Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Daily Mail)   Having sex without reaching orgasm on purpose is called karezza - derived from Italian, meaning "just shoot me now"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 106
    More: Interesting, porn addiction, eye contact, obstetricians, orgasms, Italians, Cupid, boredom, emotional intimacy  
•       •       •

11235 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Jul 2012 at 6:55 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



106 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | » | Last | Show all
 
2012-07-10 09:23:39 PM  
OK, now the Daily Mail is just making sh*t up. To think, they once used to be the newspaper of record!

For shame, Sirs! For shame!
 
2012-07-10 09:29:22 PM  
That was actually a big principal of Daoism (or Taoism depending on your preferences). They believed that if a man had sex to orgasm, they were giving their life essence to a woman, weakening themselves. They thought that through discipline and practice (LOTS and lots of practice) they could have sex in a way that allowed the male to take the woman's life essence. Do it enough and it could make one immortal.

Can you imagine? An entire religion centered around having sex without achieving orgasm?
 
2012-07-10 09:33:47 PM  

Ambivalence: That was actually a big principal of Daoism (or Taoism depending on your preferences). They believed that if a man had sex to orgasm, they were giving their life essence to a woman, weakening themselves. They thought that through discipline and practice (LOTS and lots of practice) they could have sex in a way that allowed the male to take the woman's life essence. Do it enough and it could make one immortal.

Can you imagine? An entire religion centered around having sex without achieving orgasm?


"Purity of essence, Mandrake. Purity of essence."
moviesmedia.ign.com
 
2012-07-10 10:12:03 PM  
God damn 3,4 Methelyne-dioxy-n-methamphetamine.
 
2012-07-10 10:40:04 PM  
storeimageonline.com
storeimageonline.com
storeimageonline.com
 
2012-07-11 12:12:39 AM  

NewportBarGuy: OK, now the Daily Mail is just making sh*t up. To think, they once used to be the newspaper of record!

For shame, Sirs! For shame!


I can't say anything about the Daily Mail being correct on this or not, but it has been practiced by some people since the late 1800s.
 
2012-07-11 12:17:51 AM  
Hmm sex without orgasm... so its basically like pulling out and then jizzing on her face?
 
2012-07-11 12:18:33 AM  

Ambivalence: That was actually a big principal of Daoism (or Taoism depending on your preferences). They believed that if a man had sex to orgasm, they were giving their life essence to a woman, weakening themselves. They thought that through discipline and practice (LOTS and lots of practice) they could have sex in a way that allowed the male to take the woman's life essence. Do it enough and it could make one immortal.

Can you imagine? An entire religion centered around having sex without achieving orgasm?


Having read the Tom Cruise thread below, I could see this being his strategy. My ass would go 007 and divorce him as well if my life force was being sucked out of me.
 
2012-07-11 12:32:00 AM  
So reaching orgasm by accident is ok then
 
2012-07-11 01:02:48 AM  

Ambivalence: That was actually a big principal of Daoism


Of some esoteric regional academies of Daoism, yes. Not your garden variety temple down the street.
 
2012-07-11 01:07:51 AM  

SpaceyCat: I can't say anything about the Daily Mail being correct on this or not, but it has been practiced by some people since the late 1800s.


Before then in America at least.. Not only was it part of American esoteric orders like P.B. Randolph's fellows but John Humphrey Noyes and the Oneida Perfectionists also. Much earlier in China (and India) too.
 
2012-07-11 01:09:45 AM  
FTA: The word karezza was coined by Dr. Alice Bunker Stockham in 1896, a Chicago obstetrician and feminist who crusaded for birth control, a ban on corsets and sexual fulfillment for both men and women.
For strengthening marriages, Dr Stockholm encouraged 'male continence', although she encouraged women abstain from orgasm as well, in the interest of equality."

So is it Stockham or Stockholm?
 
2012-07-11 01:48:48 AM  

Somacandra: Ambivalence: That was actually a big principal of Daoism

Of some esoteric regional academies of Daoism, yes. Not your garden variety temple down the street.


Okay, not MODERN Daoism. But back in the day...
 
2012-07-11 02:44:52 AM  
Having been on Paxil, which made me wickedly horny yet unable to orgasm, I cannot imagine why anyone would do that on purpose.
 
2012-07-11 06:14:59 AM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: So reaching orgasm by accident is ok then


That's what girls always tell me, but my mom started making me do my own laundry around the same time.
 
2012-07-11 06:40:05 AM  
Precious Roy's Horse Dividers:

Karezza eventually causes men to develop a third testicle?
 
2012-07-11 07:00:24 AM  
You say karezza, I say whiskey.
 
2012-07-11 07:03:21 AM  

Ghastly: Having been on Paxil, which made me wickedly horny yet unable to orgasm, I cannot imagine why anyone would do that on purpose.


You do it to please your partner.
/ and then you realize you should stop because priapism could become an issue
// and you give your partner a complex because they think they can't please you
/// don't do this
 
2012-07-11 07:05:38 AM  

Ambivalence: That was actually a big principal of Daoism (or Taoism depending on your preferences). They believed that if a man had sex to orgasm, they were giving their life essence to a woman, weakening themselves. They thought that through discipline and practice (LOTS and lots of practice) they could have sex in a way that allowed the male to take the woman's life essence. Do it enough and it could make one immortal.

Can you imagine? An entire religion centered around having sex without achieving orgasm?


I thought the point wasn't to not have orgasms, but to simply not ejaculate. I know they weren't talking about Tantric sex exactly, but wasn't it the same idea?
 
2012-07-11 07:07:25 AM  

Ghastly: Having been on Paxil, which made me wickedly horny yet unable to orgasm


shiat, man. Me, too. That was the worst feeling in the world.
 
2012-07-11 07:09:22 AM  
Also, pretty sure that male orgasm is correlated with a lower risk of prostate cancer, which makes this idea dangerous as well as pointlessly stupid.
 
2012-07-11 07:09:40 AM  
Yet another way of life created to validate someone's sexual and political dysfunctions.
 
2012-07-11 07:10:49 AM  
I found out from a friend a few weeks ago that her boyfriend does this a lot. He won't explain why. Must want his balls to be a vibrant shade of ultramarine.

Still, she prefers it to the previous boyfriend who would purposefully be a two pump chump and then laugh about it afterwards.
 
2012-07-11 07:11:08 AM  

James F. Campbell: Ghastly: Having been on Paxil, which made me wickedly horny yet unable to orgasm

shiat, man. Me, too. That was the worst feeling in the world.


QFT
 
2012-07-11 07:16:38 AM  
I don't not get off, but I do delay my orgasm. I'll bring myself close, and then back things off, and bring myself close again. After a few times of doing this, the final one is spectacular. It's like multiple orgasms, with a big one to finish things off.

I can't imagine not having that last one though. I'd be in pain until I could relieve the pressure.
 
2012-07-11 07:16:42 AM  

James F. Campbell: Also, pretty sure that male orgasm is correlated with a lower risk of prostate cancer, which makes this idea dangerous as well as pointlessly stupid.


that, and also the fact that swallowing semen reduces the risk of breast cancer. it would make you think there is some vast conspiracy out there trying to prevent all the happy fun times from actually happening

Link
 
2012-07-11 07:17:25 AM  

phlegmmo:
"Purity of essence, Mandrake. Purity of essence."
[moviesmedia.ign.com image 480x321]


Came for, leaving satisfied.
Not sure if that is the right way to say it.
 
2012-07-11 07:18:02 AM  

Sex without orgasm = marriage.


"Okay are you done yet? What's taking so long? Hurry up or you'll wake the kids!"

 
2012-07-11 07:19:17 AM  
Always wondered why the wife yelled that.
/good to know
 
2012-07-11 07:19:43 AM  

divgradcurl: James F. Campbell: Also, pretty sure that male orgasm is correlated with a lower risk of prostate cancer, which makes this idea dangerous as well as pointlessly stupid.

that, and also the fact that swallowing semen reduces the risk of breast cancer. it would make you think there is some vast conspiracy out there trying to prevent all the happy fun times from actually happening

Link


eh, nevermind, i think that is a bogus link. i thought i read something like this long ago but the proof from googles is harder to find...
 
2012-07-11 07:19:47 AM  
I thought it was called too much whisky
 
2012-07-11 07:20:15 AM  
Is this just something ugly/loose girls tell themselves when their men can't get off with them?

No, it's not that your vagina is the size and consistency of a deflated inner tube. It's karezza.
 
2012-07-11 07:20:51 AM  
"Lick, pump, squirt, snore."


I want that on a bumper sticker.
 
2012-07-11 07:27:55 AM  

Ambivalence: Do it enough and it could make one immortal.

Can you imagine? An entire religion centered around having sex without achieving orgasm?


But what is the point of immortality with no orgasms? It reminds me of what my dad said after his heart surgery, "Doc says if I'll live but I'll have to give up hamburgers and milkshakes. So, what's the point?"
 
2012-07-11 07:28:58 AM  
Damn, my wife is the karezza master.
 
2012-07-11 07:30:31 AM  

divgradcurl: divgradcurl: James F. Campbell: Also, pretty sure that male orgasm is correlated with a lower risk of prostate cancer, which makes this idea dangerous as well as pointlessly stupid.

that, and also the fact that swallowing semen reduces the risk of breast cancer. it would make you think there is some vast conspiracy out there trying to prevent all the happy fun times from actually happening

Link

eh, nevermind, i think that is a bogus link. i thought i read something like this long ago but the proof from googles is harder to find...


Too bad I read all the way down to this part:
"All content in this artical is completely fictional"

I so wanted it to be true so I could show it to Mrs. Fool.
 
2012-07-11 07:30:39 AM  
FTFA: The word karezza was coined by Dr. Alice Bunker Stockham in 1896, a Chicago obstetrician and feminist

And that's all I needed to know.
 
2012-07-11 07:30:46 AM  
I thought this was called blue balls
 
2012-07-11 07:31:15 AM  

AngryJailhouseFistfark: But what is the point of immortality with no orgasms? It reminds me of what my dad said after his heart surgery, "Doc says if I'll live but I'll have to give up hamburgers and milkshakes. So, what's the point?"


Doesn't sound like you got to many birthday cards growing up...
 
2012-07-11 07:34:01 AM  
sallyhanreck.com

Lifelong practitioner
 
2012-07-11 07:34:04 AM  
Why are people so wierded out about this kind of thing? Delayed gratification is awesome.
 
2012-07-11 07:34:04 AM  

divgradcurl: the fact that swallowing semen reduces the risk of breast cancer


That is a fact in much the same way that Kellogg's Krave is part of a complete breakfast.

divgradcurl: it would make you think there is some vast conspiracy out there trying to prevent all the happy fun times from actually happening


Yes, sadly.
 
2012-07-11 07:38:59 AM  

NewportBarGuy: OK, now the Daily Mail is just making sh*t up. To think, they once used to be the newspaper of record!

For shame, Sirs! For shame!


I was thinking
 
2012-07-11 07:39:52 AM  
Can we stop for the love of god and all things linking from the Daily Fail?

Kindly, everyone who is tired of this shiat.
 
2012-07-11 07:40:40 AM  

SpaceyCat: NewportBarGuy: OK, now the Daily Mail is just making sh*t up. To think, they once used to be the newspaper of record!

For shame, Sirs! For shame!

I can't say anything about the Daily Mail being correct on this or not, but it has been practiced by some people since the late 1800s.


All my four ex-wives and several mistresses were avid practitioners of karezza. Served the biatches right. Wham-Bam-Thank You Ma'am.
 
2012-07-11 07:41:02 AM  

spentmiles: AngryJailhouseFistfark: But what is the point of immortality with no orgasms? It reminds me of what my dad said after his heart surgery, "Doc says if I'll live but I'll have to give up hamburgers and milkshakes. So, what's the point?"

Doesn't sound like you got to many birthday cards growing up...


Yournfunny like surachi
 
2012-07-11 07:42:09 AM  

Malivon: Can we stop for the love of god and all things linking from the Daily Fail?

Kindly, everyone who is tired of this shiat.


Fark would have to close down. Just look at how many of the Mail's articles make it to the main page every day.
 
2012-07-11 07:45:50 AM  
FTA:
KEREZZA DEFINED: GUIDELINES FOR NO-CLIMAX INTERCOURSE

Smiling, with eye contact

Gazing into each others eyes for several moments

Synchronised breathing

Cradling, or gently rocking, your partner's head and torso

Holding, or spooning, each other in stillness for at least twenty minutes to a half-hour

Wordless sounds of contentment and pleasure

Stroking, hugging and massaging with intent to comfort, rather than gain something

Lying with your ear over your partner's heart and listening to his or her heartbeat for several moments

Touching and sucking of nipples/breasts

Gently placing your palm over your lover's genitals with intent to comfort

Making time together at bedtime a priority, even if one partner has to get up and work on something afterward


All of that is not sex, that counts among foreplay to me.
And somebody needs to work on their definitions, per Dictonary.com

sexual intercourse

noun
genital contact, especially the insertion of the penis into the vagina followed by orgasm; coitus; copulation.
 
2012-07-11 07:45:58 AM  

starsrift: Ghastly: Having been on Paxil, which made me wickedly horny yet unable to orgasm, I cannot imagine why anyone would do that on purpose.

You do it to please your partner.
/ and then you realize you should stop because priapism could become an issue
// and you give your partner a complex because they think they can't please you
/// don't do this


THIS.

/will start as hurt feelings
//will escalates into a naked shouting match
 
2012-07-11 07:46:31 AM  

James F. Campbell: Ghastly: Having been on Paxil, which made me wickedly horny yet unable to orgasm

shiat, man. Me, too. That was the worst feeling in the world.


Venlafaxine wasn't much better :(
 
Displayed 50 of 106 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
Advertisement
On Twitter





In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report