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(Daily Mail)   Naked man, 22, 'leaps from roof, dents truck and urinates on floor before biting chunk out of another man's stomach'. Ta-da   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 57
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2012-07-10 08:49:03 PM
Hey, when ya gotta go, ya gotta go...
 
2012-07-10 09:01:39 PM
Officers responding to the scene needed backup to restrain Jeremiah Aaron Haughee with leg shackles, a spit hood and handcuffs after he continued fighting despite being Tasered five times.

*ba da bum*

JEREMIAH WAS A ZOMBIE!!!

*ba da bum*

WASN'T A FRIEND OF MINE!!!

*ba da bum*
 
2012-07-10 09:31:05 PM
Is tnis about bath salts?
 
2012-07-10 09:31:13 PM
Bath salts are a helluva drug.
 
2012-07-10 09:31:56 PM
Expect for biting thing.......

I'm not proud of it
 
2012-07-10 09:32:03 PM
Pics?
 
2012-07-10 09:32:27 PM
The Aristocrats!
 
2012-07-10 09:32:44 PM
DAILY BATH SALTS THREAD!
 
2012-07-10 09:33:07 PM
Who is it who is making these bath salts? Or who released this incredibly lethal recipe for making same?

It sounds like all the problems are coming from one batch of unusually bad drugs in one area. Shouldn't the cops be after that one person by now?
 
2012-07-10 09:33:25 PM
let's put some of this stuff in the coca cola at comic con and see what happens!
 
2012-07-10 09:33:38 PM

libranoelrose: Is this about bath salts?


Well...it IS Florida so it's possible bath salts aren't involved.

Plus he's a white guy in dredlocks so you know he has a history of making bad life choices.
 
2012-07-10 09:37:13 PM
After the guy who admittedly only 'smoked a joint' on his birthday and ended up going psycho on the golf course, to the only positive for the Miami zombie being for weed, and this guy who only has a conviction for weed (and theft) kind of makes me wonder if the Feds are poisoning weed again. My guess is through the Mexican drug cartel they're funding. Just in time for a shot at Rep. in office. Nixon 2.0 is coming and Medi is going bye bye. This shiat has got to be political.
 
Biv
2012-07-10 09:40:12 PM
Naked, urinating and undead is no way to go through life son.
 
2012-07-10 09:40:12 PM

Apos: DAILY BATH SALTS THREAD!


These?

annapolisvalleynews.com

Or these?

www.vermontsoap.com
 
2012-07-10 09:42:47 PM

keoki82: Apos: DAILY BATH SALTS THREAD!

These?

[annapolisvalleynews.com image 300x225]

Or these?

[www.vermontsoap.com image 300x202]


Both.
 
2012-07-10 09:44:24 PM

NexusSix: The Aristocrats!


Beat me to it, you magnificent bastard.
 
2012-07-10 09:45:13 PM
i.ytimg.com
 
2012-07-10 09:48:28 PM

Apos: keoki82: Apos: DAILY BATH SALTS THREAD!

These?

[annapolisvalleynews.com image 300x225]

Or these?

[www.vermontsoap.com image 300x202]

Both.


My bet is on the Lavender flavor. That smell drives me batshiat, too.
 
2012-07-10 09:51:19 PM

drayno76: After the guy who admittedly only 'smoked a joint' on his birthday and ended up going psycho on the golf course, to the only positive for the Miami zombie being for weed, and this guy who only has a conviction for weed (and theft) kind of makes me wonder if the Feds are poisoning weed again. My guess is through the Mexican drug cartel they're funding. Just in time for a shot at Rep. in office. Nixon 2.0 is coming and Medi is going bye bye. This shiat has got to be political.


Wasn't that in an episode of...damn...what was that show called?? Six feet under. They mentioned that someone smoking a marijuana joint dipped in embalming fluid turned people completely crazy. Is that even true?
 
2012-07-10 09:51:43 PM
Can't forget the As-American-As-Apple-Pie-God-Bless-the-Small-Business-Owner gas stations selling that crap.
 
2012-07-10 09:54:33 PM
I love how everyone is leaping to the "bath salts" conclusion.

Police said Haughee is not being tested to see if was under the influence of illegal drugs as there is no statute for such a test.

Want welfare? That's a drug test. Pull an Aristocrats? Nevermind.
 
2012-07-10 09:56:36 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Officers responding to the scene needed backup to restrain Jeremiah Aaron Haughee with leg shackles, a spit hood and handcuffs after he continued fighting despite being Tasered five times.

*ba da bum*

JEREMIAH WAS A ZOMBIE!!!

*ba da bum*

WASN'T A FRIEND OF MINE!!!

*ba da bum*


I never understood a thing he did,
but he got tasered five times.
He really got tasered five times, sing it!
 
2012-07-10 09:57:30 PM
Hey, despite his performance here, I'm still voting for Romney over 0bama. Good for you Mitt, show "them" how pissing in public is done right.
 
2012-07-10 10:00:43 PM

RexTalionis: I never understood a thing he did,
but he got tasered five times.
He really got tasered five times, sing it!


:D

*holds up a lighter, but not anywhere near the bath salts*
 
2012-07-10 10:02:55 PM
So, what's the number up to now? Is it in the double digits yet?

/also, he kind of looks like an ex of mine :/
 
2012-07-10 10:11:50 PM

libranoelrose: Is tnis about bath salts?


Meth. Look at the eyes and skin.
 
2012-07-10 10:18:04 PM

davidphogan: libranoelrose: Is tnis about bath salts?

Meth. Look at the eyes and skin.


i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-10 10:20:32 PM
maybe the heat triggers apeshait zombie mode

/and most people with apeshait zombie mode is most prevalent in florida
 
2012-07-10 10:32:33 PM
In the future people will know that the zombie apocalypse resulted from a bad batch of bath tub hallucinogens whipped up somewhere in Central or South Florida.
 
2012-07-10 10:33:55 PM
I used to watch zombie movies and tell myself "Don't worry, this can't happen in real life". Now I have to be on guard at all times for some guy on bath salts who might try and eat me.
 
2012-07-10 10:34:38 PM

Ambivalence: drayno76: After the guy who admittedly only 'smoked a joint' on his birthday and ended up going psycho on the golf course, to the only positive for the Miami zombie being for weed, and this guy who only has a conviction for weed (and theft) kind of makes me wonder if the Feds are poisoning weed again. My guess is through the Mexican drug cartel they're funding. Just in time for a shot at Rep. in office. Nixon 2.0 is coming and Medi is going bye bye. This shiat has got to be political.

Wasn't that in an episode of...damn...what was that show called?? Six feet under. They mentioned that someone smoking a marijuana joint dipped in embalming fluid turned people completely crazy. Is that even true?


I grew up in Houston around a lot of people that smoked "wet, dip, fry" whatever you want to call it. None of them went anywhere near crazy.
 
2012-07-10 10:37:58 PM

Walker: I used to watch zombie movies and tell myself "Don't worry, this can't happen in real life". Now I have to be on guard at all times for some guy on bath salts who might try and eat me.


It's ok, I think your cologne might be a turn-off to their blood thirsty senses.
 
2012-07-10 10:42:45 PM

CapeFearCadaver: Walker: I used to watch zombie movies and tell myself "Don't worry, this can't happen in real life". Now I have to be on guard at all times for some guy on bath salts who might try and eat me.

It's ok, I think your cologne might be a turn-off to their blood thirsty senses.


But I don't wear cologne. I'm doomed.
 
2012-07-10 10:47:05 PM
Just be glad the zombies haven't made it out of Florida....



/yet
 
2012-07-10 10:47:41 PM

farkingismybusiness: davidphogan: libranoelrose: Is tnis about bath salts?

Meth. Look at the eyes and skin.

[i.imgur.com image 640x491]


I'd rather do meth than religion. At least meth exists.
 
2012-07-10 10:49:22 PM

Gyrfalcon: Who is it who is making these bath salts? Or who released this incredibly lethal recipe for making same?

It sounds like all the problems are coming from one batch of unusually bad drugs in one area. Shouldn't the cops be after that one person by now?


They're not illegal. They're labled "not for eating" too. Cops have no case.
 
2012-07-10 10:49:33 PM

Faarkieboy: Bath salts are a helluva drug.


I know what state has "Raccoon City"...
 
2012-07-10 10:56:08 PM

NexusSix: The Aristocrats!


The Bath Salts!
 
2012-07-10 11:00:48 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Officers responding to the scene needed backup to restrain Jeremiah Aaron Haughee with leg shackles, a spit hood and handcuffs after he continued fighting despite being Tasered five times.

*ba da bum*

JEREMIAH WAS A ZOMBIE!!!

*ba da bum*

WASN'T A FRIEND OF MINE!!!

*ba da bum*


There was a reason you're a favorite...You don't have to keep reminding me! Sheesh!
 
2012-07-10 11:01:21 PM

LaughingRadish: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]


I'm the Queeeeeen of France!
 
2012-07-10 11:02:55 PM
All right. These are just two people. If more of this freakyness happens then something really peculiar is going on.
 
2012-07-10 11:10:24 PM
These punk kids are stupid.
 
2012-07-10 11:16:55 PM

Buffet: These punk kids are stupid.


punk's not undead?
 
2012-07-10 11:39:50 PM
Is he related to someone higher up on the social/political scale? To me, only that would explain 1) Getting bailed out for the sum of $30,000 and 2) NOT getting tested for drugs at the hospital.
 
2012-07-11 02:51:28 AM
Guy looks like a candidate to get seriousy shot real soon. I'm surprised someone hasn't done it already.
 
2012-07-11 03:01:32 AM
www.horrorsociety.com

Marko?
 
2012-07-11 03:36:10 AM

Ambivalence: Wasn't that in an episode of...damn...what was that show called?? Six feet under. They mentioned that someone smoking a marijuana joint dipped in embalming fluid turned people completely crazy. Is that even true?


Embalming fluid used to be a common nickname for PCP. PCP is a strong dissaociative and can cause someone to have a temporary psychotic episode.
Years ago the news reported quite frequently on how "embalming fluid" was reportedly becoming popular and causing psychotic episodes.
Because these reports didn't make clear what actual drug they were referring to, just the street name, some people mistakenly believed that people were using actual embalming fluid. A number of the reporters themselves may not have even known what substance the term referred to.
What the reports were based on were people ending up the hospital or jails after acting irrationally, and when asked what substance they'd consumed would mention "embalming fluid."
Police and hospitals took these reports and they were spread to the media. Those people had most certainly taken PCP, but may not have known the actual name of the drug, or didn't care.
Along with news reports and police reports, the same misinformation is spread from individual to individual. One person tells another they got high on "embalming fluid" and the other mistakenly thinks they mean the actual substance. The user themselves may actually mistakenly believe such, however, since actual embalming fluid doesn't get you high or alter your mental state as people have described, you can safely assume they actually were given PCP and didn't understand that the term "embalming fluid" was just a nickname.

From wiki:
Embalming fluid
A commonly held misconception is that phencyclidine (PCP, angel dust) is the same as (or is synthesized from) embalming fluid. In truth the PCP molecule has no relation to embalming fluid, though the latter is often used as a slang name for the former due to the feelings of numbness and dissociation.[123] Some people, believing this myth, have actually attempted to smoke cigarettes or cannabis dipped in real embalming fluid (i.e. formaldehyde), which is highly toxic. Conversely, some users of PCP-laced cannabis believe (and are often told) that it contains embalming fluid proper and not PCP, or that the slang term "dust" really means embalming fluid proper. Sometimes, the two substances are even mixed together, in a further ostension of this legend.[124][125] Such concoctions are often called "fry", "wet", "illy", "sherm", "worm", "water-water", "amp," dust(ed)", or other names.
 
2012-07-11 04:05:31 AM

jeaux65: Is he related to someone higher up on the social/political scale? To me, only that would explain 1) Getting bailed out for the sum of $30,000 and 2) NOT getting tested for drugs at the hospital.


Whenever I see that a shiatheel was released on that kind of bail, I assume mom and dad put their house on the line (and came up with the 10% cash).
 
2012-07-11 04:40:14 AM
Fark, please add the TEXAS and ZOMBIE tags asap.

Long overdue here.

Thank you.
 
2012-07-11 07:20:59 AM
"My daddy ate my..."

Yes, I went there.
 
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