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(Globe and Mail)   Ron Jeremy: Double-Naught Spy   (theglobeandmail.com) divider line 28
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2012-07-10 04:48:37 PM
Nut nut.
 
2012-07-10 04:49:22 PM
Ron Jeremy: Double-Naught Balloon Knot Spy

FTFY
 
2012-07-10 04:51:53 PM
Ok, forget the Ron Jeremy angle for a moment... animal rights activists can apprehend you? Sure, the bastard was killing kittens. That's probably illegal in California or whatever, but I assume this guy was operating out of Canada. Assuming the animal rights activists were coordinating with the police, how can they press charges for something that happened in another country where it might have been legal?
 
2012-07-10 04:53:09 PM
What a wuss
 
2012-07-10 05:01:56 PM

cgraves67: Ok, forget the Ron Jeremy angle for a moment... animal rights activists can apprehend you? Sure, the bastard was killing kittens. That's probably illegal in California or whatever, but I assume this guy was operating out of Canada. Assuming the animal rights activists were coordinating with the police, how can they press charges for something that happened in another country where it might have been legal?


"You have neither the right nor the authority to detain me. I am fully within my rights to resist you by any means up to and including the use of deadly force."
 
2012-07-10 05:07:56 PM
Dash Riprock, Biff Steel, Crunch Hardtack or Bolt Upright? Why were all the 'Hollywood' male actors on Beverly Hillbillies named like porn stars?

naught from naught leaves naught. don't bother me when I'm cypherin'
 
2012-07-10 05:09:38 PM
I'll only watch that movie if it involves Raven Riley.
 
2012-07-10 05:10:49 PM
I don't get the big deal, I kill a few kittens every time there's a BIE thread....
 
2012-07-10 05:33:13 PM
I'm just glad he didn't go thru with it. Can you imagine the disaster if Ron Jeremy got shot during a police sting? The toxic spill cleanup alone could cost billions.
 
2012-07-10 05:35:19 PM
ftfa: "... to be arrested by a group of hard-nosed animal rights activists"

ummmm.... i think the word there is "kidnap," not "arrest."
 
2012-07-10 05:48:21 PM
I'm glad the douche finally killed a human. This way no more animals can be harmed by him.
I like kittens way more than people.
 
2012-07-10 05:53:59 PM
How could Ron Jeremy work with a group that doesn't eat meat?
 
2012-07-10 06:06:17 PM

cgraves67: Ok, forget the Ron Jeremy angle for a moment... animal rights activists can apprehend you? Sure, the bastard was killing kittens. That's probably illegal in California or whatever, but I assume this guy was operating out of Canada. Assuming the animal rights activists were coordinating with the police, how can they press charges for something that happened in another country where it might have been legal?


Heh.
 
2012-07-10 06:09:02 PM

Bronzemom: I'm glad the douche finally killed a human. This way no more animals can be harmed by him.
I like kittens way more than people.


amen to that. and i still have more respect for Ron Jeremy than i have for anyone who ever served in WashDC.
 
2012-07-10 06:23:14 PM
So Canada doesn't have any animal rights laws? You can't present evidence to a legally recognised body, or a recognised (and liked) animal protection group that could present the evidence to the police?

Oh, wait... it was a couple of people from PETA... They've decided they're above the law...
 
2012-07-10 06:31:02 PM
FTFA: Mr. Jeremy, an active animal-rights campaigner, wanted to help out, but was uncomfortable with the whole idea of being the bait... "It's like an episode from some TV show. The [guy] comes to the set with lube in one hand and his schmeckle in the other thinking he has a job, and the cops tackle him to the ground. That's good for the movies. That doesn't work in real life."

Well, it "doesn't work in real life" if the bait chickens out, no. But otherwise this sounds like it was a pretty workable plan.
 
2012-07-10 06:46:16 PM
I learned a new euphemism today! Heh heh, schmeckle.
 
2012-07-10 06:58:17 PM

KrispyKritter: Bronzemom: I'm glad the douche finally killed a human. This way no more animals can be harmed by him.
I like kittens way more than people.

amen to that. and i still have more respect for Ron Jeremy than i have for anyone who ever served in WashDC.


He can suck his own peen. Maybe he is a politician.
 
2012-07-10 07:00:55 PM
WTF is up with the new Globe and Mail logo? I liked the old one better.
 
2012-07-10 07:52:27 PM

JasonOfOrillia: WTF is up with the new Globe and Mail logo? I liked the old one better.


The old one was classier for sure.

Now, as for Ron Jeremy - he coulda saved a human life, but he wimped out? Oh c'mon, he has to be a bit more masculine than that if he is doing straight pr0n, right?
 
2012-07-10 08:45:53 PM
I wish to hell he would hurry up and die already. I hate that farkwad.
 
2012-07-10 09:04:28 PM
009.5
 
2012-07-10 09:56:42 PM
I don't see this any different than asking any other actor to do something like this. I don't blame him for not doing it, they told him straight up that it was possible that he could be hurt/killed. He's an actor (even if he does pron) not a cop or a spy, and I don't see him as a chicken for bowing out.

I sure as hell wouldn't do it, outside my area of expertise and training. Now, if they wanted me to do a Pastel portrait of the kitten killer...
 
2012-07-10 11:06:08 PM

StoPPeRmobile: He can suck his own peen. Maybe he is a politician.


Well, he used to be able to, anyway. Joe Rogan had an excellent bit about how it was so overrated, that Ron chose sandwiches over sucking his own dick when his gut got in the way.
 
2012-07-11 02:32:07 AM
Ron Jeremy will return in:
The Man With The Golden Shower
Stinkfinger
You Only Come Twice
The Twink Who Loved Me
 
2012-07-11 04:33:03 AM
If Magnotta had shown up, been apprehended, convicted, jailed briefly, and then committed the murder after his release, everyone would be explaining how the whole thing was his reaction to the conviction and self-congratulatingly putting half the blame on Jeremy for driving Magnotta over the edge.
 
2012-07-11 04:51:12 AM
He'll always be Jizz Master Zero to me...

/fairly obscure
 
2012-07-11 06:23:31 AM

StoPPeRmobile: KrispyKritter: Bronzemom: I'm glad the douche finally killed a human. This way no more animals can be harmed by him.
I like kittens way more than people.

amen to that. and i still have more respect for Ron Jeremy than i have for anyone who ever served in WashDC.

He can suck his own peen. Maybe he is a politician.


Some years back he revealed that while he could do this when he was younger, he's unable to do it as he got older. He's just not as flexible & limber as he was in his youth.
 
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