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(Huffington Post)   Just a friendly reminder that today is 7/11...and you're entitled to a Free Slurpee between 11am-7pm   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 39
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2012-07-11 09:21:58 AM
"Entitled"? What, is it guaranteed in the Constitution, or something?
 
2012-07-11 09:57:14 AM
A free ounce of Slurpee?
Those cups are TINY. My 9 yr old was very disappointed last year. I'll not fall for it this year.
 
2012-07-11 10:12:28 AM
If you go, go early. They always run out of the 'free' cups by about 2 pm. Then you are set on a Slurpee and end up paying. Not that they're expensive, but free Slurpee day is a scam if you ask me.
 
2012-07-11 10:26:51 AM

Three Crooked Squirrels: If you go, go early. They always run out of the 'free' cups by about 2 pm. Then you are set on a Slurpee and end up paying. Not that they're expensive, but free Slurpee day is a scam if you ask me.


Totally a scam. The free one is tiny. Barely a sip. So you end up paying for one that'll actually give you a taste of the flavor.
 
2012-07-11 11:54:37 AM
I am 30 miles away from the nearest 7-11, and somehow I find myself completely fine with that.
 
2012-07-11 11:58:54 AM
It's a nice treat for my 3 & a half year old though...plus her day is packed with crap to do today, so the sugar rush should help power her over the finish line...lol
 
2012-07-11 12:00:08 PM
What do you get if it is also your birthday?
 
2012-07-11 12:01:33 PM
Is this Fark or the Hobo's Survival Guide?
 
2012-07-11 12:09:38 PM
No it's not; it's 11/7.
 
2012-07-11 12:11:50 PM

Earpj: Three Crooked Squirrels: If you go, go early. They always run out of the 'free' cups by about 2 pm. Then you are set on a Slurpee and end up paying. Not that they're expensive, but free Slurpee day is a scam if you ask me.

Totally a scam. The free one is tiny. Barely a sip. So you end up paying for one that'll actually give you a taste of the flavor.


^Those

My kids were Slurpee junikes
 
2012-07-11 12:12:03 PM

Earpj: Three Crooked Squirrels: If you go, go early. They always run out of the 'free' cups by about 2 pm. Then you are set on a Slurpee and end up paying. Not that they're expensive, but free Slurpee day is a scam if you ask me.

Totally a scam. The free one is tiny. Barely a sip. So you end up paying for one that'll actually give you a taste of the flavor.


The ol' Bait and Switch, something I learned about on an episode of One Day At A Time.
 
2012-07-11 12:13:29 PM

ArcadianRefugee: What do you get if it is also your birthday?


A BJ in the alley out back from the crackhead that asks for change out front...
 
2012-07-11 12:15:12 PM
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2012-07-11 12:21:42 PM

ArcadianRefugee: What do you get if it is also your birthday?


You get dumped by your girlfriend 2 years to the day that your ex-wife served you divorce papers?

/oh wait, that's just MY birthday.
//Happy birthday me!
 
2012-07-11 12:31:14 PM

mightybaz: No it's not; it's 11/7.


Don't be weird.
 
2012-07-11 12:36:15 PM

palelizard: mightybaz: No it's not; it's 11/7.

Don't be weird.


Hurm. Do the British refer to "9/11" as "11/9"?
 
2012-07-11 12:45:05 PM
CSB:

Spent a great deal of my childhood around the block from the first one.

Link
 
2012-07-11 12:51:10 PM
Never forget.
 
2012-07-11 12:52:21 PM

ArcadianRefugee: palelizard: mightybaz: No it's not; it's 11/7.

Don't be weird.

Hurm. Do the British refer to "9/11" as "11/9"?


Not when we're talking to Americans - the ensuing argument/gunfight just wouldn't be worth it. Luckilly (possibly not the right word) the London bombs were on 7/7, so everyone's happy (again, possibly not the right word).
 
2012-07-11 12:53:02 PM
*shakes fist at the lack of 7/11's anywhere nearby.*
 
2012-07-11 12:53:26 PM

tgambitg: ArcadianRefugee: What do you get if it is also your birthday?

You get dumped by your girlfriend 2 years to the day that your ex-wife served you divorce papers?

/oh wait, that's just MY birthday.
//Happy birthday me!


Well was she also your girlfriend the day that your ex-wife served you divorce papers?
 
2012-07-11 12:58:19 PM
...," said subby's mom.
 
2012-07-11 12:58:31 PM
I could hit 3 on the way home from work... that would = 3 free oz.
 
2012-07-11 01:05:57 PM

ArcadianRefugee: What do you get if it is also your birthday?


Mine too!

But I won't be getting any free Slurpee today because I live in Georgia and THERE AREN'T ANY 7-11'S! The nearest one is on the Northern edge of South Carolina, dammit

/would looooooove a Co-Cola Slurpee right nah
 
2012-07-11 01:08:41 PM

KidneyStone:
Mine too!

But I won't be getting any free Slurpee today because I live in Georgia and THERE AREN'T ANY 7-11'S! The nearest one is on the Northern edge of South Carolina, dammit

/would looooooove a Co-Cola Slurpee right nah


Happy Birthday.

We used to live in GA. Whenever we'd go visit family, we'd hit up the first 7-11 we came across.
 
2012-07-11 01:17:33 PM
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None of your free hippy love #*@% here slurpee.......right? Was I right?
 
2012-07-11 01:19:06 PM

ArcadianRefugee: What do you get if it is also your birthday?


is it your birthday? It's MY birthday!
 
2012-07-11 01:21:21 PM

tgambitg: ArcadianRefugee: What do you get if it is also your birthday?

You get dumped by your girlfriend 2 years to the day that your ex-wife served you divorce papers?

/oh wait, that's just MY birthday.
//Happy birthday me!


And happy birthday ME!
As to getting dumped, sorry...Been there on my bday, too...
 
2012-07-11 01:24:26 PM

KidneyStone: ArcadianRefugee: What do you get if it is also your birthday?

Mine too!

But I won't be getting any free Slurpee today because I live in Georgia and THERE AREN'T ANY 7-11'S! The nearest one is on the Northern edge of South Carolina, dammit

/would looooooove a Co-Cola Slurpee right nah


Mine, too! And I have a 7-11 nearby so I'll get a Co-Cola one in your honor. Happy birthday!
 
2012-07-11 01:26:37 PM
7-11
The best birthday
Nobody ever forgets it
Happy birthday, FARK bday sharers~
 
2012-07-11 01:49:50 PM
Weird that this would end up being a birthday thread on my birthday. I do seem to know a disproportionately high number of people who share 7/11 with me.
 
2012-07-11 01:56:34 PM

Yukon Cornelius: Weird that this would end up being a birthday thread on my birthday. I do seem to know a disproportionately high number of people who share 7/11 with me.


there seem to be a disproportionate amount of Farkers that share our birthday as well.

I actually share a birthday with an old Scottish relative of mine as well, Robert the Bruce... though I suspect that since it's matrilineal, I am no where near to royalty.
 
2012-07-11 02:00:03 PM
Girls from 7/11 stay up all night. And I can get a discount.
 
2012-07-11 02:03:40 PM
Oh and there are only 365 available dates of birth. How many registered fark users are there? Don't be surprised that people share the same birthday here.
 
2012-07-11 04:49:41 PM
I'm drinking mine right now. I like the small size.
 
2012-07-11 06:47:39 PM

Antagonism: Oh and there are only 365366 available dates of birth. How many registered fark users are there? Don't be surprised that people share the same birthday here.


FIFY. Don't forget about March 0th.

mightybaz: Not when we're talking to Americans - the ensuing argument/gunfight just wouldn't be worth it. Luckily (possibly not the right word) the London bombs were on 7/7, so everyone's happy (again, possibly not the right word).


Like+1 (possibly not the right word)

/Drinking a Watermelon-Lime Slurpee right now, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.
 
2012-07-11 07:16:08 PM
Had to drive from Hunt Valley MD to Pasadena MD this afternoon. My phone told me there was seven locations on my direct route. If I went a bit outta my way I could hit fifteen. That was twenty-nine free slurpies in a two and a half hour round trip. One store remembered me and siad no doubles.

/I think I gave myself daibeetus.
 
2012-07-11 07:38:26 PM
Went and got a Lemon Creme Slurpee this morning. Not as good as it sounded, but for free...can't complain.
 
2012-07-11 10:26:10 PM

mojofrojo: Had to drive from Hunt Valley MD to Pasadena MD this afternoon. My phone told me there was seven locations on my direct route. If I went a bit outta my way I could hit fifteen. That was twenty-nine free slurpies in a two and a half hour round trip. One store remembered me and siad no doubles.

/I think I gave myself daibeetus.


to be fair, twenty-nine free slurpees is almost equal to a normal size so you win for the day!
 
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