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2012-07-11 08:34:03 AM
On today's episode of "World's Dumbest Hackers".....
 
2012-07-11 08:44:20 AM
OMG why doesn't this have a NEWSFLASH tag?!
 
2012-07-11 08:48:51 AM
www.brandipassante.net

YUUUUPPP!!
 
2012-07-11 08:52:57 AM
Given the targets of the crime, the headline should have been "werethefinancialrecordsoftwostoragewarsstarsrecentlyhijacked...going once..."
 
2012-07-11 08:53:39 AM
I don't know who is stupider.

The idiot hackers who stayed online chatting while she was able to take pictures of the conversation, or the woman who comes into the room, sees chatting on the screen and doesn't immediately turn off the computer, and then cancel their credit cards.
 
2012-07-11 08:53:56 AM

under a mountain: [www.brandipassante.net image 300x352]

YUUUUPPP!!


I'd bend that cranky B over a storage unit desk and plow the bejeebers outta her.
 
2012-07-11 08:54:01 AM
Those hackers need to find naked pics of Brandi. farking idiots
 
2012-07-11 09:01:46 AM
img232.imageshack.us

I'll go $850
 
2012-07-11 09:14:54 AM
"The credit card companies were alerted that something was wrong when, for the first day in living memory, nothing fell on Barry."
 
2012-07-11 09:24:31 AM
cdn.cnwimg.com
 
2012-07-11 09:45:46 AM

Persnickety: [img232.imageshack.us image 585x442]

I'll go $850


She's a fat, worn out ex-stripper.

I'll go $20 and she has to provide the industrial strength condom.
 
2012-07-11 09:48:30 AM

Basily Gourt: Persnickety: [img232.imageshack.us image 585x442]

I'll go $850

She's a fat, worn out ex-stripper.

I'll go $20 and she has to provide the industrial strength condom.


Studman69? Is that you?
 
2012-07-11 09:49:58 AM

trotsky: Basily Gourt: Persnickety: [img232.imageshack.us image 585x442]

I'll go $850

She's a fat, worn out ex-stripper.

I'll go $20 and she has to provide the industrial strength condom.

Studman69? Is that you?


$25?
 
2012-07-11 09:50:05 AM
Meh, call me when somebody firebombs Hesters place.

/so I can bring the marshmallows
 
2012-07-11 09:59:26 AM

Flappyhead: Meh, call me when somebody firebombs Hesters place.

/so I can bring the marshmallows


Now I know Darrell Sheets' Fark handle.
 
2012-07-11 10:13:23 AM

Basily Gourt: trotsky: Basily Gourt: Persnickety: [img232.imageshack.us image 585x442]

I'll go $850

She's a fat, worn out ex-stripper.

I'll go $20 and she has to provide the industrial strength condom.

Studman69? Is that you?

$25?


img.poptower.com

"$30. Final offer, take it or leave it."
 
2012-07-11 10:17:17 AM

DjangoStonereaver: Basily Gourt: trotsky: Basily Gourt: Persnickety: [img232.imageshack.us image 585x442]

I'll go $850

She's a fat, worn out ex-stripper.

I'll go $20 and she has to provide the industrial strength condom.

Studman69? Is that you?

$25?

[img.poptower.com image 445x599]

"$30. Final offer, take it or leave it."


"I don't know a lot about fat, worn-out ex-strippers, but I know a guy who does. Let me bring him down here, he can take a look, and we can go from there. If he finds out that she's actually a hot, voluptuous tart with that delightfully trampy look, we could be talking serious money here."
 
2012-07-11 10:27:28 AM

Basily Gourt: trotsky: Basily Gourt: Persnickety: [img232.imageshack.us image 585x442]

I'll go $850

She's a fat, worn out ex-stripper.

I'll go $20 and she has to provide the industrial strength condom.

Studman69? Is that you?

$25?


that's $100 bill all day
 
2012-07-11 10:33:17 AM
All the effort spent by these people *not* hacking Brandi's Cell Phone is flabbergasting.

Because you just know there's all kind of wonderful, horrible, stuff on there...
 
2012-07-11 10:40:14 AM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: DjangoStonereaver: Basily Gourt: trotsky: Basily Gourt: Persnickety: [img232.imageshack.us image 585x442]

I'll go $850

She's a fat, worn out ex-stripper.

I'll go $20 and she has to provide the industrial strength condom.

Studman69? Is that you?

$25?

[img.poptower.com image 445x599]

"$30. Final offer, take it or leave it."

"I don't know a lot about fat, worn-out ex-strippers, but I know a guy who does. Let me bring him down here, he can take a look, and we can go from there. If he finds out that she's actually a hot, voluptuous tart with that delightfully trampy look, we could be talking serious money here."


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
2012-07-11 10:41:03 AM

TheraTx: Basily Gourt: trotsky: Basily Gourt: Persnickety: [img232.imageshack.us image 585x442]

I'll go $850

She's a fat, worn out ex-stripper.

I'll go $20 and she has to provide the industrial strength condom.

Studman69? Is that you?

$25?

that's $100 bill all day


www.therichest.org

"Darrell can have this locker, it's got nothing but low-end merchandise. Meanwhile, the locker I just bought has five new-in-box industrial air conditioners in it, I've already tripled my money."
 
2012-07-11 10:43:01 AM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: DjangoStonereaver: Basily Gourt: trotsky: Basily Gourt: Persnickety: [img232.imageshack.us image 585x442]

I'll go $850

She's a fat, worn out ex-stripper.

I'll go $20 and she has to provide the industrial strength condom.

Studman69? Is that you?

$25?

[img.poptower.com image 445x599]

"$30. Final offer, take it or leave it."

"I don't know a lot about fat, worn-out ex-strippers, but I know a guy who does. Let me bring him down here, he can take a look, and we can go from there. If he finds out that she's actually a hot, voluptuous tart with that delightfully trampy look, we could be talking serious money here."


Awesome. love it.

/watch both those shows
 
2012-07-11 10:46:01 AM
Lana?
 
2012-07-11 10:46:50 AM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: DjangoStonereaver: Basily Gourt: trotsky: Basily Gourt: Persnickety: [img232.imageshack.us image 585x442]

I'll go $850

She's a fat, worn out ex-stripper.

I'll go $20 and she has to provide the industrial strength condom.

Studman69? Is that you?

$25?

[img.poptower.com image 445x599]

"$30. Final offer, take it or leave it."

"I don't know a lot about fat, worn-out ex-strippers, but I know a guy who does. Let me bring him down here, he can take a look, and we can go from there. If he finds out that she's actually a hot, voluptuous tart with that delightfully trampy look, we could be talking serious money here."


And you have been awarded one internet.
 
2012-07-11 10:57:32 AM
As this debate rages on, if this thread turns into a photo gallery of Brandi Passante, I'm OK with that.
 
2012-07-11 11:29:26 AM
Oh Brandi's tits, how lovely thou are. The annoying auctioneer and his ho wife are not anywhere close to the stars of the damn show by the way subby.
 
2012-07-11 11:31:44 AM
I'm not saying Brandi isn't passable. But, I'm concerned that out of all the women to grace the screen, people seem to be fixated on seeing her. Let's have some standards here. Contorted face, shiatty attitude, lazy, body torn up by two kids, fake tits, ex-stripper so who knows how big the CDC's file on her is ... I mean ... just wait a few hours, CSI Miami will be on (you don't even have to change the channel) and there's like 50 women more attractive than her in the intro alone.

/Jared was her "manager" in the past as mentioned in one of the show's specials, but not elaborated on or ever mentioned again.
//I'm gonna say he was her pimp.
 
2012-07-11 11:34:19 AM
sorry haters, would totally hit that trailer tramp Brandi.
 
2012-07-11 11:43:43 AM

Mike Heathen: As this debate rages on, if this thread turns into a photo gallery of Brandi Passante, I'm OK with that.


You got it.

img005.lazygirls.info
 
2012-07-11 11:45:33 AM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: DjangoStonereaver: Basily Gourt: trotsky: Basily Gourt: Persnickety: [img232.imageshack.us image 585x442]

I'll go $850

She's a fat, worn out ex-stripper.

I'll go $20 and she has to provide the industrial strength condom.

Studman69? Is that you?

$25?

[img.poptower.com image 445x599]

"$30. Final offer, take it or leave it."

"I don't know a lot about fat, worn-out ex-strippers, but I know a guy 've got a buddywho does. Let me bring him down here, he can take a look, and we can go from there. If he finds out that she's actually a hot, voluptuous tart with that delightfully trampy look, we could be talking serious money here."


fixed
 
2012-07-11 12:12:57 PM
www.brandipassante.net

sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net

www.storage-units-auctions.com

starcasm.net
 
2012-07-11 12:37:12 PM
People who steal other people's credit card information need to be shot. They are of no use to society
 
2012-07-11 12:38:18 PM
Can someone explain to me how to find storage auctions, I'd love to go check one out one time, I'm in Chicago so I know there has to be some. Totally clueless on this.

Also...I've also watched storage hunters (SW white trash cousin), and they talk bout how they've researched who owned the unit, how does one do that? Have an in with the leinholder?
 
2012-07-11 12:40:53 PM

JoePiscopoJr.: Oh Brandi's tits, how lovely thou are. The annoying auctioneer and his ho wife are not anywhere close to the stars of the damn show by the way subby.


Don't forget to pay the lady!
 
2012-07-11 12:49:45 PM

under a mountain: [www.brandipassante.net image 475x351]

[sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net image 630x420]

[www.storage-units-auctions.com image 415x243]

[starcasm.net image 523x651]


Does she cry during lap dances?
 
2012-07-11 12:53:28 PM

beal99: Can someone explain to me how to find storage auctions


The newspaper Legal Notices. Of course, some are invitation only, such as the SW ones.
 
2012-07-11 12:54:27 PM

Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy: under a mountain: [www.brandipassante.net image 475x351]

[sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net image 630x420]

[www.storage-units-auctions.com image 415x243]

[starcasm.net image 523x651]

Does she cry during lap dances?


I hope so. It's so much better that way.
 
2012-07-11 12:56:34 PM

beal99: Can someone explain to me how to find storage auctions, I'd love to go check one out one time, I'm in Chicago so I know there has to be some. Totally clueless on this.

Also...I've also watched storage hunters (SW white trash cousin), and they talk bout how they've researched who owned the unit, how does one do that? Have an in with the leinholder?


Don't look for the auctions. Two reasons:

1) Shows like Storage Wars have caused an increase in the storage locker auction game, and that of course means that prices are going up.

2) I honestly don't know about Barry, but the others run stores. This allows them to buy lockers and put everything onto their shelves to sell. Odds are you don't, and no, you can not buy a storage locker full of household goods and craigslist the entire thing and think for a moment you'll turn a profit before hauling the majority of it to the dumpster.

Before Storage Wars aired, you probably could have gotten into the storage locker auction game, bought lockers cheap and made money easily. That's not true any more. Everyone who watches that show thinks that they can get in and make money. Trying it now is like seeing gas prices jump from $2.50/gallon to $4.50/gallon and say "Hey, I need to invest in Exxon!" No, you needed to buy Exxon when gas was $1/gallon and sell when it hit $4.50. Here you need to avoid the storage locker thing and look into something else. Try car or house auctions.

/Lives in Texas
//Have Storage Wars wannabe here
///And the people from Storage Wars: Texas
 
2012-07-11 12:56:47 PM

Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy:

Does she cry during lap dances?


Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap
 
2012-07-11 12:57:14 PM

Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy: under a mountain: [www.brandipassante.net image 475x351]

[sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net image 630x420]

[www.storage-units-auctions.com image 415x243]

[starcasm.net image 523x651]

Does she cry during lap dances?


YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
 
2012-07-11 01:03:00 PM

Welfare Peanut Butter: Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy: under a mountain: [www.brandipassante.net image 475x351]

[sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net image 630x420]

[www.storage-units-auctions.com image 415x243]

[starcasm.net image 523x651]

Does she cry during lap dances?

I hope so. It's so much better that way.


So do I, but does she grind against her will?
 
2012-07-11 01:05:34 PM
t.qkme.me
 
2012-07-11 01:07:37 PM

Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy: under a mountain: [www.brandipassante.net image 475x351]

[sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net image 630x420]

[www.storage-units-auctions.com image 415x243]

[starcasm.net image 523x651]

Does she cry during lap dances?


If one of those lockers ever has a milk carton with her face on it she can flip it for a easy hundred.
 
2012-07-11 04:22:01 PM

The_Six_Fingered_Man: beal99: Can someone explain to me how to find storage auctions

The newspaper Legal Notices. Of course, some are invitation only, such as the SW ones.


The only way you get an 'invitation' to STORAGE WARS, or any show of that ilk, is to show up to an open casting call.

/Knows this first hand.
 
2012-07-11 04:42:49 PM

JPSimonetti: I'm not saying Brandi isn't passable. But, I'm concerned that out of all the women to grace the screen, people seem to be fixated on seeing her. Let's have some standards here. Contorted face, shiatty attitude, lazy, body torn up by two kids, fake tits, ex-stripper so who knows how big the CDC's file on her is ... I mean ... just wait a few hours, CSI Miami will be on (you don't even have to change the channel) and there's like 50 women more attractive than her in the intro alone.

/Jared was her "manager" in the past as mentioned in one of the show's specials, but not elaborated on or ever mentioned again.
//I'm gonna say he was her pimp.


I could see her with some side business. At least they were smart enough to bank the cash instead of snort it.
 
2012-07-11 09:30:52 PM

under a mountain: [www.brandipassante.net image 475x351]

[sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net image 630x420]

[www.storage-units-auctions.com image 415x243]

[starcasm.net image 523x651]


Why is the lap dance better when the stripper is crying?
 
2012-07-11 09:53:59 PM

The_Time_Master: under a mountain: [www.brandipassante.net image 475x351]

[sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net image 630x420]

[www.storage-units-auctions.com image 415x243]

[starcasm.net image 523x651]

Why is the lap dance better when the stripper is crying?


Because it gives me such a thrill when she grinds me against her will.
 
2012-07-11 11:08:53 PM
Came for the Brandi pics.

/leaving satisfied
 
2012-07-13 08:57:22 AM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: "I don't know a lot about fat, worn-out ex-strippers, but I know a guy who does. Let me bring him down here, he can take a look, and we can go from there. If he finds out that she's actually a hot, voluptuous tart with that delightfully trampy look, we could be talking serious money here."


That's a six-hundred-dollar bill right there. I'll take that all day long.
 
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