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(610 WIOD)   "The writing on the man's sign included references to the FBI, fire department, hijacking a trolley, and 'I'm not a pedophile'"   (610wiod.com) divider line 25
    More: Weird, FBI, crisis negotiation, hijackings, fire departments  
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2012-07-11 12:02:29 PM  
So he forgot his Fark handle then?
 
2012-07-11 12:05:30 PM  
What's his freeper handle?
 
2012-07-11 12:05:36 PM  
That's product branding 101. If you want people to pay attention to you, end every statement with, "....And I'm not a pedophile. That's for sure!"
 
2012-07-11 12:06:30 PM  

Ernie the Fork: So he forgot his Fark handle then?


Jake Havechek: What's his freeper handle?


What's his 4Chan alias?
 
2012-07-11 12:07:52 PM  
Cops Talk Down Man on Freeeway Sign

It's not the highway,it's the Freeeway!
 
2012-07-11 12:07:58 PM  
Well at least he wasn't a pedophile
 
2012-07-11 12:09:35 PM  
Methinks the deviant doth protest too much.
 
2012-07-11 12:10:55 PM  
One phrase on the paper said, "The FBI is going to kill me."

What should cops do in this situation?
- Taser the guy and catch him when he falls
- Put a net under him and tell him to jump
- Throw a net around him and pull him up.
- Do what they did and wait for him to surrender.


How about (e) Call the FBI and let them kill him
 
2012-07-11 12:12:09 PM  
I want to see a high-res photo of the sign...you know one exists, but no news outlet has shown it yet. Gotta be an instant classic.

/get a brain morans
 
2012-07-11 12:12:37 PM  
Nobody in California knows how to properly merge onto a freeway.
 
2012-07-11 12:16:23 PM  

hammettman: Nobody in California knows how to properly merge onto a freeway.


Well, except for those people that run out and lay down in traffic. They merge into the freeway pretty well.
 
2012-07-11 12:16:26 PM  
He doesnt have to worry about Anonymous. He's got that going for him.
 
2012-07-11 12:16:27 PM  

SubBass49: I want to see a high-res photo of the sign...you know one exists, but no news outlet has shown it yet. Gotta be an instant classic.

/get a brain morans


This. So much this. That local news site was terrible.
 
2012-07-11 12:16:56 PM  
looks like someone could use some marijuana
 
2012-07-11 12:19:29 PM  

offmymeds: Cops Talk Down Man on Freeeway Sign

It's not the highway,it's the Freeeway!


of love.
 
2012-07-11 12:29:13 PM  

Hickory-smoked: offmymeds: Cops Talk Down Man on Freeeway Sign

It's not the highway,it's the Freeeway!

of love.


Was he wearing tight pants?
 
2012-07-11 12:35:51 PM  
I remember a suicidal guy on the freeway holding up traffic. I was kind of amused when people started chants of "do it!"
 
2012-07-11 12:36:11 PM  
We're going jumping on the freeeeeway
On a pink Cadillac
 
2012-07-11 12:45:05 PM  

offmymeds: Cops Talk Down Man on Freeeway Sign

It's not the highway,it's the Freeeway!


Extra free man. They pay you to drive on it!
 
2012-07-11 12:52:35 PM  

Carn: offmymeds: Cops Talk Down Man on Freeeway Sign

It's not the highway,it's the Freeeway!

Extra free man. They pay you to drive on it!


Hey man - is that Freedom Rock?

Yeah man...

Well turn it up, MAN!!!
 
2012-07-11 12:54:55 PM  
I was stuck on the 805 for like 3 hours last night and I'm getting a kick out of these replies. I also wish I could have kicked him off the sign onto the pavement. My girlfriend said she's heard of this (most likely) same guy pulling the same stunt a few times in the past.

/We also got a late dinner when I got home and when we were walking a back, a truck came barelling down the street and almost hit us. My girlfriend said "wow, that guy almost turned us into twi-hards"
//Referencing this, since she had been reading all the local traffic updates while I was stuck
///pretty funny line but damn
 
2012-07-11 01:02:49 PM  

SnakeLee: I was stuck on the 805 for like 3 hours last night and I'm getting a kick out of these replies. I also wish I could have kicked him off the sign onto the pavement. My girlfriend said she's heard of this (most likely) same guy pulling the same stunt a few times in the past.

/We also got a late dinner when I got home and when we were walking a back, a truck came barelling down the street and almost hit us. My girlfriend said "wow, that guy almost turned us into twi-hards"
//Referencing this, since she had been reading all the local traffic updates while I was stuck
///pretty funny line but damn


I remember that thread, too.

/Twilight is a social disease
//that driver is the cure.
 
2012-07-11 01:05:23 PM  

Ernie the Fork: So he forgot his Fark handle then?


Could be. Most Farkers aren't pedophiles; they're hebephiles and ephebophiles. That's an important distinction worthy of putting on a crazy rant sign.

/Slightly different, but still creepy as hell.
 
2012-07-11 01:44:05 PM  
I'm glad I hung out with a lady friend instead of taking the 805 home last night.

// wasn't it just a week ago that they had the officer shooting a dude with a warrant at balboa, WTF is up with that area recently.
 
2012-07-11 03:20:19 PM  
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