Also, holy crap. That chick has so much make-up slathered onto her face she looks like a fat, jaundiced geisha.

Eventually she collapsed and was rushed to Oldham Hospital with an E. coli infection thought to have been triggered by swigging straight from unwashed cans.

You're supposed to WASH cans, or you might die of E. coli infection?

Good to know.

snowjack: Smoking hot? Did some jerk set the poor girl on fire, too?

Shes not bad...just lose some weight...on the face..better then that women who claimed women were jealous of her..

MCStymie: 'Ello, there, Snooki. Fancy a shag and a Coke, then?


Bjork. **sigh**

What smoking hot might actually look like.

I'll pour that Coke on my heat and produce some smoke

Let's see, what body parts might be compromised by this "smoking hot" girl's regimen? Kidneys -- check. Heart -- check. Bones -- check. Teeth -- not reported, but most definitely check. Brain -- most definitely the brain.

It's a link from The Sun about a girl who drinks massive amounts of sugared beverages. Who the hell was expecting an actual hot girl?

Has anyone happened to mention yet that she is not smoking hot? She's not even slightly lukewarm.

Stupid smitty.

Chunky, square head, and wearing tons of make-up. Subby's either drunk, stupid, or lives in Manchester fullltime.

urban.derelict: Shakespeare's Monkey: This is not

img.thesun.co.uk

"Smoking Hot"

i concur.

/not at all
//smoking hot
/she's trash

I think she's holding up quite well for somebody who's had 3500 calories a day from soda for the last four years.

serial_crusher: "she's probably fat"
*clicks*
"yep"

Can we get a moratorium on the fake "smoking hot" chicks until it starts being funny again, and at least slightly unexpected?

Seriously... I thought it was gonna be a dude. It's getting that absurd.

Anyway... I think this is nonsense. I think she is exaggerating her intake. I also think she is an attention whore. And I also think she is blaming CocaCola in hopes that they will simply throw her some money to shut her up.

/Or, perhaps, this is nothing but a publicity stunt by those fine folks at CocaCola.

I'm surprised that gal doesn't have an ulcer from all that acid..

I also am irritated by how modern day internet articles like this one have one sentence per paragraph throughout the entire text. I suppose they've done a focus group study where the average reader can't handle that many big words without extra white space around them or something.

dready zim: Oznog: Eventually she collapsed and was rushed to Oldham Hospital with an E. coli infection thought to have been triggered by swigging straight from unwashed cans.

You're supposed to WASH cans, or you might die of E. coli infection?

Good to know.

Think of all the hands that have touched the can and where those hands were just before. The shelf stacker for example. The kid who played in a park that dogs crap in then touched all the cans because they weren`t allowed one. The sociopath who spits on the bit you drink from for lulz.

Shhhh. The fewer people cleaning their food prior to eating, the more people Darwin has a faster shot at. I watch people pick over fruit and then start eating it while still shopping and think, "soon, Darwin, soon."

Nogale: I doubt that my daily liquid intake approaches the equivalent of 24 330-oz cans.

I doubt anyone could drink 24 330-oz cans. That`s 7920 oz of liquid. About 225 litres.

She's barely a three (a British six).

Thank goodness they showed what a stack of 24 cans of coke looked like. I would have been lost in the story without it.

I expected average to below average. Clicked link. Yep, admins you are fooling no one