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(Spinner)   Man claims he is the unintelligible son of Bob Dylan   (spinner.com) divider line 17
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2012-07-10 06:54:21 PM  
Oaaah yyyouuesssaa.
 
2012-07-10 06:56:33 PM  
From the picture, I'd say he looks just like him. Looks a lot older than 48 though.
 
2012-07-10 07:00:03 PM  
I'd say that Jakob Dylan's problem is that he's too intelligible.
 
2012-07-10 07:13:03 PM  

kronicfeld: I'd say that Jakob Dylan's problem is that he's too intelligible.


Have you ever heard his lyrics? He might speak clearly, but his lyrics make no sense.

She said it's cold
It feels like Independence Day
And I can't break away from this parade
But there's got to be an opening
Somewhere here in front of me
Through this maze of ugliness and greed
And I seen the sun up ahead
At the county line bridge
Sayin' all there's good and nothingness is dead
We'll run until she's out of breath
She ran until there's nothin' left
She hit the end-it's just her window ledge
 
2012-07-10 08:09:56 PM  

RexTalionis: He might speak clearly, but his lyrics make no sense.


Although I'd like to, I can't bash him for that, since I love Beck x1000.
 
2012-07-10 10:05:42 PM  
FTFA--See a photo of William DeVogue right here. Do you think there's a resemblance?

Nope.
 
2012-07-10 10:29:36 PM  
It's not impossible, I'm sure Bob Dylan had no trouble getting laid back in the day and AIDS wasn't a thing yet so he probably didn't use condoms. Having said that, I would need more evidence than the word of his mother and perhaps a resemblance to do more than discount his story entirely.
 
2012-07-10 10:29:53 PM  
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2012-07-10 10:34:11 PM  
Holy shiat. He looks just like him.

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2012-07-10 11:02:08 PM  
What?

/sorry
 
2012-07-10 11:05:12 PM  
♫ The Bob Dylan had a first name, it's mffm fnla khhaaha
♫ The Bob Dylan had a second name, it's mfo hbdibo fulloo
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2012-07-11 12:36:08 AM  
Yeah, he looks enough like Dylan. Although a profile of his nose might be more useful for judging.
 
2012-07-11 02:15:26 AM  
Best headline in months. I laughed out loud and upset my cellmate something awful.
 
2012-07-11 05:12:58 AM  
Well he certainly has the "Dylan eyes" but that doesn't mean much. I get the Dylan eyes too when I've had a few shots of Jagermeister and I'm black!
 
2012-07-11 07:21:59 AM  
Seeing Dylan in concert was a wonderful moment I'll always treasure.

"Thehmusbehsummkaddawehouttuhheahhhhsedduhjokuhtoduhtheeeffff..."

/End CSB
 
2012-07-11 08:09:37 AM  
Mailboxes drip like lampposts in
The twisted birth canal of the coliseum
Rimjob fairy teapots
Mask the temper tantrum
Oh, say can you see 'em?
Stuffed cabbage is the darling
Of the Laundromat
The mouse with the overbite explained
How the rabbits were ensnared
 
2012-07-11 09:56:20 AM  

andrewagill: Mailboxes drip like lampposts in
The twisted birth canal of the coliseum
Rimjob fairy teapots
Mask the temper tantrum
Oh, say can you see 'em?
Stuffed cabbage is the darling
Of the Laundromat
The mouse with the overbite explained
How the rabbits were ensnared


Pure genius. Also, the song about little people.
 
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