Everyone should floss.

People who don't floss are gross.

melaniethepanda: If I'm walking in the neighborhood and you don't wave, I will shiv you.

At least a friendly head nod, SOMETHING.

bigpete53: EVERYONE EVERYONE EVERYONE

THIS PERSON IS UNFLAPPABLE

HE IS THE PERFECT PERSON

BOW IN REVERENCE AND AWE

I was expecting to see this as a response to a kwame post...

knobcreek: Yes, both of these, and nearly everything else morons do in airports, including slowing to a crawl in the middle of the walkway to check the flight monitor. PULL OVER ASSHOLE

Agree.

birdmanesq: melaniethepanda: birdmanesq: I hate it when assholes give totally unsolicited culinary advice.

Assholes.

I'll solicit your asshole anytime I damn well please.

I sent your paramour a ream of suggestions, by the way.

/I'M THE ASSHOLE.

Never put "ream" and "asshole" in such close proximity again.

otherwise, take the elevator, you lazy f*ck!

netizencain: Have a little situational awareness and move yourself out of everyone's way you bastard.

How about you have the situational awareness to realize someone has stopped in front of you and you should adjust accordingly?

LineNoise: Grown adults should not be splitting a check in an itemized fashion. If there are 4 of you, and the total is $100, you each put in $25

Or how about, as a waiter/waitress, you ask before you start taking orders and save us the trouble.
If you don't ask, and plop down a check in front of all of us, we're going to give it back and say split it up properly. If you say you can't, then I'm going to take it up to my register, hand you my card, and tell you to only use this card to do my portion of the meal. If you say you can't then I'll buy everyone's meal and not a single one of us will ever come back, because you're all terrible terrible people.

If you refuse to order french fries or ice cream or some kind of bad-for-you treat, that's fine, but don't do it on the pretense of "I'll just have some of yours."

I grew up in a family with 3 brothers. Every meal was like a farking war zone and I've been known to engage in some dirty pool to get my food. Grabbing some of my food off my plate conjures up some bad memories, and you might just draw your hand back to discover a fork sticking out of it.

thejoyofpi: Never put "ream" and "asshole" in such close proximity again.

I accidentally read this first as Team Asshole.

/TEAM ASSHOLE

If you are overweight or obese you have lost all Bluetooth options. You hold your phone, fat lazy fu(k.

99.9% of abrupt stops.

If you're getting attacked by a bee, that's one thing.

If you can easily take stock of your surroundings and go off to the side so that you don't get me to trip over yourself, do it.


middleoftheday: Kyro: I get a little annoyed at people that break off one banana and leave it behind.

Who's going to buy that lone banana?

I initially just scrolled past this and wasn't going to comment, but come on. Who does this? What life-situation is it that one banana is your tipping point?

<sub>I'd buy that lone banana.

I have empathy and stuff.

:-/</sub>


birdmanesq: Seriously, people, how hard is it to simply walk to the right side of things? Stairs, sidewalks, hallways, pedways, walkways, boardwalks, paths, etc.

I don't get ornery easily.

That, though, makes me ornery.

YOU DON'T DRIVE LIKE THAT, PEOPLE, SO DON'T WALK LIKE THAT

I'll make an exception for those people from countries where they drive on the left-hand side. I can forgive that.

It really annoys me when people spell the name of Mohandas Gandhi as "Ghandi".

Orthography is something I am often willing to overlook but the persistence of this error confounds me.

Kyro: I think it's funny when 20 people all funnel through the center automatic doors, and nobody bothers with the manual doors on each side.

You dicks.

I also find it funny when the escalator is completely crammed full of people, and the stairway right next to it doesn't have a soul on it.
I usually saunter up the stairs with a haters gonna hate walk when this happens.

Oh, and if you are in an organized race/run stick to the back if you are slow. If you are running with a friend who is slower, move to their corral, don't bring them to yours. I don't feel like tripping over people for the first mile of the 5k.

Kyro: I think it's funny when 20 people all funnel through the center automatic doors, and nobody bothers with the manual doors on each side.

You dicks.

I'm guessing they don't want to touch germy handles

Chastain86: If you refuse to order french fries or ice cream or some kind of bad-for-you treat, that's fine, but don't do it on the pretense of "I'll just have some of yours."