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(Bloomberg)   Mitt Romney, trying to defeat the first black President in history, speaks to the NAACP, considers leading with a "mind if I dance with your dates" joke   (bloomberg.com) divider line 99
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2012-07-11 09:47:58 AM

TIKIMAN87: Nothing is more racist than Obamas "African Americans for Obama"

Just disgusting.

The lowest of the low.

It's amazing how the first half black president has divided the country so much.

In November he will pack his bags. Better start now to make that ego of his fit.


That's weapons grade derp, right there.
 
2012-07-11 09:48:17 AM

glassa: "Mitt Romney, trying to defeat the first black President in history"

Yay, anyone who runs against a black person is racist! Yay for race baiters!

SOMEONE has to run against him numbskull subby.



Whhhooooossssshhhhhh!
 
2012-07-11 09:48:53 AM
Overzealous staff.......nothing to see there.
 
2012-07-11 09:50:57 AM

quatchi: Lost Thought 00: That said, I'm sure Romney will be giving a speech tomorrow at the annual White Nationalist gathering in Lynchbugh, Mississippi assuring the fine folk that he will "Maintain the proper American Way of Life"

Yeah, he'd go over a right treat there.

"I like the trees here in Lynchburg, they're just the right height... for a necktie party, Amirite?"

/Fun fact: In the Mormon mythology Romney grew up believing in there was a war up in heaven once and when it was all over the ones who fought for God became angels, the ones who fought against God became demons and the ones who didn't take sides were cursed by God with dark skin.
//Good luck at the NAACP gig, Mittens.


You people that keep pushing the whole "mormon church has a seriously racist history" thing really need to chill the fark out a little bit with that garbage. God totally decided that black people are cool like, 35 years ago. The fact that His decision came well after the civil rights movement, when even the assholes had decided that being publicly and openly racist was a bad idea, is purely a coincidence, because coincidences are like mysteries and God works in mysterious ways. Besides, He totally has black friends now.

/also, you're racist for noticing
 
2012-07-11 09:52:17 AM

NateGrey: The first reference in Latter Day Saint writings describing dark skin as a curse and mark from God refers to Lamanites. The Book of Mormon, published in the late 1820s, states the following about a group of people who rebelled against God:

And [God] had caused the cursing to come upon them, yea, even a sore cursing, because of their iniquity. For behold, they had hardened their hearts against him, that they had become like unto a flint; wherefore, as they were white, and exceedingly fair and delightsome, that they might not be enticing unto my people, the Lord God did cause a skin of blackness to come upon them. And thus saith the Lord God; I will cause that they shall be loathsome unto thy people, save they shall repent of their iniquities." (2 Nephi 5:21)


That's too bad. I was considering having a Lamanite floor installed.
 
2012-07-11 09:53:03 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: "Some of my best friends own... uh, nevermind"


post of the week
 
2012-07-11 09:53:41 AM

Maud Dib: TIKIMAN87: Nothing is more racist than Obamas "African Americans for Obama"

Just disgusting.

The lowest of the low.

It's amazing how the first half black president has divided the country so much.

In November he will pack his bags. Better start now to make that ego of his fit.

That's weapons grade derp, right there.



To be fair, I'm sure he would post something praising Romney if there was something to praise him for. As it is, this is all they have.
 
2012-07-11 10:06:30 AM

Maud Dib: TIKIMAN87: Nothing is more racist than Obamas "African Americans for Obama"

Just disgusting.

The lowest of the low.

It's amazing how the first half black president has divided the country so much.

In November he will pack his bags. Better start now to make that ego of his fit.

That's weapons grade derp, right there.


Yeah...Nice defense.

Is 2nd grade hard for you?
 
2012-07-11 10:08:10 AM

NateGrey: And thus saith the Lord God; I will cause that they shall be loathsome unto thy people"


And what's incorrect about that statement?
 
2012-07-11 10:16:03 AM

TIKIMAN87: Maud Dib: TIKIMAN87: Nothing is more racist than Obamas "African Americans for Obama"

Just disgusting.

The lowest of the low.

It's amazing how the first half black president has divided the country so much.

In November he will pack his bags. Better start now to make that ego of his fit.

That's weapons grade derp, right there.

Yeah...Nice defense.

Is 2nd grade hard for you?



In 2nd grade do they teach things like discussing the actual topic of a thread/red herrings?
 
2012-07-11 10:17:22 AM

TIKIMAN87: Nothing is more racist than Obamas "African Americans for Obama"

Just disgusting.

The lowest of the low.

It's amazing how the first half black president has divided the country so much.

In November he will pack his bags. Better start now to make that ego of his fit.


Do you realize how you putting significance behind the term "half black" is, in and of itself, racist/bigoted?
 
2012-07-11 10:21:41 AM

mrshowrules:
Do you realize how you putting significance behind the term "half black" is, in and of itself, racist/bigoted?


Well, we can guess which parts are black.

www.nypost.com


Heyooooo!!!

cache.jezebel.com
 
2012-07-11 10:22:48 AM
Was looking for screen images from: "I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar" - Family Guy, where Peter gives a speech at the 'Million Man March' and then chased through the city...I assume Romney's experience will be similar....

/figures that the internet would 'screen' out these pictures...
 
2012-07-11 10:23:14 AM

mrshowrules: TIKIMAN87: Nothing is more racist than Obamas "African Americans for Obama"

Just disgusting.

The lowest of the low.

It's amazing how the first half black president has divided the country so much.

In November he will pack his bags. Better start now to make that ego of his fit.

Do you realize how you putting significance behind the term "half black" is, in and of itself, racist/bigoted?


Just remember Zimmerman is pure white!
 
2012-07-11 10:24:11 AM

Lord_Baull: TIKIMAN87: Maud Dib: TIKIMAN87: Nothing is more racist than Obamas "African Americans for Obama"

Just disgusting.

The lowest of the low.

It's amazing how the first half black president has divided the country so much.

In November he will pack his bags. Better start now to make that ego of his fit.

That's weapons grade derp, right there.

Yeah...Nice defense.

Is 2nd grade hard for you?


In 2nd grade do they teach things like discussing the actual topic of a thread/red herrings?


You'll find out after passing that grade.
 
2012-07-11 10:28:39 AM

TIKIMAN87: mrshowrules: TIKIMAN87: Nothing is more racist than Obamas "African Americans for Obama"

Just disgusting.

The lowest of the low.

It's amazing how the first half black president has divided the country so much.

In November he will pack his bags. Better start now to make that ego of his fit.

Do you realize how you putting significance behind the term "half black" is, in and of itself, racist/bigoted?

Just remember Zimmerman is pure white!


You'll get those straws someday.
 
2012-07-11 10:34:51 AM
20 bucks says he goes to the podium and says, "pardon me while I whip this out."
 
2012-07-11 10:35:17 AM

TIKIMAN87: Lord_Baull: TIKIMAN87: Maud Dib: TIKIMAN87: Nothing is more racist than Obamas "African Americans for Obama"

Just disgusting.

The lowest of the low.

It's amazing how the first half black president has divided the country so much.

In November he will pack his bags. Better start now to make that ego of his fit.

That's weapons grade derp, right there.

Yeah...Nice defense.

Is 2nd grade hard for you?


In 2nd grade do they teach things like discussing the actual topic of a thread/red herrings?

You'll find out after passing that grade.


So what you're saying is you have zero interest in discussing the topic of the thread and are continuing to engage in threadjacking.
 
2012-07-11 10:37:13 AM
Wow. The guy has balls, I'll give him that.
 
2012-07-11 10:43:21 AM

cameroncrazy1984: TIKIMAN87: Lord_Baull: TIKIMAN87: Maud Dib: TIKIMAN87: Nothing is more racist than Obamas "African Americans for Obama"

Just disgusting.

The lowest of the low.

It's amazing how the first half black president has divided the country so much.

In November he will pack his bags. Better start now to make that ego of his fit.

That's weapons grade derp, right there.

Yeah...Nice defense.

Is 2nd grade hard for you?


In 2nd grade do they teach things like discussing the actual topic of a thread/red herrings?

You'll find out after passing that grade.

So what you're saying is you have zero interest in discussing the topic of the thread and are continuing to engage in threadjacking.



He'll never SAY that. But he will probably engage you in his playground shenanigans.
 
2012-07-11 10:44:07 AM
Please let him go in blackface, please let him go in blackface, please let him go in blackface.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
hej
2012-07-11 10:47:05 AM
ILoveThisThreadSoMuch.jpg
 
2012-07-11 10:48:59 AM

cameroncrazy1984: TIKIMAN87: Lord_Baull: TIKIMAN87: Maud Dib: TIKIMAN87: Nothing is more racist than Obamas "African Americans for Obama"

Just disgusting.

The lowest of the low.

It's amazing how the first half black president has divided the country so much.

In November he will pack his bags. Better start now to make that ego of his fit.

That's weapons grade derp, right there.

Yeah...Nice defense.

Is 2nd grade hard for you?


In 2nd grade do they teach things like discussing the actual topic of a thread/red herrings?

You'll find out after passing that grade.

So what you're saying is you have zero interest in discussing the topic of the thread and are continuing to engage in threadjacking.


Everyone throws a fit when a white person speaks at a black event.

Yet not a peep when the president rallies a race behind him.
 
2012-07-11 10:50:34 AM

TIKIMAN87: Everyone throws a fit when a white person speaks at a black event.

Yet not a peep when the president rallies a race behind him.


WTF are you on about? Nobody's throwing a fit about Romney going to the NAACP. Plenty of white people have done it before.
 
2012-07-11 10:55:00 AM
TIKIMAN87:

I'm not surprised you haven't been banned for your blatent race baiting. But at least there is a functional ignore button now
 
2012-07-11 10:58:09 AM

Bloody William: Someone needs to ask him how he likes his coffee during the speech.

"Hot. Black. Wet."


You magnificent bastard
 
2012-07-11 11:05:10 AM
And in Romney's closing statement to the crowd...

"Thank you. God BLESS you. God bless the United States of America. Uhhh, word to your mother?"

(slight feedback from mic amidst silence. Romney delicately attempt to adjust the mic level, inhales)

"Fark tha police!"

(walks off)
 
2012-07-11 11:14:28 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: "Some of my best friends own... uh, nevermind"


Done in one.

/yes
 
2012-07-11 11:21:22 AM

rogue49: Good obscure line, subby. +1


Animal House is obscure?

notsureifserious.jpg
 
2012-07-11 11:26:11 AM

peter21: And in Romney's closing statement to the crowd...

"Thank you. God BLESS you. God bless the United States of America. Uhhh, word to your mother?"

(slight feedback from mic amidst silence. Romney delicately attempt to adjust the mic level, inhales)

"Fark tha police!"

(walks off)


he should drop the mic at the end of his speech, at the very least
 
2012-07-11 11:27:13 AM

TIKIMAN87: mrshowrules: TIKIMAN87: Nothing is more racist than Obamas "African Americans for Obama"

Just disgusting.

The lowest of the low.

It's amazing how the first half black president has divided the country so much.

In November he will pack his bags. Better start now to make that ego of his fit.

Do you realize how you putting significance behind the term "half black" is, in and of itself, racist/bigoted?

Just remember Zimmerman is pure white!


I think the only thing pure is this thread is your racism.
 
2012-07-11 11:39:49 AM

skullkrusher: peter21: And in Romney's closing statement to the crowd...

"Thank you. God BLESS you. God bless the United States of America. Uhhh, word to your mother?"

(slight feedback from mic amidst silence. Romney delicately attempt to adjust the mic level, inhales)

"Fark tha police!"

(walks off)

he should drop the mic at the end of his speech, at the very least


You're right. And maybe toss out a little 'Sexual Chocolate!!' while stomping his foot on the floor before exiting stage right.
 
2012-07-11 11:42:33 AM

peter21: skullkrusher: peter21: And in Romney's closing statement to the crowd...

"Thank you. God BLESS you. God bless the United States of America. Uhhh, word to your mother?"

(slight feedback from mic amidst silence. Romney delicately attempt to adjust the mic level, inhales)

"Fark tha police!"

(walks off)

he should drop the mic at the end of his speech, at the very least

You're right. And maybe toss out a little 'Sexual Chocolate!!' while stomping his foot on the floor before exiting stage right.


maybe do the Ethiopian Shim-Sham?
 
2012-07-11 11:48:21 AM

mrshowrules: TIKIMAN87: mrshowrules: TIKIMAN87: Nothing is more racist than Obamas "African Americans for Obama"

Just disgusting.

The lowest of the low.

It's amazing how the first half black president has divided the country so much.

In November he will pack his bags. Better start now to make that ego of his fit.

Do you realize how you putting significance behind the term "half black" is, in and of itself, racist/bigoted?

Just remember Zimmerman is pure white!

I think the only thing pure is this thread is your racism.


You're such a racist.
 
2012-07-11 11:49:23 AM

TIKIMAN87: Everyone throws a fit when a white person speaks at a black event.

Yet not a peep when the president rallies a race behind him.



Even your strawmen are farking that chicken.
 
2012-07-11 11:52:17 AM

skullkrusher: peter21: skullkrusher: peter21: And in Romney's closing statement to the crowd...

"Thank you. God BLESS you. God bless the United States of America. Uhhh, word to your mother?"

(slight feedback from mic amidst silence. Romney delicately attempt to adjust the mic level, inhales)

"Fark tha police!"

(walks off)

he should drop the mic at the end of his speech, at the very least

You're right. And maybe toss out a little 'Sexual Chocolate!!' while stomping his foot on the floor before exiting stage right.

maybe do the Ethiopian Shim-Sham?


You can never go wrong with a good sand dance.
 
2012-07-11 12:36:41 PM

Lord_Baull: TIKIMAN87: Everyone throws a fit when a white person speaks at a black event.

Yet not a peep when the president rallies a race behind him.


Even your strawmen are farking that chicken.


You just proved my point that liberals are awful, just aeful people...
 
2012-07-11 12:57:14 PM
So, it sounds like he was a hit...just reeled them in with his take charge attitude.

In fairness, I am actually surprised he stuck to his game plan and didn't enter into total pander mode, so I guess those firmware updates really did take hold...
 
2012-07-11 01:00:37 PM

ferretman: Was looking for screen images from: "I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar" - Family Guy, where Peter gives a speech at the 'Million Man March' and then chased through the city...I assume Romney's experience will be similar....


They didn't chase him down the street, but they did "boooo!" a few times.

(personally I kinda wish Romney had pretended to be Rodney -- pulling his tie and muttering "tough crowd...tough crowd....I get no respect...!", but I can't see the MittBot 3000 doing that without installing 20th Century Comedy Patch 2.1.1)
 
2012-07-11 01:08:04 PM

TIKIMAN87: Lord_Baull: TIKIMAN87: Everyone throws a fit when a white person speaks at a black event.

Yet not a peep when the president rallies a race behind him.


Even your strawmen are farking that chicken.

You just proved my point that liberals are awful, just aeful people...



If you had a point, you would have made it by now. You're just seagulling the thread.
 
2012-07-11 01:17:09 PM

hubiestubert: So, it sounds like he was a hit...just reeled them in with his take charge attitude.

In fairness, I am actually surprised he stuck to his game plan and didn't enter into total pander mode, so I guess those firmware updates really did take hold...


Love that Willard countered the boo's with a Chamber of Commerce survey. I wonder if he expected those booing in the audience to shriek, "Oh, lawdie!!! But if'ns they kain't hires me, I kain't pays the rent!!! I TAKES IT BACK MISSUH ROMNEY!"
 
2012-07-11 01:20:01 PM
I think I found part of his speech to the NAACP already on youtube...

Link
 
2012-07-11 01:20:38 PM

Bill_Wick's_Friend: ferretman: Was looking for screen images from: "I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar" - Family Guy, where Peter gives a speech at the 'Million Man March' and then chased through the city...I assume Romney's experience will be similar....

They didn't chase him down the street, but they did "boooo!" a few times.

(personally I kinda wish Romney had pretended to be Rodney -- pulling his tie and muttering "tough crowd...tough crowd....I get no respect...!", but I can't see the MittBot 3000 doing that without installing 20th Century Comedy Patch 2.1.1)


Instead he repeated his Chamber of Commerce lie.
 
2012-07-11 01:29:29 PM

Lord_Baull: TIKIMAN87: Lord_Baull: TIKIMAN87: Everyone throws a fit when a white person speaks at a black event.

Yet not a peep when the president rallies a race behind him.


Even your strawmen are farking that chicken.

You just proved my point that liberals are awful, just aeful people...


If you had a point, you would have made it by now. You're just seagulling the thread.


Obviously you missed my Weeners.
 
2012-07-11 01:37:24 PM

TIKIMAN87:

Obviously you missed my Weeners.

 
2012-07-11 01:43:51 PM

EyeballKid: TIKIMAN87:

Obviously you missed my Weeners.


I think perhaps a few people did. Our Beamish Boy may not want to stay in the pool so long before posting it...
 
2012-07-11 02:06:34 PM

hubiestubert: EyeballKid: TIKIMAN87:

Obviously you missed my Weeners.

I think perhaps a few people did. Our Beamish Boy may not want to stay in the pool so long before posting it...


Are you calling me a JEW?
 
2012-07-11 02:48:56 PM

HotWingConspiracy: Brubold: Yeah it should be really hard to win over the black community what with all the success they've experienced with Obama as president.

You're right, they're clearly pining away for the halcyon days of the Bush era.


I'm not saying the Republicans are any better. I'm just saying this nonsense that blacks should feel loyalty towards Obama because...well...black...is ignorant. Of course this is how the liberal mind works. Person belongs to subgroup determined by race/gender/sexual preference so other people of the same subgroup determined by race/gender/sexual preference should feel the same way that person does about everything. Unless of course that person is a Republican in which case they aren't a valid member of subgroup determined by race/gender/sexual preference.
 
2012-07-11 03:55:15 PM

Brubold: Person belongs to subgroup determined by race/gender/sexual preference so other people of the same subgroup determined by race/gender/sexual preference should feel the same way that person does about everything. Unless of course that person is a Republican in which case they aren't a valid member of subgroup determined by race/gender/sexual preference.


Right. So, how mad were you that women who had wanted Hillary to win didn't vote for McCain after he got a woman running mate and all?
 
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