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'Twilight' fan in town for San Diego Comic Con killed by car in front of San Diego Convention Center, a mere three days before 100,000 chubby Batmen in hockey pants could have saved her
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Zalan
2012-07-11 08:33:23 AM
6 votes:
Twilight... A story of a young girl's very hard life decisions between necrophilia and bestiality.
baronbloodbath
2012-07-11 08:26:30 AM
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If she would have put some of that vampire sparkle crap on her skin, maybe the driver would have seen her earlier.
SpoilerAlert
2012-07-11 08:33:17 AM
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One down.
t3knomanser
2012-07-11 08:39:43 AM
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She was from my home town. In fact, I think I knew her family.
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