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(Daily Mail)   Hi, I'm Hyon Song-wol, Kim Jong-un's mystery woman. You might remember me from such songs as 'Excellent Horse-like Lady' 'I Love Pyongyang' 'Footsteps of Soldiers' and 'We are Troops of the Party'   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 144
    More: Followup, Kim Jong Il, Excellent Horse-like Lady, Ministry of Unification, North Korean leader, Kim Il Sung, woman's film, Kim Young, South Korean intelligence  
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2012-07-10 10:20:53 PM  
She's a real butterface.
He's a little butterball. (no trademark)
 
2012-07-10 10:24:41 PM  
I mean, come on, how could she NOT be attracted to such a hunk.

"Look at how he continues to starve his own people just like his dad. It's so hot."
 
2012-07-10 10:26:17 PM  
I'll admit, if I had the chance to hook up with God, I'd do it in a heartbeat
 
2012-07-10 10:28:23 PM  

Lost Thought 00: She looks thrilled to not be dead yet


In all seriousness, why is she still alive? Shouldn't she have been sent to a concentration camp so she wouldn't tempt li'l rolly polly?
 
2012-07-10 10:28:35 PM  
www.globalnews.ca

golf clap, subby
 
2012-07-10 10:32:40 PM  

Atomic Spunk: Did someone call for an Excellent Horse-Like Lady?
[www.ginriot.com image 450x350]
[images.sodahead.com image 350x272]
[www.ginriot.com image 450x350]


Neigh, leave Sarah alone!
 
2012-07-10 10:33:48 PM  

StoneColdAtheist: So, Daddy banned her 10 years ago, eh? Well, too bad, Daddy...you're dead and I'm King now.

The King is dead. Long live the King!


Why not go and piss on his grave while your at it.
 
Ral
2012-07-10 10:34:45 PM  

Zeno-25: [i.imgur.com image 453x395]


Just thought I would point out that the President of the United States is technically the top ranked authority of the US military, and need not have been in the military himself.

Granted, it's a civilian position and the President is not considered a "general" of anything. Just sayin'.
 
2012-07-10 10:35:41 PM  

ApatheticMonkey: Lost Thought 00: ApatheticMonkey: Yeah, I have NO freakin clue what this has to do with horses.

Any Korean speakers care to explain?

It's referring to her strength and industriousness. Aka: as productive and valuable as a horse is for an agrarian society.

I should have guessed as much. :/ I was really hoping for something more interesting and creative.


She also has a 3 foot long penis. You can see it in that music video if you look closely.
 
2012-07-10 10:36:37 PM  

iron_city_ap: Excellent horse-like lady is my JAM!!!!


That's so strange! This is mine...

Link
 
2012-07-10 10:36:40 PM  
Daddy bans you from seeing her so you call her up after he dies?

It's good to be the Un.
 
2012-07-10 10:37:04 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: Girion47: cold_war_relic: CapeFearCadaver: That's actually pretty cool. A nice little fark you, Dad!

And is it just me, or does he look like he's lost a few pounds?

She probably told him "If you want a little piece of me, you've got to lose a big piece of you."

yeah right, he's dictator, he could have any woman in NK, who's going to resist?

Her: Um, no, I'm married with a kid. Plus, you're fat.
Him: I rule you. You must give me freaky freaky. By the way, you don't have to worry about that husband or kid anymore.
Her: Ok, here's some cake.
Him: Me rooove cake!


Damn you. I was eating the kind of fruity pebbles that don't bother with a box and now one is stuck in my nose. I'm going to have to break out the netti-pot to see if I can get it out. Hurts like a biatch but everything smells awesome right now.
 
2012-07-10 10:38:10 PM  

stuffy: StoneColdAtheist: So, Daddy banned her 10 years ago, eh? Well, too bad, Daddy...you're dead and I'm King now.

The King is dead. Long live the King!

Why not go and piss on his grave while your at it.


Maybe he did. Or maybe he just danced a little jig in the privacy of his room. Who knows? One thing is clear, though, and that is he is going his own way. Time will tell where it leads.
 
2012-07-10 10:41:21 PM  
Possibly lovers and/or possibly his half sister from one of his dad's affairs?

Is this North Korea of South Carolina we're talking about?

/I keed.

The crying on cue thing is mondo creepy.

Weird that we don't even know how old this guy is.
 
2012-07-10 10:42:43 PM  
Before you know it she'll be all over NORK media. She'll have her own cooking show. First episode will be the secret to a superb summer kimchi dinner:

1. Dig the pot up out of the ground.
2. Heaping bowls all around.
3. Do your best not to throw in front of the guests.
 
2012-07-10 10:43:43 PM  
We now know that Kim Jun was ill over this girl.

/I wonder if he killed his father for her?
 
2012-07-10 10:44:35 PM  
The name of the song 준마처녀 (joonma cheonyeo) actually translates as "virgin horse"
 
2012-07-10 10:45:16 PM  
i46.tinypic.com
 
paj
2012-07-10 10:47:18 PM  
Obligatory:
i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-10 10:54:09 PM  
People above are making riffs on her making him lose a few pounds, but in North Korea I wouldn't be surprised if some fat is considered attractive. We may live in a society where we can afford to do whatever the fark we want, and being thin requires more effort than being fat ala 26 minutes in the gym, but they live in a society where the best way to be skinny is "exist". Being fat could easily be attributed to being successful in their society so it wouldn't be a surprise if people grew up there thinking fat is attractive.
 
2012-07-10 10:57:11 PM  

reported: Fair_Poopsmith: the jist of it was that the Japanese media couldn't figure out whether she is his wife or previously unknown sister.

So she's the Korean version of Meg White?


*falls over laughing*

Comment of the year.
 
2012-07-10 10:57:49 PM  

davidphogan: Is it wrong that I misread Pyongyang as Poontang?


No
 
2012-07-10 11:00:32 PM  

reported: Fair_Poopsmith: the jist of it was that the Japanese media couldn't figure out whether she is his wife or previously unknown sister.

So she's the Korean version of Meg White?


You win numerous internets.
 
2012-07-10 11:01:05 PM  
The GIS for "excellent horse-like lady" is quite funny (some images may be NSFW)
 
2012-07-10 11:02:19 PM  

Omahawg: [www.globalnews.ca image 380x452]

golf clap, subby


He really does look a lot like his grandfather, especially in that pic.
 
2012-07-10 11:03:14 PM  

ApatheticMonkey: Yeah, I have NO freakin clue what this has to do with horses.

Any Korean speakers care to explain?


I have no idea what those Korean ladies were singing about. Truth is, I don't want to know. Some things are best left unsaid. I'd like to think they were singing about something so beautiful, it can't be expressed in words, and makes your heart ache because of it. I tell you, those voices soared higher and farther than anybody in a gray place dares to dream. It was like some beautiful bird flapped into our drab little cage and made those walls dissolve away, and for the briefest of moments, every last man on Fark felt free.
 
2012-07-10 11:07:16 PM  
"The mystery woman pictured accompanying North Korean leader Kim Jong-un to a string of official engagements is a previously married pop star

Just a guess, but I'll bet she's a widow too.
 
2012-07-10 11:14:36 PM  
"You may remember me from such songs as Excellent Horse-like Lady..."

i28.photobucket.com

Neigh.
 
2012-07-10 11:14:40 PM  
Wow, she's teh hawtness
 
2012-07-10 11:16:44 PM  

janzee: Caught his eye...

www.japanprobe.com


bow chicka bow row-row-row
 
2012-07-10 11:17:01 PM  

Atomic Spunk: Did someone call for an Excellent Horse-Like Lady?


Was waiting for this...

/I'll take the one on the right.
 
2012-07-10 11:20:03 PM  

RealAmericanHero: People above are making riffs on her making him lose a few pounds, but in North Korea I wouldn't be surprised if some fat is considered attractive. We may live in a society where we can afford to do whatever the fark we want, and being thin requires more effort than being fat ala 26 minutes in the gym, but they live in a society where the best way to be skinny is "exist". Being fat could easily be attributed to being successful in their society so it wouldn't be a surprise if people grew up there thinking fat is attractive.


I would go even farther and guess, that in North Korea being what Americans consider "fat" is a sure indication of wealth, which also automatically means an influence and proximity to the political elite.

As for the girl's husband and child it could go both ways: either they are already in the Camp 14, or their life considerably improved with mom being the king's mistress now. They may even get an extra pound of bacon a month...

/it's good to be the king
 
2012-07-10 11:23:27 PM  

paj: Obligatory:
[i.imgur.com image 640x531]


He's a chip off the ol' block(head):

3.bp.blogspot.com

/So ronery... NOT!!1!
 
2012-07-10 11:24:42 PM  

"Deputies immediately contacted the power company so they could shut down power to the area to prevent the man from electrocuting himself."


After the power was shut off, police proceeded to climb the tower, then taser the guy down.

 
2012-07-10 11:26:13 PM  
First thing I thought of

img337.imageshack.us
 
2012-07-10 11:26:42 PM  

Nuff Said McFarky: /So ronery... NOT!!1!


/I'd run from conjoined twins too
 
2012-07-10 11:27:39 PM  

Dalrint: If she actually is the girl his dad banned her from seeing before he died, and now the old man's gone and he goes right back to her...Good for him.
That shows a fascinating amount of independence, going against the will of a dead man whom most of the country (was forced to) loved.
Might even be an indication of better things for the whole country.


That sounds like too much to hope for to me.
It seems more likely that he was simply biding his time until he could exercise every selfish wish of his.
 
2012-07-10 11:28:23 PM  
(it's probably his sister and he can only procreate with her, to preserve their 'hory' (holy) bloodline.)

(/or his mom)
 
2012-07-10 11:32:12 PM  

paj: Obligatory:
[i.imgur.com image 640x531]


I don't remember the story behind that one, care to enlighten?
 
2012-07-10 11:43:13 PM  

skinink: "Deputies immediately contacted the power company so they could shut down power to the area to prevent the man from electrocuting himself."
After the power was shut off, police proceeded to climb the tower, then taser the guy down.


Wrong thread?
 
2012-07-10 11:59:32 PM  
Excellent Horse-Like Lady probably translates to "taste just like raisins"...
 
2012-07-11 12:06:45 AM  
I always wondered what would happen if Pugsley got some power
 
2012-07-11 12:14:04 AM  

Dalrint: If she actually is the girl his dad banned her from seeing before he died, and now the old man's gone and he goes right back to her...Good for him.

That shows a fascinating amount of independence, going against the will of a dead man whom most of the country (was forced to) loved.

Might even be an indication of better things for the whole country.


Exactly what I was thinking. It shows a glimmer of hope that he's his own person and will do what he wants. Combine that with his education outside of NK and if he surrounds himself with moderates and waits out the old-guard to die off, we could actually see some changes for the better.
 
2012-07-11 12:14:32 AM  

awruk!: RealAmericanHero: People above are making riffs on her making him lose a few pounds, but in North Korea I wouldn't be surprised if some fat is considered attractive. We may live in a society where we can afford to do whatever the fark we want, and being thin requires more effort than being fat ala 26 minutes in the gym, but they live in a society where the best way to be skinny is "exist". Being fat could easily be attributed to being successful in their society so it wouldn't be a surprise if people grew up there thinking fat is attractive.

I would go even farther and guess, that in North Korea being what Americans consider "fat" is a sure indication of wealth, which also automatically means an influence and proximity to the political elite.

As for the girl's husband and child it could go both ways: either they are already in the Camp 14, or their life considerably improved with mom being the king's mistress now. They may even get an extra pound of bacon a month...

/it's good to be the king


I figured her ex-husband is either in Camp 14 or he got sent off to a post about as a far away from Pyongyang as humanly possibly. Jokes aside I really hope things get better fast for the people of North Korea but i doubt they will anytime soon.
 
2012-07-11 12:38:28 AM  
She's pleasant looking. Must be hideous on the inside to be married to that nutbag.
 
2012-07-11 12:46:25 AM  
Those North Korean conscripts must be lonely as hell when their ten-year hitch along the demilitarized zone is up (during which time they haven't so much as seen a woman), and then they're sent straight to the coal mines.
 
2012-07-11 01:03:50 AM  
It's good to be the king
 
2012-07-11 01:14:53 AM  
static.screenweek.it
 
2012-07-11 01:23:57 AM  

Omahawg: [www.globalnews.ca image 380x452]

golf clap, subby


Thanks. Some people are destined to become Fark headlines.
 
2012-07-11 01:31:21 AM  

silverjets: Exactly what I was thinking. It shows a glimmer of hope that he's his own person and will do what he wants.


What makes you think that what he wants is anything philanthropic?
Him "being his own person" may simply mean that he is just doing the selfish things that daddy didn't want him to do?
 
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