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(LA Times)   'Twilight' fan in town for San Diego Comic Con killed by car in front of San Diego Convention Center, a mere three days before 100,000 chubby Batmen in hockey pants could have saved her   ( divider line
    More: Sad, San Diego, Comic-Con, Nikki Reed, SDCC, town, jury  
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2012-07-11 08:33:23 AM  
6 votes:
Twilight... A story of a young girl's very hard life decisions between necrophilia and bestiality.
2012-07-11 08:26:30 AM  
3 votes:
If she would have put some of that vampire sparkle crap on her skin, maybe the driver would have seen her earlier.
2012-07-11 08:33:17 AM  
2 votes:
One down.
2012-07-11 08:39:43 AM  
1 vote:
She was from my home town. In fact, I think I knew her family.
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