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(LA Times)   Katie Holmes used a Jason Bourne move to start the ball rolling on her divorce   (latimesblogs.latimes.com) divider line 88
    More: Cool, Tom Cruise, visitation rights, Ex-wife  
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2012-07-10 04:26:36 PM  
She got shot, amnesia and took a swim all at the same time?
 
2012-07-10 04:28:30 PM  
Holmes wanted guarantees in the settlement to ensure nothing is done while their daughter is with Cruise that would "alienate" Suri from her, the sources said.

Good luck with that. That's how he pulled his kids with Kidman over to the dark side.
 
2012-07-10 04:30:02 PM  
She filed it so quickly the camera couldn't even get the action shots and left the audience wondering how the hell that bad guy died?
 
2012-07-10 04:31:15 PM  
She's farking Matt Damon?
 
2012-07-10 04:31:23 PM  

Diogenes: Holmes wanted guarantees in the settlement to ensure nothing is done while their daughter is with Cruise that would "alienate" Suri from her, the sources said.

Good luck with that. That's how he pulled his kids with Kidman over to the dark side.


Yea but Kidman just kinda rolled over and took it though. I'm pretty sure Katie actually learned from that whole debacle and is prepared.
 
2012-07-10 04:34:30 PM  

I_C_Weener: She's farking Matt Damon?


MATT DAMON!!
 
2012-07-10 04:36:16 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Diogenes: Holmes wanted guarantees in the settlement to ensure nothing is done while their daughter is with Cruise that would "alienate" Suri from her, the sources said.

Good luck with that. That's how he pulled his kids with Kidman over to the dark side.

Yea but Kidman just kinda rolled over and took it though. I'm pretty sure Katie actually learned from that whole debacle and is prepared.


I tend to agree, but it makes me wonder why she allowed herself to get sucked in in the first place.
 
2012-07-10 04:39:25 PM  
She used a burner phone, and that's the connection? That's like saying someone pulled a Die Hard because they took their shoes off in their hotel room.
 
2012-07-10 04:40:31 PM  
"...Scientology is not a valid religion, so we're going to award [sole spiritual custody] to Katie Holmes," Taub said.


see, even the court says so

/isn't taking things out of context fun
 
2012-07-10 04:41:06 PM  
im.videosearch.rediff.com
 
2012-07-10 04:47:35 PM  
i was hoping she'd beaten the crap out of tom with a rolled up magazine.
 
2012-07-10 04:55:40 PM  
She replaced herself with Jeremy Renner?

No wonder Tom agreed on the settlement so quickly.
 
2012-07-10 05:04:46 PM  
Ewwww, she touched a filthy TracFone? She lost all of her Apple cred!
 
2012-07-10 05:05:57 PM  
with2ys.com

Using a throwaway cellphone is more of a Wire move than a Bourne move.
 
2012-07-10 05:27:40 PM  

.
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*shaky cam* DIVORCE PROCEEDINGS *shaky cam*


.
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2012-07-10 05:34:18 PM  
The longer this story goes, the more I realize she had to have been tricked into marrying him. That, or she was temporarily insane. There's no way anyone sane would do that.
 
2012-07-10 05:43:13 PM  
Scientology has only one tactic in such circumstances: Attack, destroy, and annihilate. But the moment they start on Katie they will lose the battle. What to do? What to do?
 
2012-07-10 05:43:26 PM  
Walter White move.
 
2012-07-10 05:57:11 PM  

vernonFL: [with2ys.com image 506x316]

Using a throwaway cellphone is more of a Wire move than a Bourne move.


She truly is the Omar Little of this story, with the ending unknown of course.

Well played, Katie, well played.
 
2012-07-10 06:06:01 PM  

marcpen: Scientology has only one tactic in such circumstances: Attack, destroy, and annihilate. But the moment they start on Katie they will lose the battle. What to do? What to do?


Drug her up and dump her in the middle of the street. Make sure there are people to take pictures. Get the kid removed and watch her crash. Then offer her help and take credit for saving her life.
 
2012-07-10 06:21:43 PM  
Anyone else waiting for her to die in a car crash or some other 'explainable' way?
 
2012-07-10 06:21:44 PM  
The Stealth Hippopotamus:

Drug her up and dump her in the middle of the street.....

That would be their tactics if they still had hold of her - and she knew it which is why she would have had a crack team of bodyguards waiting on the outside when she slipped her Scientology minders.
I wouldn't like to be in their shoes right now. They are almost certainly in 'The Hole' where they'll spend the rest of their miserable lives being punchbags for David Miscavige.
 
2012-07-10 06:42:00 PM  
That sounds...

*puts on shades*

... shaky to me.


YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
 
2012-07-10 06:44:00 PM  

Quasar: She used a burner phone, and that's the connection? That's like saying someone pulled a Die Hard because they took their shoes off in their hotel room.


I totally pulled a Rocky move in that I ran up a staircase.
 
2012-07-10 07:30:01 PM  

basemetal: Ewwww, she touched a filthy TracFone? She lost all of her Apple cred!


Even worse than using a Tracfone, a NET10 phone.


*Tracfone user*
 
2012-07-10 07:55:52 PM  
She switched cell phones with her divorce lawyer?
 
2012-07-10 08:06:36 PM  
All religions have cult-like aspects to them, but $cientology is as close as you're going to get to the Peoples' Temple, Grape Flavor-Aid not included. Everything I've ever heard or read about them scares the shiat out of me. When I left the Catholic Church, I didn't see priests in SUVs tailing me, going through my garbage, or threatening me with guns. Anything I had said to a priest in confession, the rare times I went, wasn't held over my head by the cardinal of the diocese as blackmail. I just left, and that was that. Try and leave these wackjobs, and you'll wish you'd never been born.

I'm glad she got out and with her daughter.
 
2012-07-10 08:08:41 PM  
I heard she pulled a Terminator and told Cruise she would be back.
 
2012-07-10 08:10:46 PM  
I wonder? How many more women will Tom Cruise prey on? You would think by now everyone would stay away from his brand of crazy..
 
2012-07-10 08:16:12 PM  

Greenbeanx: I wonder? How many more women will Tom Cruise prey on? You would think by now everyone would stay away from his brand of crazy..


Oh, don't worry. There'll be some very young thing that will fall for his line of BS. Each wife gets younger and younger, and less likely to keep up with the news from his last failed relationships.
 
2012-07-10 08:17:08 PM  

Diogenes: scottydoesntknow: Diogenes: Holmes wanted guarantees in the settlement to ensure nothing is done while their daughter is with Cruise that would "alienate" Suri from her, the sources said.

Good luck with that. That's how he pulled his kids with Kidman over to the dark side.

Yea but Kidman just kinda rolled over and took it though. I'm pretty sure Katie actually learned from that whole debacle and is prepared.

I tend to agree, but it makes me wonder why she allowed herself to get sucked in in the first place.




$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
 
2012-07-10 08:17:54 PM  

Greenbeanx: I wonder? How many more women will Tom Cruise prey on? You would think by now everyone would stay away from his brand of crazy..


I predict that his next target will be Carly Rae Jepsen.

/You're into Xenu? That sounds crazy!
But here's my number....Call me maybe?
 
2012-07-10 08:18:34 PM  

vernonFL: Using a throwaway cellphone is more of a Wire move than a Bourne move.


Burners!
 
2012-07-10 08:28:07 PM  

Greenbeanx: I wonder? How many more women will Tom Cruise prey on? You would think by now everyone would stay away from his brand of crazy..


Well it's not like he has sex with them or anything
 
2012-07-10 08:30:28 PM  

Coco LaFemme: Anything I had said to a priest in confession, the rare times I went, wasn't held over my head by the cardinal of the diocese as blackmail.


Catholics take the secrecy of Confession pretty damn seriously.
 
2012-07-10 08:31:35 PM  

Diogenes: I tend to agree, but it makes me wonder why she allowed herself to get sucked in in the first place.


I always figured she wanted to build a physically perfect child and needed another set of genes.
 
2012-07-10 08:32:01 PM  

Greenbeanx: I wonder? How many more women will Tom Cruise prey on? You would think by now everyone would stay away from his brand of crazy..


Next target:

img2.timeinc.net

Before you say it'll never happen remember, this chick banged Macauley Culkin for several years.
 
2012-07-10 08:32:44 PM  
I'm so happy that Cruise did not get the chance to fark up Penelope Cruz. I guess Katie didn't think it all the way through that a relationship with Tom and Scientology would be simple.
 
2012-07-10 08:37:15 PM  

vernonFL: [with2ys.com image 506x316]

Using a throwaway cellphone is more of a Wire move than a Bourne move.


That's right.

/where my whistle at?
 
2012-07-10 08:44:57 PM  

vernonFL: [with2ys.com image 506x316]

Using a throwaway cellphone is more of a Wire move than a Bourne move.


Yeah but Omar's crew never used burners, they just texted photos. It was the Barksdale crew that got undone because of burners.
 
2012-07-10 08:51:27 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: G
Before you say it'll never happen remember, this chick banged Macauley Culkin for several years.


She's too smart and down to earth to marry Tom Cruise. My money is on Taylor Swift.
 
2012-07-10 08:52:43 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Greenbeanx: I wonder? How many more women will Tom Cruise prey on? You would think by now everyone would stay away from his brand of crazy..

Next target:

[img2.timeinc.net image 300x400]

Before you say it'll never happen remember, this chick banged Macauley Culkin for several years.


Pfft....I'll see your MK and raise you Victoria Justice. The latter's naïveté barometer is probably higher than the former's.
 
2012-07-10 09:03:05 PM  

cherryl taggart: Greenbeanx: I wonder? How many more women will Tom Cruise prey on? You would think by now everyone would stay away from his brand of crazy..

Oh, don't worry. There'll be some very young thing that will fall for his line of BS. Each wife gets younger and younger, and less likely to keep up with the news from his last failed relationships.



eighties.weebly.com
No, Tommy gets older his wives stay the same age..
 
2012-07-10 09:04:06 PM  

scottydoesntknow: She filed it so quickly the camera couldn't even get the action shots and left the audience wondering how the hell that bad guy died?


gopher321: .
.

*shaky cam* DIVORCE PROCEEDINGS *shaky cam*

.
.


Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: That sounds...

*puts on shades*

... shaky to me.


YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH


images.zap2it.com

Doesn't get the joke
 
2012-07-10 09:08:15 PM  
She stuffed a magazine into a toaster?
 
2012-07-10 09:11:44 PM  

vernonFL: [with2ys.com image 506x316]

Using a throwaway cellphone is more of a Wire move than a Bourne move.


Came to say this. Leaving knowing that at least some things are still right with this farked up world.
 
2012-07-10 09:12:59 PM  

Umokay: vernonFL: [with2ys.com image 506x316]

Using a throwaway cellphone is more of a Wire move than a Bourne move.

Came to say this. Leaving knowing that at least some things are still right with this farked up world.


BTW, "that was for Joe!"
 
2012-07-10 09:14:59 PM  

kbronsito: i was hoping she'd beaten the crap out of tom with a rolled up magazine.


Or strangle him to death with a towel.
 
2012-07-10 09:33:15 PM  

Lsherm: Coco LaFemme: Anything I had said to a priest in confession, the rare times I went, wasn't held over my head by the cardinal of the diocese as blackmail.

Catholics take the secrecy of Confession pretty damn seriously.



FTFA: "When Father Timothy Mockaitis heard inmate Conan Wayne Hale's sacramental confession on April 22, 1996, he had no idea it was being recorded."

Some things are sacred, and that's one of them. Priests do not play favorites when it comes to Confession, which is why Confession is so important and so powerful. Nobody gets to bribe their way into a priest's confidences on that one, the Innocent and the Guilty are treated the same, the poor and the rich, the popular and the scapegoats, the beloved and the hated.

Yes, this is one the Catholic Church got right. It's more sacred than Guest Law and a little more sacred than Sanctuary. State was in the wrong. State plays favorites with shiat like that. Not the Church.

If the State wanted to secretly record shiat, they needed to find another way to do it.

/is it Kosher for the State to send agents pretending to be Priests in, and since they aren't real Priests, they aren't bound by sacred duty?.
 
2012-07-10 10:29:36 PM  

fusillade762: kbronsito: i was hoping she'd beaten the crap out of tom with a rolled up magazine.

Or strangle him to death with a towel.


Or T bone him in his car into the base of a bridge with a land rover.
 
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