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		MLB All-Stars (or, Mostly-Stars) gather tonight in Kansas City; our long national nightmare wondering which league gets HFA in the World Series will finally get resolved (Fox, 8pm ET) (mlb.mlb.com)		692
		More: Cool, Major League Baseball, MLB All-Star Game, Kansas City, World Series, HFA, Kauffman Stadium, Justin Verlander, Matt Cain

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silgryphon		2012-07-10 08:33:33 PM

American league you are going down tonight.

kronicfeld		2012-07-10 08:33:42 PM

Lutwidge: My prediction: 7-3 AL

Derp.

Rex_Banner		2012-07-10 08:33:43 PM

Damn it Verlander!

Marine1		2012-07-10 08:33:57 PM

Jesus Christ, any Royals player could have sucked at that catch that badly.

cameroncrazy1984		2012-07-10 08:34:11 PM

4-0 good guys.

ami5000		2012-07-10 08:34:23 PM

HAHAHA TITTIES WILL BE YOUR DOWNFALL. which isn't so bad but HAHAHA

consider this		2012-07-10 08:34:27 PM

Massive cleavage behind home plate.

4NSpy		2012-07-10 08:34:31 PM

I blame KC's park.

FinFangFark		2012-07-10 08:34:48 PM

Earguy: FinFangFark: Earguy: Speaking of Kate Upton, it may take forever to load, but it's probably worth it. Link

I'll see you you're gif, and raise you some nips.

I...I...I'm speechless...I'm tit-motized.

This just put the nail in the coffin of greatest GIF girl evar...

What_Would_Jimi_Do		2012-07-10 08:34:53 PM

Good job Verlander, good effort.

silgryphon		2012-07-10 08:34:55 PM

YEAH!
5-0
good job uggla

robsul82		2012-07-10 08:34:55 PM

5-0 NL.

DAMN YOU BIG BOOBS

kronicfeld		2012-07-10 08:35:03 PM

You know who would have made that throw? Ian Desmond.

Lutwidge		2012-07-10 08:35:06 PM

OK, 7-5 AL

Rwa2play		2012-07-10 08:35:08 PM

Jeter makes a great play...only for Fielder to let the ball eat him up.

consider this		2012-07-10 08:35:10 PM

LOL, the Tigers are sabotaging this game.

The Bestest		2012-07-10 08:35:15 PM

I miss 2008 ASG Dan Uggla.

Rex_Banner		2012-07-10 08:35:16 PM

Well..... this was unexpected

ami5000		2012-07-10 08:35:18 PM

Excellent.

hempinator		2012-07-10 08:35:19 PM

AAAAANNNDDD... thats one big thing i dont miss about Prince at 1B for Milwaukee.. not a great defender AT ALL.

4NSpy		2012-07-10 08:35:29 PM

Shoulda started a SS who can actually play the position.

WTF Indeed		2012-07-10 08:35:32 PM

Fielder can't field.

Lost Thought 00		2012-07-10 08:35:32 PM

Well, he certainly didn't make it on the strength of his defense.

robsul82		2012-07-10 08:36:00 PM

Now another pair of huge tits farks us up. Thanks, Fielder.

Rwa2play		2012-07-10 08:36:00 PM

The Bestest: I miss 2008 ASG Dan Uggla.

lulz.

Meet Us at the Stick		2012-07-10 08:36:00 PM

Way to represent, Giants!

Earguy		2012-07-10 08:36:03 PM

tudorgurl: Oh my freaking god...what the hell!?!?!?

Where is the AL defense? You'd think the AL players know the field a little, but they're misjudging everything. It's looking like an old-timers' game out there.

And a heroic attempt by Jeter, but Fielder looking decidedly un-all-star-like.

silgryphon		2012-07-10 08:36:10 PM

NL bats around

AL you're up next

NeoCortex42		2012-07-10 08:36:20 PM

ami5000: HAHAHA TITTIES WILL BE YOUR DOWNFALL. which isn't so bad but HAHAHA

Loss by snu-snu.

rcf1105		2012-07-10 08:36:22 PM

I'm not a Jeter fan, but that play was fine. Fielder should have had that ball.

Sandor at the Zoo		2012-07-10 08:36:23 PM

The American League players hate Ron Washington!

/It's the only answer

Lutwidge		2012-07-10 08:36:29 PM

Jeter didn't make that great a play, he's just slow.

Rex_Banner		2012-07-10 08:36:35 PM

robsul82: Now another pair of huge tits farks us up. Thanks, Fielder.

Zing

consider this		2012-07-10 08:37:02 PM

Kate Upton doesn't screw guys who give up five runs in an inning.

W.C.fields forever		2012-07-10 08:37:07 PM

Marine1: robsul82: [www.brannue.com image 325x334]

Oh, I can't stay mad at you Kate Upton. I rescind the damnation of your breasts.

As a guy born in 91, may I just say it's farking weird to remember that group of people (born after me by a few years) as little kids, and then realize, "They are farking now".

Right now,This game is like watching old people feck.

kronicfeld		2012-07-10 08:37:19 PM

consider this: Kate Upton doesn't screw guys who give up five runs in an inning.

And, yet, here we are.

tudorgurl		2012-07-10 08:37:23 PM

Earguy: tudorgurl: Oh my freaking god...what the hell!?!?!?

Where is the AL defense? You'd think the AL players know the field a little, but they're misjudging everything. It's looking like an old-timers' game out there.

And a heroic attempt by Jeter, but Fielder looking decidedly un-all-star-like.

Don't even get me started on Big Bones. Jackass. It's ok, though. We'll come back.

ami5000		2012-07-10 08:37:27 PM

Lutwidge: Jeter didn't make that great a play, he's just slow.

Did you see him "run" out of the dugout. He's getting old.

CmndrFish		2012-07-10 08:37:56 PM

You know who would have made that play?

nimg.sulekha.com

That's who.

/go NL.

robsul82		2012-07-10 08:37:59 PM

consider this: Kate Upton doesn't screw guys who give up five runs in an inning.

I think Jeter's single. Verlander should be nervous after that, lol.

paj		2012-07-10 08:38:00 PM

FinFangFark: Earguy: Speaking of Kate Upton, it may take forever to load, but it's probably worth it. Link

I'll see you you're gif, and raise you some nips.

In HQ pic form:
NSFW
NSFW
NSFW

Marine1		2012-07-10 08:38:17 PM

I take that back... ANY of these guys could be outclassed by the Royals at this point.

5 runs in the first. You've gotta be kidding me.

The Bestest		2012-07-10 08:38:44 PM

Gatorade doesn't have any baseball people for a commercial? I mean, I like Cam and all..

Earguy		2012-07-10 08:40:04 PM

Girl behind home plate wearing a dress that looks like Marilyn's:

4.bp.blogspot.com

paj		2012-07-10 08:40:21 PM

FinFangFark: This just put the nail in the coffin of greatest GIF girl evar...

Still the winner: NSFW

zarberg		2012-07-10 08:40:31 PM

Lutwidge: Jeter didn't make that great a play, he's just slow.

Said it before, will say it again, Jeter is the best player in the majors at turning routine plays into exciting highlight-reel clips.

also, hard to blame Fielder on that one, after last night he sees a ball coming toward him he probably thinks "oh, fark, I have to hit this thing 400+ feet?"

Rwa2play		2012-07-10 08:40:57 PM

paj: FinFangFark: This just put the nail in the coffin of greatest GIF girl evar...

Still the winner: NSFW

Mmmm nice and bouncy. ME LIKE!

Earguy		2012-07-10 08:41:10 PM

paj: FinFangFark: Earguy: Speaking of Kate Upton, it may take forever to load, but it's probably worth it. Link

I'll see you you're gif, and raise you some nips.

In HQ pic form:
NSFW
NSFW
NSFW

Damn.

tudorgurl		2012-07-10 08:41:14 PM

CmndrFish: You know who would have made that play?

[nimg.sulekha.com image 640x368]

That's who.

/go NL.

Andrus would have TOTALLY made that play. Sound would Michael Young AND Mike Napoli. They need to take Chubbsy Wubsy out from 1st base and put someone in who can field a freaking tossed ball!