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2012-07-10 07:35:23 PM  

Unfreakable: Plight of the Lone Banana sounds like a B movie from the 50s


Hell yeah, I'd watch a creature feature called Plight of the Lone Banana!
 
2012-07-10 07:35:50 PM  

EggFool: Shostie: If there's a line at the self-checkout, and you have never used a self-checkout machine before, do NOT use the self-checkout machine.

How can I ever learn?!?!?!?!


GO AT OFF HOURS FOOL, DUH.

/I have self-checkout anxiety. At least half the time I use it for more than one thing, it freaks out over something through no fault of my own and freezes up and a checker has to come free me, and I feel like an incompetent retard, which is really only 50% true in fairness.
 
2012-07-10 07:36:54 PM  

Unfreakable: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Now they will know how we sympathize with the plight of the lone banana!

Plight of the Lone Banana sounds like a B movie from the 50s


Hee!!

Also, something tells me that this is the right crowd for this.
 
2012-07-10 07:37:16 PM  
"If you can't beat 'em, join 'em"
 
2012-07-10 07:37:16 PM  

Ghastly: Stand Left, Walk Right! STAND LEFT! WALK RIGHT! STAND LEFT! WALKD RIGHT!

I hate it when people block the right hand side of the escalator.


WAIT! WHAT??
I thought it was the other way around. Is this a Canadian backward thing?
(either way, obey the damn sign!!)

Link
 
2012-07-10 07:37:27 PM  

Unfreakable: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Now they will know how we sympathize with the plight of the lone banana!

Plight of the Lone Banana sounds like a B movie from the 50s


As long as at the end, the hero defeats the banana for breakfast.
 
2012-07-10 07:43:09 PM  

jadeblue: Hee!!

Also, something tells me that this is the right crowd for this.


Right from the start with the Comic Sans, I could tell that this would be magical.

The appearance of Animal and the Roald Dahl reference only worked to solidify that assumption.

Also, I love that the protagonist ended up with one eye, just like Nannerpuss.

i210.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-10 07:44:51 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Right from the start with the Comic Sans, I could tell that this would be magical.

The appearance of Animal and the Roald Dahl reference only worked to solidify that assumption.

Also, I love that the protagonist ended up with one eye, just like Nannerpuss.

[i210.photobucket.com image 356x662]


What you talkin' about? I don't see any comic sans.
 
2012-07-10 07:45:33 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Unfreakable: Plight of the Lone Banana sounds like a B movie from the 50s

Hell yeah, I'd watch a creature feature called Plight of the Lone Banana!


I'm allergic, so it could be a horror movie. Though they won't kill me, so it'd really just be an annoyance movie.
 
2012-07-10 07:45:44 PM  

Tziva: EggFool: Shostie: If there's a line at the self-checkout, and you have never used a self-checkout machine before, do NOT use the self-checkout machine.

How can I ever learn?!?!?!?!

GO AT OFF HOURS FOOL, DUH.

/I have self-checkout anxiety. At least half the time I use it for more than one thing, it freaks out over something through no fault of my own and freezes up and a checker has to come free me, and I feel like an incompetent retard, which is really only 50% true in fairness.


Was that supposed to be helpful? Now I was trying to find some spectacles to borrow so I could read your advice and I got in trouble.
 
2012-07-10 07:48:07 PM  

EggFool: Shostie: If there's a line at the self-checkout, and you have never used a self-checkout machine before, do NOT use the self-checkout machine.

How can I ever learn?!?!?!?!


When there's not a line.

I mean, you wouldn't take your kid out for their first driving lesson during rush hour, right?
 
2012-07-10 07:50:30 PM  
Too many. For starters, I hate it when people belch/pass gas in public. Take that shiat to the bathroom where it belongs, you uncivilized asshole. Two, don't get on an elevator/train/bus at the same time people are getting off. Wait until everyone has vacated that wants to vacate, then enter. Three, if said elevator/train/bus is crowded, don't farking touch me. Crowded doesn't give you license to grope, sparkledick. Four, COVER YOUR FARKING MOUTH WHEN YOU COUGH/SNEEZE, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE LEARNED THIS IN KINDERGARTEN. Lastly, staring at people is farking rude. Don't do it.
 
2012-07-10 07:51:18 PM  

Shostie: EggFool: Shostie: If there's a line at the self-checkout, and you have never used a self-checkout machine before, do NOT use the self-checkout machine.

How can I ever learn?!?!?!?!

When there's not a line.

I mean, you wouldn't take your kid out for their first driving lesson during rush hour, right?


I'm not going home and coming back later so I don't inconvenience Wal-Mart people. I'll figure it out. Gimmee a sec.
 
2012-07-10 07:53:48 PM  

EggFool: Shostie: EggFool: Shostie: If there's a line at the self-checkout, and you have never used a self-checkout machine before, do NOT use the self-checkout machine.

How can I ever learn?!?!?!?!

When there's not a line.

I mean, you wouldn't take your kid out for their first driving lesson during rush hour, right?

I'm not going home and coming back later so I don't inconvenience Wal-Mart people. I'll figure it out. Gimmee a sec.


Why would you have to leave? Just use a regular checkout line. Why are you making this so complicated?
 
2012-07-10 07:54:03 PM  
In case you were wondering what kind of thread could draw 500+ comments before it hit the main page.
 
2012-07-10 07:54:17 PM  

angrymacface: What you talkin' about? I don't see any comic sans.


I SEE IT EVERYWHERE


gamergirl23:
I'm allergic, so it could be a horror movie. Though they won't kill me, so it'd really just be an annoyance movie.

Not quite a horror movie, but an annoyance movie...

... sounds like we need to get Adam Sandler on the horn.
 
2012-07-10 07:56:03 PM  
there is one, and ONLY one direction to ride in the Bike lane. I don't care if you are a goddamn college student.
 
2012-07-10 07:56:05 PM  
I'm sorry, there are people who can't figure out self-checkout machines? My cousin's 4-year-old daughter knows how to use them, and regularly helps her mom scan and bag groceries when she goes to the store. If a 4-year-old can figure it out, why the fark can't a grown adult?
 
2012-07-10 07:56:28 PM  

Shostie: EggFool: Shostie: EggFool: Shostie: If there's a line at the self-checkout, and you have never used a self-checkout machine before, do NOT use the self-checkout machine.

How can I ever learn?!?!?!?!

When there's not a line.

I mean, you wouldn't take your kid out for their first driving lesson during rush hour, right?

I'm not going home and coming back later so I don't inconvenience Wal-Mart people. I'll figure it out. Gimmee a sec.

Why would you have to leave? Just use a regular checkout line. Why are you making this so complicated?


Difficult. I am. I like to make stuff into a fight.
 
2012-07-10 08:00:24 PM  
When people use really small or light-colored type and expect me to read that shiat. Look, assholes, I don't have the eyesight of a goddamn golden eagle, so pretty please--with sugar on top--use a goddamn readable font in a regular size and an easy-to-read color, you pseudo-artistic buttlicker
 
2012-07-10 08:01:23 PM  
You what also really pisses me off?
Website owners who remove the vote feature!!
Do you know how awesome this tread would be if we could actually vote on it??!!!
SUPER AWESOME

Instead we will get smart and funny??
FML
 
2012-07-10 08:01:27 PM  
I... I was able to read all of that, Langston.

:-/
 
2012-07-10 08:03:05 PM  

Langston: When people use really small or light-colored type and expect me to read that shiat. Look, assholes, I don't have the eyesight of a goddamn golden eagle, so pretty please--with sugar on top--use a goddamn readable font in a regular size and an easy-to-read color, you pseudo-artistic buttlicker


this
 
2012-07-10 08:04:23 PM  

namatad: this


What he said.


namatad: Do you know how awesome this tread would be if we could actually vote on it??!!!


This tread would get tiresome.
 
2012-07-10 08:06:50 PM  
I don't know if this is really an unspoken rule, but extreme couponers piss me off. Maybe someone else wanted to buy some dish soap on sale before you bought out the whole damn store or doesn't want to stand behind you in the checkout line while you scan a hundred coupons.
 
2012-07-10 08:07:26 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I... I was able to read all of that, Langston.

:-/


Don't encourage him.
 
2012-07-10 08:09:42 PM  
I am pretty sure TMLO thinks in comic sans.
 
2012-07-10 08:12:13 PM  
EggFool: Don't encourage him.

WHY DO YOU THINK I ALWAYS TYPE LIKE THIS?


Tziva: I am pretty sure TMLO thinks in comic sans.

IT'S A TERRIFYING THOUGHT PROCESS THAT I WOULD NOT WISH ON ANYBODY

THANKFULLY, I HAVE BECOME ACCUSTOMED TO IT
 
2012-07-10 08:13:33 PM  

angrymacface: If there are three urinals, DO NOT use the middle one unless the other two are occupied.


Sorry. I really had to poop.
 
2012-07-10 08:15:52 PM  

EggFool: Stop drinking gin on the bus. No one likes your old-timey songs.


Take your own advice, missy.
 
2012-07-10 08:18:01 PM  

Tziva: I am pretty sure TMLO thinks in comic sans.


Could be worse...
 
2012-07-10 08:18:46 PM  

Mr_Ectomy: Tziva: I am pretty sure TMLO thinks in comic sans.

Could be worse...


I kinda like that one :X

What does that say about me?
 
2012-07-10 08:20:40 PM  
Oh noes! Papyrus!
 
2012-07-10 08:22:01 PM  
:-/
 
2012-07-10 08:24:13 PM  

Tziva: Mr_Ectomy: Tziva: I am pretty sure TMLO thinks in comic sans.

Could be worse...

I kinda like that one :X

What does that say about me?


You are in denial of Avatar and Ferngully being the same movie?
 
2012-07-10 08:26:39 PM  
Don't piss on the seat. If you do, farking clean it up you gotdamn heathen!
 
2012-07-10 08:26:58 PM  
Hey cabbie -- I tipped you twenty percent, farker. Don't look at me like I just raped your cat. You were sitting on your ass at 2am and you got a $40 fare plus tip. I might not have jacked you off, but you don't want to say thank you, stay out of the service industry.
 
2012-07-10 08:26:59 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: EggFool: Don't encourage him.

WHY DO YOU THINK I ALWAYS TYPE LIKE THIS?


Tziva: I am pretty sure TMLO thinks in comic sans.

IT'S A TERRIFYING THOUGHT PROCESS THAT I WOULD NOT WISH ON ANYBODY

THANKFULLY, I HAVE BECOME ACCUSTOMED TO IT


Since I'm stuck using my phone at the moment, this all looks like a generic Serif font.

Haha. Ha....
 
2012-07-10 08:28:52 PM  

angrymacface: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: EggFool: Don't encourage him.

WHY DO YOU THINK I ALWAYS TYPE LIKE THIS?


Tziva: I am pretty sure TMLO thinks in comic sans.

IT'S A TERRIFYING THOUGHT PROCESS THAT I WOULD NOT WISH ON ANYBODY

THANKFULLY, I HAVE BECOME ACCUSTOMED TO IT

Since I'm stuck using my phone at the moment, this all looks like a generic Serif font.

Haha. Ha....


img687.imageshack.us
 
2012-07-10 08:30:28 PM  

Mr_Ectomy: Tziva: Mr_Ectomy: Tziva: I am pretty sure TMLO thinks in comic sans.

Could be worse...

I kinda like that one :X

What does that say about me?

You are in denial of Avatar and Ferngully being the same movie?


Avatar: The Last Rainforest
 
2012-07-10 08:32:18 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: angrymacface: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: EggFool: Don't encourage him.

WHY DO YOU THINK I ALWAYS TYPE LIKE THIS?


Tziva: I am pretty sure TMLO thinks in comic sans.

IT'S A TERRIFYING THOUGHT PROCESS THAT I WOULD NOT WISH ON ANYBODY

THANKFULLY, I HAVE BECOME ACCUSTOMED TO IT

Since I'm stuck using my phone at the moment, this all looks like a generic Serif font.

Haha. Ha....


And images are turned to links.

Make your time.
Haha. Ha...
 
2012-07-10 08:34:09 PM  
When I bother taking the time to look at you and work up a fully engorged erection, don't recoil at my frottage.

What, were you raised by wolves? I was raised by bonobos this will never work out baby. But can't you just PRETEND that it could work out for five minutes?
 
2012-07-10 08:34:35 PM  
... YOU'RE A MONSTER
 
2012-07-10 08:34:37 PM  
i50.tinypic.com
 
2012-07-10 08:36:17 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: ... YOU'RE A MONSTER


Oooh, unwritten rule: never annoy TMLO to the point of being called a monster. Unless you're Julia Roberts.
 
2012-07-10 08:38:40 PM  

Mr_Ectomy: i50.tinypic.com


HAHAHAHA


angrymacface: Oooh, unwritten rule: never annoy TMLO to the point of being called a monster. Unless you're Julia Roberts.


If you're Julia Roberts, don't do this, either.

Thank you.
 
2012-07-10 08:42:30 PM  
I haven't posted this one in awhile, but just for TMLO:
homiegfunk.com
 
2012-07-10 08:42:48 PM  
farm3.staticflickr.com

Make your dog shiat in your own yard.
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2012-07-10 08:44:02 PM  
I LOVE DINOSAURRRRRRRR (Sorry I don't know his name)
 
2012-07-10 08:44:42 PM  
It bothers me when people put catsup on hamburgers. Only Miracle Whip will suffice.
 
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