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(MLive.com)   As if it wasn't bad enough there already, 250 Gospel-preaching mimes are heading to Detroit   (mlive.com) divider line 54
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2012-07-10 09:33:53 PM  
Wow....I'm speechless.
 
2012-07-10 09:35:51 PM  
Those who suffer most from mime abuse refuse to speak out.
 
2012-07-10 09:36:32 PM  
How does one mime Hallelujah! Thank ya Jeezus!?
 
2012-07-10 09:36:42 PM  
Hayes said nearly "every church has a mime team" and the art form is not only gaining popularity in ministries but on the street.

If that doesn't get kids to pay attention in church, I don't know what will.
 
2012-07-10 09:37:41 PM  
Fark you. I got mime.
 
2012-07-10 09:38:13 PM  
Mummers, leave!
 
2012-07-10 09:38:32 PM  
Someone fetch me an olive loaf.
 
2012-07-10 09:38:39 PM  
...
 
2012-07-10 09:39:20 PM  
Why do I think their version of Lot will be like the mime segment in the Aristocrats?
 
2012-07-10 09:40:07 PM  
I like mimes, they don't throw rocks
 
2012-07-10 09:40:54 PM  
250 Gospel-preaching mimes walk in. One walks out.

Welcome to the shiathole-dome.
 
2012-07-10 09:41:22 PM  
Detroit has truly reached it's nadir.
 
2012-07-10 09:43:29 PM  
So this is one of the bad evangelism ideas they talk about in church?
 
2012-07-10 09:46:18 PM  
But but ... Detroit is the entrance to Hell. WTF are they doing there?
 
2012-07-10 09:47:27 PM  
Can't the mimes just shut up?
 
2012-07-10 09:49:13 PM  
I hope they don't just stop at miming and evangelizing...why not add in spray painted statue people, juggling, and three card monty...for Jesus, of course.
 
2012-07-10 09:50:10 PM  
How, exactly, to you mime the gospel?

Any christian farkers out there seen something like this done, successfully? Cause I gotta say that would have to be the most boring church service I can imagine and I had to sit through quite a few as a child.
 
2012-07-10 09:51:29 PM  
Give them a a couple of trash bags, put em to work
 
2012-07-10 09:53:48 PM  

LovingTeacher: How, exactly, to you mime the gospel?

Any christian farkers out there seen something like this done, successfully? Cause I gotta say that would have to be the most boring church service I can imagine and I had to sit through quite a few as a child.


There's no such thing as a successful mime.
 
2012-07-10 09:54:06 PM  

LovingTeacher: How, exactly, to you mime the gospel?

Any christian farkers out there seen something like this done, successfully? Cause I gotta say that would have to be the most boring church service I can imagine and I had to sit through quite a few as a child.


Invisible Crucifixion?
 
2012-07-10 09:55:30 PM  

Gyrfalcon: LovingTeacher: How, exactly, to you mime the gospel?

Any christian farkers out there seen something like this done, successfully? Cause I gotta say that would have to be the most boring church service I can imagine and I had to sit through quite a few as a child.

There's no such thing as a successful mime.


Marcel Marceau's ghost woooould like a word with you.
 
2012-07-10 09:55:50 PM  
What would Jesus drive?
 
2012-07-10 09:57:20 PM  

Gyrfalcon: LovingTeacher: How, exactly, to you mime the gospel?

Any christian farkers out there seen something like this done, successfully? Cause I gotta say that would have to be the most boring church service I can imagine and I had to sit through quite a few as a child.

There's no such thing as a successful mime.


He's black, so you could say he's successful AND attractive.
 
2012-07-10 09:58:15 PM  
mimes are step-cousin bastards of clowns. i have more respect for nazis and brain-sucking aliens.
 
2012-07-10 09:59:28 PM  
Actually, I have it on good authority that this is a dress rehearsal for the Democratic Convention in Charlotte this September. You haven't heard about it yet because it's very........(wait for it).......hush hush!

/sorry
 
2012-07-10 10:02:14 PM  

So is this the long-awaited reboot of "The Crow"?


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2012-07-10 10:08:48 PM  
Next stories about Detroit will be the increase in mime deaths.
 
2012-07-10 10:15:03 PM  

LovingTeacher: How, exactly, to you mime the gospel?

Any christian farkers out there seen something like this done, successfully? Cause I gotta say that would have to be the most boring church service I can imagine and I had to sit through quite a few as a child.


I... um... ahem... did this once. Imagine a group of 20 white teens in mime makeup in Tanzania, spreading the word of god by... I dunno, scaring the crap out of them? Felt successful at the time. I'm sure it really wasn't.
 
2012-07-10 10:18:36 PM  
i.imgur.com

Not impressed.
 
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2012-07-10 10:19:49 PM  
I didn't think it was possible to feel sorry for Detroit, but.........
 
2012-07-10 10:23:22 PM  

Nuclear Monk: LovingTeacher: How, exactly, to you mime the gospel?

Any christian farkers out there seen something like this done, successfully? Cause I gotta say that would have to be the most boring church service I can imagine and I had to sit through quite a few as a child.

Invisible Crucifixion?


Now a real crucifixtion is something I might pay to see, if you believe in your god enough to crucify yourself I'll listen, if not well you just don't have the faith.
 
2012-07-10 10:24:45 PM  

LovingTeacher: Nuclear Monk: LovingTeacher: How, exactly, to you mime the gospel?

Any christian farkers out there seen something like this done, successfully? Cause I gotta say that would have to be the most boring church service I can imagine and I had to sit through quite a few as a child.

Invisible Crucifixion?

Now a real crucifixtion is something I might pay to see, if you believe in your god enough to crucify yourself I'll listen, if not well you just don't have the faith.


Probably NSFW

Link
 
2012-07-10 10:26:23 PM  
I, for one, think that sending a bunch of sanctimonious mimes into the heart of Detroit's worst neighborhoods will be a great way to reduce the mime population. Also, I'm hoping the gangbangers will use up all their ammo on the mimes, and the homocides of actual people can stop for a little while, or at least until the gangsters can buy more bullets.
 
2012-07-10 10:31:28 PM  

HMS_Blinkin: I, for one, think that sending a bunch of sanctimonious mimes into the heart of Detroit's worst neighborhoods will be a great way to reduce the mime population. Also, I'm hoping the gangbangers will use up all their ammo on the mimes, and the homocides of actual people can stop for a little while, or at least until the gangsters can buy more bullets.


What in the story says that they are sanctimonious?

sanc·ti·mo·ni·ous/ˌsaNG(k)təˈmōnēəs/
Adjective:
derogatory. Making a show of being morally superior to other people.

Just because they feel that they are helping, it doesn't mean that they feel that they are morally superior AND making a show of announcing that fact.

Not all religious people are assholes, not even all die hard Bible thumpers, some are genuinely nice people who want to share something that means a lot to them, but they aren't there to bad mouth you.
 
2012-07-10 10:32:33 PM  
As if it wasn't bad enough there they're already, 250 Gospel-preaching mimes are heading to Detroit
 
2012-07-10 10:32:38 PM  
I was at the pier the other day when this mime fell in the water. So I threw him an invisible rope- but he only pretended to survive.

My favorite Foghorn Leghorn quote is "That boy, I say that boy is as confused as a mime in a wind tunnel."
 
2012-07-10 10:36:54 PM  
that's racist? I played the video and I still can't stop laughing. The pics of the mimes made it out to look like they where black Juggalos.

Also, I guess here is an example of what they do via a youtube video in a Georgia church.

I feel that the kid is confused and will have issues in the future.
Yet, I have seen worse at least on televisionThe Top Gun Preacher
This is on still late night weekends. The funny thing is the produced this mid 2000's
 
2012-07-10 10:48:38 PM  
What a waste it is to lose one's mime. Or not to have a mime is being very wasteful. How true that is.
 
2012-07-10 11:04:43 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: LovingTeacher: Nuclear Monk: LovingTeacher: How, exactly, to you mime the gospel?

Any christian farkers out there seen something like this done, successfully? Cause I gotta say that would have to be the most boring church service I can imagine and I had to sit through quite a few as a child.

Invisible Crucifixion?

Now a real crucifixtion is something I might pay to see, if you believe in your god enough to crucify yourself I'll listen, if not well you just don't have the faith.

Probably NSFW

Link


Sure, but they don't die. It's just a sort of glorified body piercing until someone is willing to go through it all the way.
 
2012-07-10 11:06:23 PM  
rigsamarole.files.wordpress.com

Wait, what?
 
2012-07-10 11:07:16 PM  

LovingTeacher: AverageAmericanGuy: LovingTeacher: Nuclear Monk: LovingTeacher: How, exactly, to you mime the gospel?

Any christian farkers out there seen something like this done, successfully? Cause I gotta say that would have to be the most boring church service I can imagine and I had to sit through quite a few as a child.

Invisible Crucifixion?

Now a real crucifixtion is something I might pay to see, if you believe in your god enough to crucify yourself I'll listen, if not well you just don't have the faith.

Probably NSFW

Link

Sure, but they don't die. It's just a sort of glorified body piercing until someone is willing to go through it all the way.


Now you're just moving the goalposts. Next you'll demand they come back to life after 3 days.
 
2012-07-10 11:29:53 PM  
41 comments and still no this:

oneclicksportsblog.files.wordpress.com

Fark. I am disappoint.

/hot like grandma at the dunes
 
2012-07-10 11:30:00 PM  
For some reason I hear Thin Lizzy "Bar room Blitz", when reading this...
 
2012-07-10 11:44:00 PM  
www.andyandnoreen.com
 
2012-07-10 11:44:04 PM  
Oh, sure, so it's okay for black people to do "white face"?

And holy crap at that video. Are they going to church or the Superbowl?
 
2012-07-10 11:51:57 PM  
If you crucify an evangelical christian mime in Detroit, would it make a sound?
 
2012-07-11 12:20:13 AM  

LovingTeacher: AverageAmericanGuy: LovingTeacher: Nuclear Monk: LovingTeacher: How, exactly, to you mime the gospel?

Any christian farkers out there seen something like this done, successfully? Cause I gotta say that would have to be the most boring church service I can imagine and I had to sit through quite a few as a child.

Invisible Crucifixion?

Now a real crucifixtion is something I might pay to see, if you believe in your god enough to crucify yourself I'll listen, if not well you just don't have the faith.

Probably NSFW

Link

Sure, but they don't die. It's just a sort of glorified body piercing until someone is willing to go through it all the way.


So, until they die, or until they rise from the dead three days later?
 
2012-07-11 12:29:49 AM  
"Bar Room Blitz" was "The SweetI think. Same album as "Fox on the Run"
 
2012-07-11 01:20:21 AM  
Silent evangelicals? It really is a miracle.
 
2012-07-11 01:33:41 AM  

God-is-a-Taco: Oh, sure, so it's okay for black people to do "white face"?

It's back in vogue is it? To apply makeup to change your skin tone to the opposite of your normal pigment levels?
upload.wikimedia.org
And if the mimes complain about me, they're not mimes anymore!
 
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