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2012-07-11 07:47:26 AM  
starsrift: Ghastly: Having been on Paxil, which made me wickedly horny yet unable to orgasm, I cannot imagine why anyone would do that on purpose.

You do it to please your partner.
/ and then you realize you should stop because priapism could become an issue
// and you give your partner a complex because they think they can't please you
/// don't do this

THIS.

/will start as hurt feelings
//will escalates into a naked shouting match


fixed.

/need moar coffee
 
2012-07-11 07:56:23 AM  
How do you know when to stop?
 
2012-07-11 07:57:10 AM  

NewportBarGuy: OK, now the Daily Mail is just making sh*t up. To think, they once used to be the newspaper of record!

For shame, Sirs! For shame!


I knew about this in 1973
 
2012-07-11 07:57:13 AM  

Sick and Tired of Being Sick and Tired: How do you know when to stop?


When Jeopardy comes on.
 
2012-07-11 07:58:43 AM  
Ghastly: Having been on Paxil, which made me wickedly horny yet unable to orgasm, I cannot imagine why anyone would do that on purpose.

Delayed gratification is fun. If anything, it heightens the emotional intensity of sex, but then again, being submissive, a lot of things do that normal people wouldn't really get into.

CSB Time: One of the wierdest medicines I've been on is Stratera for ADHD. Stratera has a wonderful little sideeffect of seperating the act of ejaculation from the emotional and physical experience of having an orgasm, and it's the most annoying and wierd feeling one can have. You ejactulate, and then five minutes later, out of the blue, bam. Orgasm feeling.
 
2012-07-11 08:11:55 AM  
No. Just. No.

Jesus, that would hurt. Brings me back to the very first months of my current relationship. Starts so good, ends so ouchy.
 
2012-07-11 08:13:26 AM  

spentmiles: Damn, my wife is the karezza master.


What are you talking about? She orgasms just fine...like 20, 30 times in an hour...

/I keed, I keed....
//;)
 
2012-07-11 08:14:49 AM  
I was going in for abdominal surgery so my doctor wanted to thicken my blood as much as possible so it didn't all spurt out of me on the table. He put me on a heavy load of Vitamin K and Iron, along with a few drugs that aren't coming to mind right now. After a few days, I would wake in the morning with these gargantuan erections, like ten inches plus, that we're harder than the sidewalk outside the World Trade Center. My blood had always been thin, but I didn't realize what a huge part viscosity played in jacking up your firmness. That first morning, I started kissing on my wife, who was always reluctant to have her sleep time violated. Then, after greasing up the tip with a little KY, I drove that bastard in all at once -- I could literally hear the ripping and the tearing of her meat curtains. I had to hold onto her hips as she thrashed around like an angry shark in a parking lot getting squirted with battery acid. She settled into it eventually, though, and we shared the most intense simultaneous orgasms since Abigail and Brittany Hensel paid to get double teamed. Local doctors hate me, but if you e-mail me I can send you the one little secret that will grow you four inches overnight.
 
2012-07-11 08:19:52 AM  

Mr. Potatoass: [sallyhanreck.com image 316x421]

Lifelong practitioner


Wonder if he gets tired of toting that milk crate around everywhere he goes.
 
2012-07-11 08:24:03 AM  
well i dug some more, and i think what i was falsely remembering is this stuff about semen being an antidepressant. definitely not as good as preventing cancer, but not too shabby.

psychology today

Link to abstract of science article

/apologize again for stupid link/disinformation in previous post
 
2012-07-11 08:27:15 AM  
Sometimes this happens to me, but not on purpose. It's like the orgasm thing is bumping the rev limiter, so I feel the beginnings of it but no completion. It can actually be frustrating.
 
2012-07-11 08:32:20 AM  

BronyMedic: Ghastly: Having been on Paxil, which made me wickedly horny yet unable to orgasm, I cannot imagine why anyone would do that on purpose.

Delayed gratification is fun. If anything, it heightens the emotional intensity of sex, but then again, being submissive, a lot of things do that normal people wouldn't really get into.

CSB Time: One of the wierdest medicines I've been on is Stratera for ADHD. Stratera has a wonderful little sideeffect of seperating the act of ejaculation from the emotional and physical experience of having an orgasm, and it's the most annoying and wierd feeling one can have. You ejactulate, and then five minutes later, out of the blue, bam. Orgasm feeling.


Except sometimes, often in fact with me when I'm on the damn things (taking a holiday at the moment), no orgasm, just the mess.
Seriously, you know how farking annoying it is to ejaculate with no warning (yeah, that left a bitter taste in the missus' mouth, put it that way!), but keep going desperately and still no actual orgasm feeling. Not good.

/ Doc's here won't prescribe adderall, it's not licensed :(
// They have a similar medication to ritalin, but to be given that you need to have been diagnosed with ADHD as a kid, which I wasn't. Although I *was* told about it, it was never recorded, and adults aren't prescribed ritalin unless they had it as kids as well, for some insane reason, so it's strattera with it's puke/nausea episodes and stupid orgasm delays or nothing.
 
2012-07-11 08:34:18 AM  

spentmiles: I was going in for abdominal surgery so my doctor wanted to thicken my blood as much as possible so it didn't all spurt out of me on the table. He put me on a heavy load of Vitamin K and Iron, along with a few drugs that aren't coming to mind right now. After a few days, I would wake in the morning with these gargantuan erections, like ten inches plus, that we're harder than the sidewalk outside the World Trade Center. My blood had always been thin, but I didn't realize what a huge part viscosity played in jacking up your firmness. That first morning, I started kissing on my wife, who was always reluctant to have her sleep time violated. Then, after greasing up the tip with a little KY, I drove that bastard in all at once -- I could literally hear the ripping and the tearing of her meat curtains. I had to hold onto her hips as she thrashed around like an angry shark in a parking lot getting squirted with battery acid. She settled into it eventually, though, and we shared the most intense simultaneous orgasms since Abigail and Brittany Hensel paid to get double teamed. Local doctors hate me, but if you e-mail me I can send you the one little secret that will grow you four inches overnight.


I don't know whether to click the Funny button, the Smart button, or to email you for the secret.
 
2012-07-11 08:36:22 AM  

bim1154: Mr. Potatoass: [sallyhanreck.com image 316x421]

Lifelong practitioner

Wonder if he gets tired of toting that milk crate around everywhere he goes.


He needs a Hoveround with a sidecar.
 
2012-07-11 08:36:23 AM  

AndreMA: James F. Campbell: Ghastly: Having been on Paxil, which made me wickedly horny yet unable to orgasm

shiat, man. Me, too. That was the worst feeling in the world.

Venlafaxine wasn't much better :(


Really? 150mg here a day and Veni just fine.

Try a book called Urban Tantra - I wasn't too into it to begin with, but once I'd put aside my spititualist hang-ups, I simply followed the instructions, showed my partner, and now sex with her is simply fantastic

This book isn't about not having orgasms, as much as it's about having quality orgasms and being in control of that.

I reckon the exercises are worth a shot, I mean, if you have the time to put on unfulfilling sex....
 
2012-07-11 08:48:35 AM  
Well you know, if it's enough already and I just wanna get some sleep...
 
2012-07-11 09:09:18 AM  
My wife says if she doesn't have one it's no big deal. Damn women, you weird.

Also, the antidepressant thing - yeah it certainly sucks. At first I thought my uh, longevity problems had been solved. But no. It went on forever, and not in a good way.
 
2012-07-11 09:12:51 AM  
And I jizzed in my pants. Now, where were we?
 
2012-07-11 09:17:11 AM  

NewportBarGuy: OK, now the Daily Mail is just making sh*t up. To think, they once used to be the newspaper of record!

For shame, Sirs! For shame!


Yeah, no. You're missing out, buddy.
 
2012-07-11 09:18:44 AM  
If I grew four more inches I would be up to ,four inches, :(
 
2012-07-11 09:26:53 AM  
And that is how we get the english word "Crazy"
 
2012-07-11 09:51:31 AM  

spentmiles: Damn, my wife is the karezza master.


at least with you
 
2012-07-11 09:57:40 AM  

spentmiles: AngryJailhouseFistfark: But what is the point of immortality with no orgasms? It reminds me of what my dad said after his heart surgery, "Doc says if I'll live but I'll have to give up hamburgers and milkshakes. So, what's the point?"

Doesn't sound like you got to many birthday cards growing up...


Birthday cards? I'll tell you about birthday cards. My birthday is a week before Christmas. Everyone's all jacked up about preparing for Christmas so little AngryJailhouseFistfark is largely swept aside. Oh, sure Christmas eve, the whole clan's assembled at grandma & grandpa Jones' house for a feast and, hey, why not pull out a present for Angry since it was his birthday last farking week so he doesn't feel completely ignored. Not like his older brother, born in August, doesn't get a full, freestanding, no-school on his birthday, X-tended celebration of all his firstborn sonly goodness. Farkingshiatassgoddammit, you ever feel like you're the spare kid? Like they had you just in case something happened to #1? Huh?

Birthday cards. I'll give you a birthday card straight from my farking heart, you farking fark. Then I'll blow out your farking candles. How do you like that, clever guy with your witty innuendos and your charming anecdotes and your clever twists and turns and everyone loves you and you probably have a summertime birthday just like my jackass brother don't you? Goddamn stupid Christmas-time birthday.
 
2012-07-11 10:03:15 AM  

AngryJailhouseFistfark: spentmiles: AngryJailhouseFistfark: But what is the point of immortality with no orgasms? It reminds me of what my dad said after his heart surgery, "Doc says if I'll live but I'll have to give up hamburgers and milkshakes. So, what's the point?"

Doesn't sound like you got to many birthday cards growing up...

Birthday cards? I'll tell you about birthday cards. My birthday is a week before Christmas. Everyone's all jacked up about preparing for Christmas so little AngryJailhouseFistfark is largely swept aside. Oh, sure Christmas eve, the whole clan's assembled at grandma & grandpa Jones' house for a feast and, hey, why not pull out a present for Angry since it was his birthday last farking week so he doesn't feel completely ignored. Not like his older brother, born in August, doesn't get a full, freestanding, no-school on his birthday, X-tended celebration of all his firstborn sonly goodness. Farkingshiatassgoddammit, you ever feel like you're the spare kid? Like they had you just in case something happened to #1? Huh?

Birthday cards. I'll give you a birthday card straight from my farking heart, you farking fark. Then I'll blow out your farking candles. How do you like that, clever guy with your witty innuendos and your charming anecdotes and your clever twists and turns and everyone loves you and you probably have a summertime birthday just like my jackass brother don't you? Goddamn stupid Christmas-time birthday.


AUGUST 14TH YOU farkING AFTERBIRTH!!
 
2012-07-11 10:08:25 AM  

spentmiles: AngryJailhouseFistfark: spentmiles: AngryJailhouseFistfark: But what is the point of immortality with no orgasms? It reminds me of what my dad said after his heart surgery, "Doc says if I'll live but I'll have to give up hamburgers and milkshakes. So, what's the point?"

Doesn't sound like you got to many birthday cards growing up...

Birthday cards? I'll tell you about birthday cards. My birthday is a week before Christmas. Everyone's all jacked up about preparing for Christmas so little AngryJailhouseFistfark is largely swept aside. Oh, sure Christmas eve, the whole clan's assembled at grandma & grandpa Jones' house for a feast and, hey, why not pull out a present for Angry since it was his birthday last farking week so he doesn't feel completely ignored. Not like his older brother, born in August, doesn't get a full, freestanding, no-school on his birthday, X-tended celebration of all his firstborn sonly goodness. Farkingshiatassgoddammit, you ever feel like you're the spare kid? Like they had you just in case something happened to #1? Huh?

Birthday cards. I'll give you a birthday card straight from my farking heart, you farking fark. Then I'll blow out your farking candles. How do you like that, clever guy with your witty innuendos and your charming anecdotes and your clever twists and turns and everyone loves you and you probably have a summertime birthday just like my jackass brother don't you? Goddamn stupid Christmas-time birthday.

AUGUST 14TH YOU farkING AFTERBIRTH!!


My high school sweetheart's birthday was December 26th. My Mother's was December 14th. I ubderstand a lot now.
 
2012-07-11 10:23:38 AM  

spentmiles: AUGUST 14TH YOU farkING AFTERBIRTH!!


I knew it. Favorite son. You rat bastard with your funny and your stories and your enormous boner and chiseled jaw and good job and electricity and flush toilet and your designer bathrobe and 72" HDTV with cables and channels and websites and wireless Internets and shoes for every occasion and expensive vacations to exotic locales where you and your lovely and talented wife drink beverages and ride on horseback and hobnob with celebrities and there's a table waiting with your name on it and your parents like you and your AUGUST birthday. Never had a chemistry final on your AUGUST birthday, I bet. Probably didn't have to go Christmas shopping and buy presents for OTHER people on your AUGUST birthday. Probably got to have a Playboy magazine and tape-delayed tantric orgasms and everything. On your AUGUST birthday.

It's not even a real month, you know. It was a made-up month, jammed in there, stealing days from other good months that even had their numbers in their names, like DECember that was the rightful tenth month until your dumb AUGUST had to push in line and make the numbering irrelevant. Jackass AUGUST.
 
2012-07-11 11:04:11 AM  
TMI, perhaps, but it takes me forever to get off with a condom on. (Yeah, shoot me in the chest public health boosters, but I can't feel a goddamn thing. Condoms suck.)

Anyway, I can sometimes tell when an orgasm just isn't in the cards, at least not within a reasonable span of time. What the hell am I supposed to do? Rip a girl up for the better part of an hour until she taps out, and then sit on the foot of the bed wanting to top myself while she asks, "what's wrong?"

What's wrong is of course that I'm farking a goddamn latex bag rather than a woman, and my reproductive system is smart enough to know that latex bags don't need to be inseminated, hence it declines to dispense the wad. For obvious reasons I can't say that. It's better for everyone if I just let out a groan, congratulate her on a job well done, and toss the baggie before she thinks to inspect it.

Being civilized often means not doing things the way you want.

/blowing off steam
 
2012-07-11 11:31:16 AM  

AMonkey'sUncle: James F. Campbell: Ghastly: Having been on Paxil, which made me wickedly horny yet unable to orgasm

shiat, man. Me, too. That was the worst feeling in the world.

QFT


It seems to affect different folks differently, but I wish I could go back on Paxil for the orgasms alone. Yes, it took forever to get off, but when I finally let go...

*snif* *snif* *GRIP!!!* NNNNNNNGGGGGGGUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

...I would not have been surprised to see my teeth come out my wang. Best orgasms of my life.
 
2012-07-11 12:07:57 PM  

ShannonKW: AMonkey'sUncle: James F. Campbell: Ghastly: Having been on Paxil, which made me wickedly horny yet unable to orgasm

shiat, man. Me, too. That was the worst feeling in the world.

QFT

It seems to affect different folks differently, but I wish I could go back on Paxil for the orgasms alone. Yes, it took forever to get off, but when I finally let go...

*snif* *snif* *GRIP!!!* NNNNNNNGGGGGGGUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

...I would not have been surprised to see my teeth come out my wang. Best orgasms of my life.


You would love insulin.
 
2012-07-11 12:21:33 PM  

ms_lara_croft: So is it Stockham or Stockholm?


Good catch -- it is indeed Stockham.

The principle of editorial fatigue suggests that the first appearance of a word or name in a particular text is more likely to be correct than subsequent uses. Works in this case.
 
2012-07-11 12:32:02 PM  
Doc gave me some samples of some antidepressant, that started with an "L", I think. Anyhow same thing, horny and hard, no orgasm. My wife just loved it, some of the best sex she ever had, I was like the Energizer Bunny. And, in fact I enjoyed it immensely as well, watching her get off so intensely .
 
2012-07-11 12:52:05 PM  
Any tips on how to deal with virgin male 30 year olds? We've been fooling around for years and he is still afraid of my vay jay. He has no problem standing at attention and climaxing but Im always left to my own devices.
 
2012-07-11 12:53:43 PM  

Pick: Doc gave me some samples of some antidepressant, that started with an "L", I think. Anyhow same thing, horny and hard, no orgasm. My wife just loved it, some of the best sex she ever had, I was like the Energizer Bunny. And, in fact I enjoyed it immensely as well, watching her get off so intensely .



Lorazepam. It's an excellent orgasm inhibitor for men who want to last longer, I found out that side effect soon enough as a depressed young man. Sex did indeed take on a bit of the "chore" vibe if you do it too long. My girl at the time had previously had a ~10 minute session most times, and suddenly it's lasting 3x longer and often more. And it caused me to masturbate less, because usually my arms would get too tired before I could reach climax (ya rly).

Also, you can take Lorazepam on occasion as a non-depressed person, it takes 3 weeks of daily use before the drug actually starts working on your brain chemistry the way it is intended; I dont think my drunk ass (at the time) ever hit even a week. But I did use half of that bottle for another reason.

/The other half, broad broke up with me and my vagina actuation count reset to 0 for awhile
//Shoulda kept those farkers
 
2012-07-11 12:57:11 PM  

Coastalgrl: Any tips on how to deal with virgin male 30 year olds? We've been fooling around for years and he is still afraid of my vay jay. He has no problem standing at attention and climaxing but Im always left to my own devices.


Find someone who's not gay?
 
2012-07-11 12:59:27 PM  

spentmiles: I was going in for abdominal surgery so my doctor wanted to thicken my blood as much as possible so it didn't all spurt out of me on the table. He put me on a heavy load of Vitamin K and Iron, along with a few drugs that aren't coming to mind right now. After a few days, I would wake in the morning with these gargantuan erections, like ten inches plus, that we're harder than the sidewalk outside the World Trade Center. My blood had always been thin, but I didn't realize what a huge part viscosity played in jacking up your firmness. That first morning, I started kissing on my wife, who was always reluctant to have her sleep time violated. Then, after greasing up the tip with a little KY, I drove that bastard in all at once -- I could literally hear the ripping and the tearing of her meat curtains. I had to hold onto her hips as she thrashed around like an angry shark in a parking lot getting squirted with battery acid. She settled into it eventually, though, and we shared the most intense simultaneous orgasms since Abigail and Brittany Hensel paid to get double teamed. Local doctors hate me, but if you e-mail me I can send you the one little secret that will grow you four inches overnight.


Your newsletter. I'd like to subscribe.

/you can stay on my couch anytime.
 
2012-07-11 01:00:44 PM  

BurnShrike: Coastalgrl: Any tips on how to deal with virgin male 30 year olds? We've been fooling around for years and he is still afraid of my vay jay. He has no problem standing at attention and climaxing but Im always left to my own devices.

Find someone who's not gay?


He might not be gay. Let him brownhole you. If he spurts, then go get an HIV test because chances are your going to need some recurring medicines.
 
2012-07-11 01:02:39 PM  

Coastalgrl: Any tips on how to deal with virgin male 30 year olds? We've been fooling around for years and he is still afraid of my vay jay. He has no problem standing at attention and climaxing but Im always left to my own devices.



Ever told him like that? "Seems like you're afraid of my snatch... Dive in that sucker and lets have some fun." I dated a girl who didnt tell me she liked rough, spanking, hair pulling, dirty talking sex until we'd been together for almost 2 years and we got real drunk one night. I'd thought our sex was fine until then, we'd both reached climax at least once per session.

Turns out, she is much more turned on, and has more intense orgasms, with dirty talk and rough play, versus my old tame sex. I didn't know she liked the dirty stuff so much or else I'd have been doing it the whole time; was a little awkward at first for me, but now I love that stuff. Mmmm.

Guys are often oblivious to their shortfalls if others aren't pointing it out to them.

/Please ladies
//Chances are your guy needs all the help he can get
 
2012-07-11 01:04:31 PM  
Oh, a literal virgin 30 year old who refuses to penetrate you? In this case, I tend to agree with BurnShrike.

That, or check out the thread on vibrators from the mainpage. A bunch of Farkettes reached a consensus on the best mind blowing vibrators available at many local stores or something.
 
2012-07-11 01:05:25 PM  
Check out the thread on vibrators from the mainpage yesterday*
 
2012-07-11 01:13:55 PM  

BurnShrike: Coastalgrl: Any tips on how to deal with virgin male 30 year olds? We've been fooling around for years and he is still afraid of my vay jay. He has no problem standing at attention and climaxing but Im always left to my own devices.

Find someone who's not gay?


hehe No, he definitely is not gay. We already went through that. I walk in the room and he goes up. This has been going on for 12 years. Its a fear factor for him.
 
2012-07-11 01:25:31 PM  

Coastalgrl: hehe No, he definitely is not gay. We already went through that. I walk in the room and he goes up. This has been going on for 12 years. Its a fear factor for him.


Hmm, that's tough then. I'm not sure what to recommend.

I know that for other phobias they sometimes surround that person with what they fear to build up a tolerance against it. You could invite a few friends over and...

Otherwise, I'm sure there are Farkers out there who would be willing to lend you a hand.
 
2012-07-11 01:40:25 PM  

ms_lara_croft: FTA: The word karezza was coined by Dr. Alice Bunker Stockham in 1896, a Chicago obstetrician and feminist who crusaded for birth control, a ban on corsets and sexual fulfillment for both men and women.
For strengthening marriages, Dr Stockholm encouraged 'male continence', although she encouraged women abstain from orgasm as well, in the interest of equality."

So is it Stockham or Stockholm?


Stockholm.
As in Stockholm syndrome when the captive/hostage starts to identify, sympathize and bond with the captor,i.e. marriage.
 
2012-07-11 01:50:34 PM  

Coastalgrl: BurnShrike: Coastalgrl: Any tips on how to deal with virgin male 30 year olds? We've been fooling around for years and he is still afraid of my vay jay. He has no problem standing at attention and climaxing but Im always left to my own devices.

Find someone who's not gay?

hehe No, he definitely is not gay. We already went through that. I walk in the room and he goes up. This has been going on for 12 years. Its a fear factor for him.


While I like to think I'm made of sterner stuff, I can see where your man's coming from. Squat over a mirror some time and take a candid look. Pretty damn intimidating, isn't it? I remember the first time I got a clear look at the VJ. It looked like my granddad with his dentures out. I couldn't go through with it. Not with Grampa.

The trouble is that the vulva wears a prim, expectant, humorless expression, as emoticon :|
What you want is to make it look non-threatening, non-judgmental, and welcoming. Rather than evoking a stern, dirt-farming grandfather, you should go for the cuddly and companionable -- think the puppet "Lambchop". Consider gluing some cotton wool to your labia majora, perhaps along with a pair of those plastic dolls' eyes with the silly mobile pupils. Who could be frightened of a coochie like that? Then all you need to do is pick your time, recline next to him, open your legs, and do a little muppet ventriloquism:

"Wam chop iz SO HONGRIE -- Want weenie baaaaaaad!

What man could resist?
 
2012-07-11 03:24:14 PM  

Coastalgrl: BurnShrike: Coastalgrl: Any tips on how to deal with virgin male 30 year olds? We've been fooling around for years and he is still afraid of my vay jay. He has no problem standing at attention and climaxing but Im always left to my own devices.

Find someone who's not gay?

hehe No, he definitely is not gay. We already went through that. I walk in the room and he goes up. This has been going on for 12 years. Its a fear factor for him.


You got teeth down there or something?
 
2012-07-11 03:32:30 PM  

coco ebert:
Having read the Tom Cruise thread below, I could see this being his strategy. My ass would go 007 and divorce him as well if my life force was being sucked out of me.


Two comments here:
1. That last sentence is the bastard redheaded stepchild of Ionesco and Kafka. Bravo.
2. Rumor has it that he doesn't suck the life force out of women.

/Dissertating yet?
 
2012-07-11 03:34:16 PM  

calm like a bomb: Coastalgrl: BurnShrike: Coastalgrl: Any tips on how to deal with virgin male 30 year olds? We've been fooling around for years and he is still afraid of my vay jay. He has no problem standing at attention and climaxing but Im always left to my own devices.

Find someone who's not gay?

hehe No, he definitely is not gay. We already went through that. I walk in the room and he goes up. This has been going on for 12 years. Its a fear factor for him.

You got teeth down there or something?



NSFW
 
2012-07-11 03:49:24 PM  

demaL-demaL-yeH: coco ebert:
Having read the Tom Cruise thread below, I could see this being his strategy. My ass would go 007 and divorce him as well if my life force was being sucked out of me.

Two comments here:
1. That last sentence is the bastard redheaded stepchild of Ionesco and Kafka. Bravo.
2. Rumor has it that he doesn't suck the life force out of women.

/Dissertating yet?


Lol, thanks!

Ugh, on my way. I'm still working on funding proposals and my own departmental research proposal. :/
 
2012-07-11 04:26:16 PM  

calm like a bomb: Coastalgrl: BurnShrike: Coastalgrl: Any tips on how to deal with virgin male 30 year olds? We've been fooling around for years and he is still afraid of my vay jay. He has no problem standing at attention and climaxing but Im always left to my own devices.

Find someone who's not gay?

hehe No, he definitely is not gay. We already went through that. I walk in the room and he goes up. This has been going on for 12 years. Its a fear factor for him.

You got teeth down there or something?


Nom Nom Nom....penis
 
2012-07-11 05:08:44 PM  

coco ebert:

Ugh, on my way. I'm still working on funding proposals and my own departmental research proposal. :/


Stop farking around and git 'er dun, then.

/Take a careful look at proposals that have recently been funded. Write yours to directly address the RFP.
//Did my suggested reading help?
 
2012-07-11 05:16:04 PM  

Coastalgrl: calm like a bomb: Coastalgrl: BurnShrike: Coastalgrl: Any tips on how to deal with virgin male 30 year olds? We've been fooling around for years and he is still afraid of my vay jay. He has no problem standing at attention and climaxing but Im always left to my own devices.

Find someone who's not gay?

hehe No, he definitely is not gay. We already went through that. I walk in the room and he goes up. This has been going on for 12 years. Its a fear factor for him.

You got teeth down there or something?

Nom Nom Nom....penis


Well, I was about to make some sort of pathetic come-on sort of comment... but I think I'll pass this time.
 
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