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(Daily Mail)   Having sex without reaching orgasm on purpose is called karezza - derived from Italian, meaning "just shoot me now"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 106
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2012-07-11 05:17:44 PM  

Coastalgrl: calm like a bomb: Coastalgrl: BurnShrike: Coastalgrl: Any tips on how to deal with virgin male 30 year olds? We've been fooling around for years and he is still afraid of my vay jay. He has no problem standing at attention and climaxing but Im always left to my own devices.

Find someone who's not gay?

hehe No, he definitely is not gay. We already went through that. I walk in the room and he goes up. This has been going on for 12 years. Its a fear factor for him.

You got teeth down there or something?

Nom Nom Nom....penis


And now we all know why.
 
2012-07-11 05:34:54 PM  

demaL-demaL-yeH: Coastalgrl: calm like a bomb: Coastalgrl: BurnShrike: Coastalgrl: Any tips on how to deal with virgin male 30 year olds? We've been fooling around for years and he is still afraid of my vay jay. He has no problem standing at attention and climaxing but Im always left to my own devices.

Find someone who's not gay?

hehe No, he definitely is not gay. We already went through that. I walk in the room and he goes up. This has been going on for 12 years. Its a fear factor for him.

You got teeth down there or something?

Nom Nom Nom....penis

And now we all know why.


I apparently should have gone with the octopussy joke from drawn together.
 
2012-07-11 05:39:48 PM  

demaL-demaL-yeH: coco ebert:

Ugh, on my way. I'm still working on funding proposals and my own departmental research proposal. :/

Stop farking around and git 'er dun, then.

/Take a careful look at proposals that have recently been funded. Write yours to directly address the RFP.
//Did my suggested reading help?


Sure, it all helps. Thanks. :) I'm definitely looking at successful proposals. That seems to be the most helpful for me- having a model to follow.
 
2012-07-11 06:19:46 PM  

AndreMA: James F. Campbell: Ghastly: Having been on Paxil, which made me wickedly horny yet unable to orgasm

shiat, man. Me, too. That was the worst feeling in the world.

Venlafaxine wasn't much better :(


i take 10 meds a day, half are mental health related. i had the sex drive of a hormone-crazed teenager until i was put on meds when i was almost 40. cut my sex drive back to tolerable. it's the best part of being on the meds IMHO. i used to be a damn human flagpole and that shiat grows old really quick.
 
2012-07-11 08:11:58 PM  
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2012-07-11 01:50:34 PM

Coastalgrl: BurnShrike: Coastalgrl: Any tips on how to deal with virgin male 30 year olds? We've been fooling around for years and he is still afraid of my vay jay. He has no problem standing at attention and climaxing but Im always left to my own devices.

Find someone who's not gay?

hehe No, he definitely is not gay. We already went through that. I walk in the room and he goes up. This has been going on for 12 years. Its a fear factor for him.

While I like to think I'm made of sterner stuff, I can see where your man's coming from. Squat over a mirror some time and take a candid look. Pretty damn intimidating, isn't it? I remember the first time I got a clear look at the VJ. It looked like my granddad with his dentures out. I couldn't go through with it. Not with Grampa.

The trouble is that the vulva wears a prim, expectant, humorless expression, as emoticon :|
What you want is to make it look non-threatening, non-judgmental, and welcoming. Rather than evoking a stern, dirt-farming grandfather, you should go for the cuddly and companionable -- think the puppet "Lambchop". Consider gluing some cotton wool to your labia majora, perhaps along with a pair of those plastic dolls' eyes with the silly mobile pupils. Who could be frightened of a coochie like that? Then all you need to do is pick your time, recline next to him, open your legs, and do a little muppet ventriloquism:

"Wam chop iz SO HONGRIE -- Want weenie baaaaaaad!

What man could resist?


I farking LOL'D. so i voted you 'funniest'.
 
2012-07-11 10:25:00 PM  

spentmiles: I was going in for abdominal surgery so my doctor wanted to thicken my blood as much as possible so it didn't all spurt out of me on the table. He put me on a heavy load of Vitamin K and Iron, along with a few drugs that aren't coming to mind right now. After a few days, I would wake in the morning with these gargantuan erections, like ten inches plus, that we're harder than the sidewalk outside the World Trade Center. My blood had always been thin, but I didn't realize what a huge part viscosity played in jacking up your firmness. That first morning, I started kissing on my wife, who was always reluctant to have her sleep time violated. Then, after greasing up the tip with a little KY, I drove that bastard in all at once -- I could literally hear the ripping and the tearing of her meat curtains. I had to hold onto her hips as she thrashed around like an angry shark in a parking lot getting squirted with battery acid. She settled into it eventually, though, and we shared the most intense simultaneous orgasms since Abigail and Brittany Hensel paid to get double teamed. Local doctors hate me, but if you e-mail me I can send you the one little secret that will grow you four inches overnight.


spentmiles likes to act all tough. in the real life, though, he's a pretty nice boy.
 
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