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(Fox News)   In an attempt to attract a more value-conscious type of alien, California opens up the "Fresno Triangle"   ( foxnews.com) divider line
    More: Strange, Fresno, UFO, Bermuda Triangle, paranormal investigators, triangles, EMF, geiger counters, believers  
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1301 clicks; posted to Geek » on 11 Jul 2012 at 11:28 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-07-11 08:54:12 AM  
Wait, I thought that was a style of pubic hair shaving.
 
2012-07-11 09:52:35 AM  
"Welcome back from your journey, Ephimas"

"Thank you, O Great Leader"

"Ephimas, we spent half our planet's resources to send you on an intergalactic mission to learn of new worlds, to foster peace and harmony in the universe, and to discover great truths. What have you to report?"

"Well, we swung by Fresno, took a look at Bakersfield, then came home".
 
2012-07-11 10:05:51 AM  
Not clicking a fox link, but any alien trangle in California must include Modesto. Last time I had to go through there it looked like the main industry was closed businesses with gang tags.
 
2012-07-11 12:06:37 PM  
Behold: the Fresno alien. It's clearly two street lights working together to effect locomotion.

\DNRA
 
2012-07-11 12:07:18 PM  
OK, guys, I think I've figured it out. The patterns of appearances, the people they choose to take; it all makes sense. What the aliens really want isn't our resources or our labor; they want our drugs.
 
2012-07-11 12:14:01 PM  

Millennium: OK, guys, I think I've figured it out. The patterns of appearances, the people they choose to take; it all makes sense. What the aliens really want isn't our resources or our labor; they want our drugs.


I think you may be on to something.

"Dude, that Fresco meth; seriously, it blows the shiat from Rigel IX right out the airlock."
 
2012-07-11 01:24:50 PM  
media.screened.com

At least now we know what really happened to Fresno Bob.
 
2012-07-11 01:54:26 PM  
I once saw a UFO near Fresno so I'm getting a kick. No seriously I did! Hey I was 10 give me break. Luckily I wasn't probed, as far as I know. Maybe I'll remember it differently one day though.
 
2012-07-11 02:01:22 PM  
These grapes taste like Fresno!

/obscure?
 
2012-07-11 02:44:51 PM  

Eirik: These grapes taste like Fresno!

/obscure?


Nope. The Fresno mini series with Carol Burnett
 
2012-07-11 06:11:12 PM  
Lived here almost all my life, first time I've heard of this.
 
2012-07-12 01:24:39 AM  
I like how the article claims thousands of Americans 'believe in UFOs'.

You don't have to believe in anything to see a ufo. We don't know what the darn things are - that's the whole point - so there's no pre-existing belief required to observe them if a person has the opportunity.
 
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