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(KATU)   Man in ER waiting room punches random woman in face, bites cop and takes ride on the Taser because the ER wouldn't give him cocaine (with "Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?" mugshot)   (katu.com) divider line 27
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2012-07-11 08:26:45 AM
Ta da!
 
2012-07-11 08:27:42 AM
See what happens when you give these people free, unlimited access to healthcare? Hard working people are assaulted in Obama's waiting room visions while he and his free loading cronies pay out of pocket to go to the head of the line. They get the best care while we get attacked trying to get our children in to a doctor. See what happens when you let everyone vote without requiring any minimum of standard?
 
2012-07-11 08:27:42 AM
Wait till someone tells him that ER's don't even HAVE cocaine. Boy will he be embarrassed.
 
2012-07-11 08:27:55 AM
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/ hot
 
2012-07-11 08:31:15 AM
Read the farking article, Subby. They didn't taze him during this incident. They tazed him the last time he was drunk and being a douche-bag by harassing children.
 
2012-07-11 08:31:26 AM

Satanic_Hamster: Wait till someone tells him that ER's don't even HAVE cocaine. Boy will he be embarrassed.


You must be asking the wrong orderlies.
 
2012-07-11 08:34:01 AM
Luis Guzmán?
 
2012-07-11 08:34:07 AM
Ah, Roseburg. Such a fun little town!
 
2012-07-11 08:39:02 AM
Actual mug shot:

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2012-07-11 08:44:45 AM
Satanic_Hamster: Wait till someone tells him that ER's don't even HAVE cocaine. Boy will he be embarrassed.

Oh, boy. Will you be suprised. ERs keep pure, liquid cocaine on hand for use on nosebleeds.
 
2012-07-11 08:50:58 AM

BronyMedic: Satanic_Hamster: Wait till someone tells him that ER's don't even HAVE cocaine. Boy will he be embarrassed.

Oh, boy. Will you be suprised. ERs keep pure, liquid cocaine on hand for use on nosebleeds.


Yeah, cocaine is still a Schedule II, not a Schedule I controlled substance. It has medical uses. Interestingly enough, cocaine is considered as dangerous / useful as Ritalin and Adderall.
 
2012-07-11 08:51:37 AM
Bath salts again?
 
2012-07-11 08:55:44 AM
They've got a name for people like you Jose. That name is called "recidivism." Repeat offender Not a pretty name, is it Jose?


/one bonehead name
 
2012-07-11 08:56:32 AM
Please, not this 'random' crap in headlines too.
 
2012-07-11 09:01:57 AM
Finally, a drug related spasm that didn't involve my beloved bath salts!

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2012-07-11 09:02:59 AM
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Really? This guy did that? But he looks like such a nice fellow.
 
2012-07-11 09:04:33 AM

BronyMedic: Satanic_Hamster: Wait till someone tells him that ER's don't even HAVE cocaine. Boy will he be embarrassed.

Oh, boy. Will you be suprised. ERs keep pure, liquid cocaine on hand for use on nosebleeds.


How many here will punch themselves in the nose and run to ER? See what you've done?
 
2012-07-11 09:05:05 AM
Steve Guttenberg's really fallen on hard times.
 
2012-07-11 09:08:05 AM

BurnShrike: Read the farking article, Subby....


Since when has that ever been a prerequisite here?!?

"Uninformed statements and opinions, get yer free uninformed statements and opinions...!"
 
2012-07-11 09:09:40 AM

AbbeySomeone: BronyMedic: Satanic_Hamster: Wait till someone tells him that ER's don't even HAVE cocaine. Boy will he be embarrassed.

Oh, boy. Will you be suprised. ERs keep pure, liquid cocaine on hand for use on nosebleeds.

How many here will punch themselves in the nose and run to ER? See what you've done?


ALREADY ON IT!

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2012-07-11 09:11:02 AM
should have asked for methamphetamine.
 
2012-07-11 09:21:03 AM
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2012-07-11 09:24:54 AM

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Really? This guy did that? But he looks like such a nice fellow.


Shouldn't he be fixing Raptors?
 
2012-07-11 09:29:30 AM
Now THIS guy knows how to PARTY!
 
2012-07-11 09:52:27 AM
party at the ER's!!

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2012-07-11 10:33:30 AM
I had a girlfriend who worked in a hospital. We were walking down the hall when we saw a bottle on the floor that looked just like this:
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She picked it up and took it home to keep as a conversation piece. When I reminded her that if the police found it she'd be sent to prison we took it back. The young doctor we gave it to looked at it, smiled and casually dropped it in the pocket of his white coat. He said something like, "Oops, yeah that happens sometimes."
 
2012-07-11 06:00:07 PM
AbbeySomeone: How many here will punch themselves in the nose and run to ER? See what you've done?

Job security! Mwuhahahahahahaha.
 
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