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(The Sun)   Smoking hot 18-year-old brunette: "I'm addicted to Coke. Not the drug, the drink" (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 188
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2012-07-10 11:52:00 PM
She's "British pretty"
 
2012-07-11 12:00:31 AM
She sounds fat.
 
2012-07-11 12:13:58 AM
I miss the 80s sometimes, because she would look so much better if she was hooked on the real thing.

/kids these days
//goml
 
2012-07-11 12:36:57 AM

PC LOAD LETTER: She's "British pretty"


www.cartoonspot.net

"I want you to kill every girl prettier than me."

images.wikia.com

"That would just leave England!"
 
2012-07-11 12:49:59 AM
Smoking hot? Did some jerk set the poor girl on fire, too?
 
2012-07-11 12:53:46 AM
I know several people who are like this with Mountain Dew. One friend drinks at least three liters a day, plus Amp
 
2012-07-11 01:07:13 AM
At first, I thought she had giant hands...until I realized she was holding a tiny can.
 
2012-07-11 01:25:01 AM
By the time I clicked it the picture was changed to a so-so girl with a can of coke.
 
2012-07-11 01:42:35 AM
FTA:

Eventually she collapsed and was rushed to Oldham Hospital with an E. coli infection thought to have been triggered by swigging straight from unwashed cans.

Who the hell washes soda cans?
 
2012-07-11 01:45:17 AM
I expected average to below average. Clicked link. Yep, admins you are fooling no one
 
2012-07-11 02:10:34 AM
Fitting that she'll probably wind up with diabeetus as she's starting to look like a young female Wilford Brimley.
 
2012-07-11 02:12:49 AM
140 calories in a 350ml can, according to Google. Drinking 24 a day, as quoted by the article, is 3360 calories FROM SODA.

Let her die from a heart attack at the ripe old age of 37 and the issue solves itself.
 
2012-07-11 02:22:03 AM

ArkAngel: I know several people who are like this with Mountain Dew. One friend drinks at least three liters a day, plus Amp


I used to work with a guy who also drank an obscene amount of Mountain Dew. Eventually he just contacted the local bottling company and bought the syrup and made his own fountain at home.
 
2012-07-11 02:59:34 AM
i31.tinypic.com
 
2012-07-11 03:01:46 AM
Thank goodness they showed what a stack of 24 cans of coke looked like. I would have been lost in the story without it.
 
2012-07-11 03:29:59 AM
Knew a guy who drank 2 liters of Dr. Pepper a day. No teeth.
 
2012-07-11 05:27:00 AM

cheap_thoughts: Knew a guy who drank 2 liters of Dr. Pepper a day. No teeth.


Pffft. Lightweight
 
2012-07-11 05:28:47 AM
And that's why i stuck to cases of Pepsi. Daily. Nightly.
 
2012-07-11 05:30:32 AM
I'm not going to say she's ugly, but you can already tell she's going to be an ugly 30 year old (if she lives that long).
 
2012-07-11 05:35:24 AM

snowjack: Smoking hot? Did some jerk set the poor girl on fire, too?


Shes not bad...just lose some weight...on the face..better then that women who claimed women were jealous of her..
 
2012-07-11 05:35:28 AM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: 140 calories in a 350ml can, according to Google. Drinking 24 a day, as quoted by the article, is 3360 calories FROM SODA.

Let her die from a heart attack at the ripe old age of 37 and the issue solves itself.


Sometimes Darwin moonlights as a soda jerk.
 
2012-07-11 05:35:54 AM
That is... beyond disgusting. I drink a lot (not soda) in the summer, and I doubt that my daily liquid intake approaches the equivalent of 24 330-oz cans.

Also, if a 12-oz can of Coke has 155 calories, she's taking in over 3,700 calories a day from soda alone. How does she not weigh 600 pounds? I call shenanigans.
 
2012-07-11 05:39:33 AM
She's barely a three (a British six).
 
2012-07-11 05:39:49 AM
Yeah, 24 12-oz cans is 288 ounces, or 8.5 liters - no WAY was she drinking that much.
 
2012-07-11 05:41:13 AM
Eventually she collapsed and was rushed to Oldham Hospital with an E. coli infection thought to have been triggered by swigging straight from unwashed cans.

You're supposed to WASH cans, or you might die of E. coli infection?

Good to know.
 
2012-07-11 05:44:04 AM

Nogale: I doubt that my daily liquid intake approaches the equivalent of 24 330-oz cans.


I doubt anyone could drink 24 330-oz cans. That`s 7920 oz of liquid. About 225 litres.
 
2012-07-11 05:45:52 AM
oh
 
2012-07-11 05:46:14 AM
I give her TWO STARS!!
 
2012-07-11 05:46:53 AM

Oznog: Eventually she collapsed and was rushed to Oldham Hospital with an E. coli infection thought to have been triggered by swigging straight from unwashed cans.

You're supposed to WASH cans, or you might die of E. coli infection?

Good to know.


Think of all the hands that have touched the can and where those hands were just before. The shelf stacker for example. The kid who played in a park that dogs crap in then touched all the cans because they weren`t allowed one. The sociopath who spits on the bit you drink from for lulz.
 
2012-07-11 05:49:30 AM
What a bunch of Coke heads may look like

img193.imageshack.us
 
2012-07-11 05:49:57 AM
She's smoking fat.
 
2012-07-11 05:54:56 AM
The only thing "smoking hot" here, would be the flames coming out of my ass as I ran away.
 
2012-07-11 05:55:40 AM

dready zim: Oznog: Eventually she collapsed and was rushed to Oldham Hospital with an E. coli infection thought to have been triggered by swigging straight from unwashed cans.

You're supposed to WASH cans, or you might die of E. coli infection?

Good to know.

Think of all the hands that have touched the can and where those hands were just before. The shelf stacker for example. The kid who played in a park that dogs crap in then touched all the cans because they weren`t allowed one. The sociopath who spits on the bit you drink from for lulz.


Shhhh. The fewer people cleaning their food prior to eating, the more people Darwin has a faster shot at. I watch people pick over fruit and then start eating it while still shopping and think, "soon, Darwin, soon."
 
2012-07-11 05:56:06 AM
Hey, aren't you the same guy that thought Paris Hilton was ugly?

/the only one smoking is subby
 
2012-07-11 06:01:34 AM

Greenbeanx: Shes not bad...just lose some weight...on the face..better then that women who claimed women were jealous of her..


Samantha Brick? Yeah she is better looking than her, but to be fair that is not much of a challenge.
 
2012-07-11 06:03:03 AM
I also am irritated by how modern day internet articles like this one have one sentence per paragraph throughout the entire text. I suppose they've done a focus group study where the average reader can't handle that many big words without extra white space around them or something.
 
2012-07-11 06:03:10 AM
Seems that everytime a subby calls a chick hot, she is average at best. In this case, just fat and British.
 
2012-07-11 06:05:21 AM
05.images.fireden.net
 
2012-07-11 06:08:29 AM
Eh, her knees aren't sharp enough.
 
2012-07-11 06:13:18 AM
Why are her ankle and spinal joints deteriorating?
 
2012-07-11 06:16:24 AM
Article sounds bogus. She's Farkable though.
 
2012-07-11 06:16:53 AM

Bennie Crabtree: Why are her ankle and spinal joints deteriorating?


Too much caffeine can cause calcium loss.
 
2012-07-11 06:20:15 AM
wonder if her urine can melt steel. little super-power side effect.
 
2012-07-11 06:21:11 AM
"she's probably fat"
*clicks*
"yep"

Can we get a moratorium on the fake "smoking hot" chicks until it starts being funny again, and at least slightly unexpected?
 
2012-07-11 06:21:24 AM

Mark Ratner: I miss the 80s sometimes, because she would look so much better if she was hooked on the real thing.l


At least she'd be a more fun date.
 
2012-07-11 06:22:35 AM
What lots of folks don't realize about Coke/Pepsi/Mountain Dew/coffee/whatever is that the caffeine will stimulate your kidneys as well as everything else, causing dehydration and all the problems that come it. I don't know what caused her ankle and back problems, but lots of caffeine and persistent dehydration might cause kidney stones. I presume the hospital checked for stones.
 
2012-07-11 06:25:13 AM
I'm surprised that gal doesn't have an ulcer from all that acid..
 
2012-07-11 06:27:25 AM
She may be interested in this
 
2012-07-11 06:30:23 AM

dready zim: Nogale: I doubt that my daily liquid intake approaches the equivalent of 24 330-oz cans.

I doubt anyone could drink 24 330-oz cans. That`s 7920 oz of liquid. About 225 litres.


Yup. My mistake. 24 12-oz cans.
 
2012-07-11 06:31:27 AM
This is not

img.thesun.co.uk

"Smoking Hot"
 
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