holds an audition for their spouse. It's called dating.

They just had more publicity behind it.
 
2012-07-11 02:37:59 PM  
106 They only fart into the wind.
 
2012-07-11 02:40:28 PM  

Cargo: FTFA: 1. The Church of Scientology "put out a casting call for possible brides, telling them that there was an upcoming Cruise movie they might get a part in" after Cruise split from Nicole Kidman. The New York Post reported that Scarlett Johansson showed up for the "audition" but then realized it wasn't for an actual film role.

Christ. If only it would have ended the same way as the guy who held an audition for his wife.


Asians come up with the craziest shiat for their horror movies. Who else would think of some shiat like that?
 
2012-07-11 03:16:29 PM  

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Cargo: FTFA: 1. The Church of Scientology "put out a casting call for possible brides, telling them that there was an upcoming Cruise movie they might get a part in" after Cruise split from Nicole Kidman. The New York Post reported that Scarlett Johansson showed up for the "audition" but then realized it wasn't for an actual film role.

Christ. If only it would have ended the same way as the guy who held an audition for his wife.

Asians come up with the craziest shiat for their horror movies. Who else would think of some shiat like that?


That's easy: The French.
 
2012-07-11 03:23:04 PM  
I think the thing I found most entertaining on this list was the 3 day conversion from Catholicism to Scientology, and the "best friend" who'd known Katie for about three weeks.
 
2012-07-11 03:55:48 PM  
Everyone knew something was off about this relationship, hell even family guy made fun of it.

Thanks to the Internet, Scientology is slowly going to fall apart. It's a scary cult of personality and money that will really fark people up. I'm happy Katie got out with Suri and it sounds like she did it smartly. The same procedures are used to get people out of cults and away from stalkers.

Now before someone calls me a bigot, I have no problem with people seriously believing in thetens and xenu, etc. it's the whole " you have to pay for each level of enlightenment", disconnecting, sea org, the hole, stalking people, missing people, spying, handlers, and secrecy regarding every aspect of their beliefs that makes it more of a cult than a religion.
 
2012-07-11 04:42:06 PM  

shortymac: calls me a bigot


I dont think anyone on Fark would say that regarding Co$.

and in all complete seriousness, what is the chance that she will come clean in the future? I mean, eventually Oprah is going to ask her some hard hitting questions... I guess my question is, could she be held to some kind of NDA about, for example, her mysterious whereabouts when they started dating, her mysteriously quick conversion, etcetc?
 
2012-07-11 09:46:00 PM  

Keigh: shortymac: calls me a bigot

I dont think anyone on Fark would say that regarding Co$.

and in all complete seriousness, what is the chance that she will come clean in the future? I mean, eventually Oprah is going to ask her some hard hitting questions... I guess my question is, could she be held to some kind of NDA about, for example, her mysterious whereabouts when they started dating, her mysteriously quick conversion, etcetc?


I'm going with the NDA.

I have followed this fairly closely because of the power struggle between the Goliaths and David. It appears David won this one but I'm not sure it is all played out just yet. She was the underdog here and executed her plan beautifully.

Cruise is probably not happy about this. He may need some psychiatric help for this one.

/the only Hollywood catastrophe I have ever followed
//probably the last.
 
2012-07-12 04:02:28 PM  
Okay Okay Okay... so Suri isn't Tom's daughter - she's Chris Klien's? Right? LOL

\\Feel dumber for reading that...
 
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