cameroncrazy1984: All those who believe Tom Cruise has telepathic powers, raise my hand.
nvmac: cameroncrazy1984: All those who believe Tom Cruise has telepathic powers, raise my hand.Did it work?/maybe I'm doing it wrong
Sgygus: telepathically control the behavior of animals and human beingsDoesn't seem to be working on Katie. Is it possible it is all b.s.?/well, is it?
tukatz: BUT couldn't predict that his wife wanted to divorce him.Maybe that's part of the next level.
Tarkus: If only he could act, then he would be amazing.
NewportBarGuy: Tarkus: If only he could act, then he would be amazing.Well, he was great in 'Taps'.Unfortunately, they resurrected him and he made other things.
RedPhoenix122: He was awesome in Tropic Thunder, I'll give him that.
NewportBarGuy: RedPhoenix122: He was awesome in Tropic Thunder, I'll give him that.Seriously, that made the movie for me. He was just awesome."You'll need a f*cking binding resolution from the United Nations to keep me from f*cking destroying you!"
chestermania: Given these newly revealed telekinetic powers
Makh: Bullshiat, all he has to do is show it off and Scientology would get a billion followers.
chestermania: If Vinny and Maverick wed will they become Thetan Level Optimus Prime?If he has these Super Powers, why did the Nuthouse buy him a $1 Million Dollar Bus???Given the Looney Farm's stance on Gay Marriage, will Tom force John to get a Sex Change prior to the nuptials?If they want everyone to be CLEAR, why does it cost over $180,000 to reach that level?PT Barnum had a Thetan Prophecy when he said "There is a SUCKER born every minute!"Welcome to Clearwater you mindless drone.
chestermania: Not sure why Nutscentology would want a bunch of Hollywood Narcissistic drones stumping the cause.
suebhoney: I bet he's an expert at cloudbursting too.
libranoelrose: suebhoney: I bet he's an expert at cloudbursting too.lolwut
NewportBarGuy: He's bulimic?
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