DON'T BOWL AT THE SAME TIME AS THE PERSON IN THE NEXT LANE YOU JERK

A reacharound is kind of expected, d-bag.

When in a MMF, don't look into the other guy's eyes.

If a rule was important it would be written down.

when the power is out and idiots can't figure out how to round robin at the intersection.

This should be good.

Pass it clockwise.

Don't talk on your phone in the bathroom unless you want me to flush the toilet 12 times on purpose. I don't even care if that's bad for the environment.

Tips are optional and for good service, entitled waitress.

The speed limit is x mph, GO FARKING X MPH.

Don't enter an elevator until the people exiting the elevator have GOTTEN THE fark OFF THE ELEVATOR FIRST!

After busting ass with such force that it leaves a smoke trail, don't look among the crowd for someone else to take the blame.

/I never learn

Slower traffic keep right.

Always maintain a buffer urinal when possible.

Don't bite your fork.

Take you shoes off when entering the house, this isn't a damn barn.

Hey dickbag! No, you cannot control your dog verbally when you are inside your house and it is roaming about the neighborhood pooping everywhere.

Alternate merge, goddamit.

If there are three urinals, DO NOT use the middle one unless the other two are occupied.

AmazinTim: Stop talking to me when we are shoulder to shoulder with our dongs hanging out. Also, don't talk to me at the urinal.

I never talk to a man with my cock in my hand. Bathroom Rule #1
Buffer urinal / Buffer crapper if possible. Bathroom Rule #2

Starryeyes: Don't bite your fork.

AH FARK. Just thinking about that makes me twitch.

I hate it when assholes give totally unsolicited culinary advice.

Assholes.

netizencain: Don't enter an elevator until the people exiting the elevator have GOTTEN THE fark OFF THE ELEVATOR FIRST!

Grown men who get knocked on their asses by a petite female exiting the elevator because they are txting tend not to make that mistake again.

I know I sh*t my pants, you don't have to stare.

Just cut my farking hair. If I wanted to talk, I'd call a friend.

netizencain: Don't enter an elevator until the people exiting the elevator have GOTTEN THE fark OFF THE ELEVATOR FIRST!

I would like to add: If the elevator is full and you're waiting for the next one, don't push the elevator button again until the full one has left, numbnuts.

Always use quicklime when burying a body, come on!

hatelabs: when the power is out and idiots can't figure out how to round robin at the intersection.


pretty sure there is a written rule and you have it wrong.

People that chew ice cream are animals and should be rounded up.

Purelilac: Just cut my farking hair. If I wanted to talk, I'd call a friend.

Point the conversation to something disturbing and they'll usually pipe down.

Taking $300 of groceries through the self check-out. Goddamn you.

Adding to cashier abuse: People that exceed the express lane item limit going through the line anyway. Or ignoring that a cashier has turned off their light and is trying to leave.

Ladies, just because we happen to be in a women's restroom at the same time for some reason, that does not indicate the universe wishes that you share your gynecological woes with me.

"Oh, you're childless and barren and the endometrial pain is worse than childbirth (you've read)? Interesting. I am a lesbian. Excuse me, gotta go..."

netizencain: Don't enter an elevator until the people exiting the elevator have GOTTEN THE fark OFF THE ELEVATOR FIRST!

Amazing isn't it.

Don't slurp your coffee from your sippy cup like some kid with a bowl of soup. Drink you coffee with out the noise.

Move the fark out of the way of ambulances and fire trucks are flying down the street with lights on. I don't care what lane, what side of the road. Someone's mom or kid's life may depend on it and your not smart enough to predict the actions of an emergency vehicle... so just pull to the shoulder and farking wait until they are past.

It's fire season. What the hell do you think you're doing flicking your cigarette butts out the window of your car, you stupid twat

Ladies... it's okay to expect a man to open a door or let you enter the elevator first. But you better goddamn say, "Thank You."

Mrs.Sharpier: Don't sit side by side in a booth, I don't give a shiat how "in love" you are.

My wife and I sit side by side at restaurants.

InfamousBLT: Not using your turn signal.

Oh wait, that is a written rule, AND YOU STILL ARE TOO LAZY TO MOVE YOUR HAND 3 FARKING INCHES WHEN YOU TURN OR CHANGE LANES YOU WANKER.

I can't use my signal and text at the same time! Gawd!