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(Daily Mail)   The hotly debated practice of breastfeeding beyond infancy has earned itself a new reality television show. Preliminary names are 'Boob Juice' or 'American Suckers'   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 126
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2012-07-11 11:41:13 AM  
boobies!
 
2012-07-11 11:41:58 AM  
How about "Manufactured Issue"
 
2012-07-11 11:42:01 AM  
Hoverrounds.

/Because you know, the moms are hovering over their kids, and boobs are round.
 
2012-07-11 11:42:10 AM  
I'm looking forward to the day when we can follow a single child from this show, to Dance Moms, then 16 and Pregnant and finally Intervention. Cradle to grave entertainment.
 
2012-07-11 11:43:15 AM  
Thanks for the Mammaries.
Tit for Tat.
Lactivision.
 
2012-07-11 11:44:30 AM  
Some things might make a good 2 hour documentary, or (in this case) a 10 minute news segment. Not every friggin' thing has to be a reality show.
 
2012-07-11 11:44:33 AM  
Hardcore Mom
 
2012-07-11 11:44:43 AM  
NIPPLE WARS!
 
2012-07-11 11:44:49 AM  

The Bunyip: I'm looking forward to the day when we can follow a single child from this show, to Dance Moms, then 16 and Pregnant and finally Intervention. Cradle to grave entertainment.


Toddlers and Tiaras would come before Dance Moms, no?
 
2012-07-11 11:45:19 AM  
Lactation Island
 
2012-07-11 11:46:03 AM  
TITS OR GTFO MOM!
 
2012-07-11 11:46:08 AM  
he hotly debated practice of breastfeeding beyond infancy has earned itself a new reality television show


images.wookmark.com
 
2012-07-11 11:46:58 AM  
The whole idea really is idiotic. Once your kid starts eating solid food, they no longer need to be breastfeeding, and any extension on that is simply to placate the mother's insecurities.
 
2012-07-11 11:47:08 AM  
Jugrats?
 
2012-07-11 11:47:50 AM  
Can't blame the kids for this one, at my age I still like sucking on those mammaries
 
2012-07-11 11:48:17 AM  

MAYORBOB: The Bunyip: I'm looking forward to the day when we can follow a single child from this show, to Dance Moms, then 16 and Pregnant and finally Intervention. Cradle to grave entertainment.

Toddlers and Tiaras would come before Dance Moms, no?


Yes - and I've just nominated you for head of marketing research at my new company, Rubberneck Entertainment.
 
2012-07-11 11:48:48 AM  
If you thought the baby teeth hurt, wait until he gets braces!
 
2012-07-11 11:48:57 AM  
That black woman has a really white, blonde son.
 
2012-07-11 11:48:57 AM  
Sweet, I needed some new fap material!
 
2012-07-11 11:49:12 AM  
16 & Suckling
 
2012-07-11 11:49:56 AM  
and some Little Britain Bitty (shiatty version..of bitty)
 
2012-07-11 11:49:57 AM  
my big fat greek juice box
 
2012-07-11 11:50:10 AM  
"Outraged" Self-Entitled Attention Whore Desperately Trying to Remain (or Become) Relevant Even Though She's Udderly Mediocre

/there really is no other name that fits.
 
2012-07-11 11:52:00 AM  
they are just milking this topic for all that it's worth.
 
2012-07-11 11:52:33 AM  
blog.imperfectparent.com

/hot
//wait, no
 
2012-07-11 11:53:23 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Jugrats?


Coffee, keyboard. You know the drill.
 
2012-07-11 11:55:26 AM  
16 breastfeeding and being breastfed.
 
2012-07-11 11:56:30 AM  
MILF Island

/have NBC do it
 
2012-07-11 11:56:54 AM  

swahnhennessy: That black woman has a really white, blonde son.


"Models used in photo"
 
2012-07-11 11:57:02 AM  

Thisbymaster: 16 breastfeeding and being breastfed.


The Human Breastipede.
 
2012-07-11 11:58:02 AM  
You're done when they don't need it anymore. But if you choose to continue, don't whip them out in Panera and then glare at me for being a man in your general vicinity. I'm more scared of you than you are of me. And I'm already looking the other way, but now I can tell every woman is mad at me for being a man near a breastfeeding woman. Actually, that applies even if you have an infant that requires the benefits of breastfeeding. (yeah, CSB it happened to me a few months ago.)

And the best part was that I was alone, but had an infant son and my wife was breastfeeding during that time period ...if you've been in that situation, you know that having recently witnessed childbirth plus watching your wife breastfeed plus sleeping less than 15 hours a week makes you the opposite of viewing breasts as a sexual object.
/Women be all crazy.
 
2012-07-11 11:58:03 AM  

Thisbymaster: 16 breastfeeding and being breastfed.


Holy crap... think about it:

52-year old breastfeeding 39-year old
39-year old breastfeeding 26-year old
26-year old breastfeeding 13-year old
13-year old breastfeeding toddler

All at the same time!!!
 
2012-07-11 11:58:16 AM  
Has this thread really gotten to almost 30 comments without a bleat about it being a Daily Fail link? Have we been beaten down for good?
 
2012-07-11 11:58:38 AM  
So the Boob Tube will finally live up to its name? (although they're mostly no longer tubes, so...)
 
2012-07-11 12:01:42 PM  
You can't call it the "boob tube" for over fifty years, and not see this one coming.
 
2012-07-11 12:02:01 PM  
[chris rock]
If the kid can ask for a cookie to go with his milk, knock him off the titty!
[/chris rock]
 
2012-07-11 12:02:08 PM  
Always reminds me of this

Link (SFW)
 
2012-07-11 12:02:10 PM  

wildstarr: swahnhennessy: That black woman has a really white, blonde son.

"Models used in photo"


What an odd subject for which to stage diversity.
 
2012-07-11 12:03:04 PM  
On today's episode of TLC's "Udderly Outrageous".....
 
2012-07-11 12:03:07 PM  
Ah, this one again. It least it's about tits.
 
2012-07-11 12:03:56 PM  
media.tumblr.com
 
2012-07-11 12:05:35 PM  
How about "Udderly Ridiculous"?
 
2012-07-11 12:06:18 PM  
When do we summon the shade of Caligula and make a reality TV show out of his antics?
 
2012-07-11 12:08:45 PM  
'I think it's so fascinating that some Americans find the image of woman breastfeeding to be provocative, shocking, even sexual when, in fact, it's the most natural thing in the world.'


Men are programmed to be sexually stimulated by breasts. It's the most natural thing in the world. You might want to remember that when you are breast feeding your 5 year old.
 
2012-07-11 12:09:22 PM  
"As High as Honor" gets my vote.
 
2012-07-11 12:09:27 PM  

illegal.tender: How about "Manufactured Issue"


this.

reveal101: The whole idea really is idiotic. Once your kid starts eating solid food, they no longer need to be breastfeeding, and any extension on that is simply to placate the mother's insecurities.


Oh well thank you random person who doesn't know shiat and hasn't read the advice of the WHO.
 
2012-07-11 12:10:39 PM  
Now that the snark is out, how many of these moms that are breastfeeding their 5 and 6 year olds are following La Leche League and others advice that your child will stop on their own and are just waiting for that to happen.

They might have all sorts of strange rationalizations to justify it (and I've heard some doozies*), but at the core is this belief your child will self wean, rather than use it as an emotional control over mom.

*Strangest was a former friend that was bawling her eyes out because her oldest stopped breastfeeding at two, then she cried tears of joy that the oldest started again at 4 when she saw her baby sister breastfeeding and was jealous.
 
2012-07-11 12:16:16 PM  
The jokes on you. She's not my Mom!
 
2012-07-11 12:18:16 PM  

ace in your face: illegal.tender: How about "Manufactured Issue"

this.
reveal101: The whole idea really is idiotic. Once your kid starts eating solid food, they no longer need to be breastfeeding, and any extension on that is simply to placate the mother's insecurities.

Oh well thank you random person who doesn't know shiat and hasn't read the advice of the WHO.


The WHO says up to 23 months, they tack on a "and beyond" to not make women like this feel bad.

Their diagrams say up to 23 months. with solid (mashed) foods being introduced at 6 months

http://www.who.int/features/qa/21/en/index.html
 
2012-07-11 12:18:31 PM  
Can I suggest "Twin Leaks"?
 
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