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(The Sun)   At 74, Jane Fonda's sex life has never been more fulfilling because of rampant sex, in case you were wondering   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 209
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2012-07-10 05:04:26 PM
Can't someone please just shoot this traitourous biatch already?

kthxbye.
 
2012-07-10 05:11:28 PM
Rampant sex means you do it with only one foot on the ground, right?
 
2012-07-10 05:23:02 PM
Still no motor in the back of her Honda though.
 
2012-07-10 05:23:54 PM

gopher321: Can't someone please just shoot this traitourous biatch already?

kthxbye.


so after her it's then we can off Rumsfeld, North, and Cheney?
 
2012-07-10 05:24:13 PM
Can someone remind my why on earth I would care?
 
2012-07-10 05:24:19 PM

gopher321: Can't someone please just shoot this traitourous biatch already?

kthxbye.


^THIS
 
2012-07-10 05:24:19 PM

gopher321: Can't someone please just shoot this traitourous biatch already?

kthxbye.


You're a douchebag.
 
2012-07-10 05:24:42 PM
Yeah thanks, I didn't need to know that, Jane.
 
2012-07-10 05:24:48 PM
Really? She must have moved to North Vietnam to whore herself out again.
 
2012-07-10 05:25:53 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: Really? She must have moved to North Vietnam to whore herself out again.


That's a slam on Vietnamese whores everywhere. You should apologize.
 
2012-07-10 05:26:29 PM

Evil Twin Skippy: Can someone remind my why on earth I would care?


Because of the 60s, man! The 60s! Back when I wasn't old!
 
2012-07-10 05:26:39 PM
She's a GILF (or GGILF?) that I'd like to get intimate with.

/And you cons who are still sore about Jane, she's still correct: we shouldn't have been there.
 
2012-07-10 05:27:04 PM
For those who don't know who Adele is, just do a YouTube search and see for yourself.
 
2012-07-10 05:27:55 PM
Uh huh. And the movie/book/TV show she's promoting is....?
 
2012-07-10 05:27:57 PM
In other news, Alex Van Halen changed his name to Richard Perry...
 
2012-07-10 05:28:09 PM
Fark me runnin. Wrong thread.

sorry

kthnxby
 
2012-07-10 05:28:19 PM
Jane Fonda and her daddy issues:
jasonjeffrey.files.wordpress.com
I would rather hear about Abe Vigoda's sex life.
 
2012-07-10 05:29:35 PM
I just threw up a little in my mouth
 
2012-07-10 05:30:18 PM

dericwater: She's a GILF (or GGILF?) that I'd like to get intimate with.

/And you cons who are still sore about Jane, she's still correct: we shouldn't have been there.


That doesn't matter....you don't give aid and comfort to the enemy. She should have stayed over there.
 
2012-07-10 05:30:20 PM
i.imgur.com

/for her, not me
 
2012-07-10 05:32:46 PM

gopher321: Can't someone please just shoot this traitourous biatch already?

kthxbye.


Yes. THIS!
 
2012-07-10 05:33:00 PM
Well I guess she's past the 20 minute workout...
 
2012-07-10 05:33:09 PM
I thought she died the same day as Michael Jackson... o_o'
 
2012-07-10 05:35:42 PM
I was against the Vietnam War and I want to see this biatch with an axe buried in her head.

/It's not treason to be against a war.
//It is treason if you go over to the enemy side and help them make propaganda films.
 
2012-07-10 05:36:03 PM
Still like Cat Ballou and Barbarella even if it was long ago and far away.

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-07-10 05:36:27 PM

The_Sponge: dericwater: She's a GILF (or GGILF?) that I'd like to get intimate with.

/And you cons who are still sore about Jane, she's still correct: we shouldn't have been there.

That doesn't matter....you don't give aid and comfort to the enemy. She should have stayed over there.


That. I'm one of the libbiest libs whoever libbed, but I cannot defend this woman. There's a difference between protesting the war and doing propaganda broadcasts for the other side.
 
2012-07-10 05:36:57 PM
This would have been news.
50 years ago.
 
2012-07-10 05:37:35 PM
The Sun was there - exploring the cave of the unknown.

"Take another turn on the windless and keep the slack out of that line - I'm going in..."
 
2012-07-10 05:39:16 PM
Is this where I say "Communist Traitor Biatch"????cdn.firearmstalk.com
 
2012-07-10 05:39:49 PM
Nothing she did should have rated any more than a disgusted look and a Red Foreman "Dumbass." Anyone getting any more worked up over it is just indulging their love of being OUTRAGED over something. It's like stretching the daily 5 minute Hate out to 30+ years.
 
2012-07-10 05:42:16 PM

gopher321: Can't someone please just shoot this traitourous biatch already?

kthxbye.


ANYONE WHO EXPRESSES A POLITICAL VIEW CONTRADICTORY TO MINE MUST DIE!!!
 
2012-07-10 05:42:51 PM
Let's see how the old gal looks.

www.nerve.com

How can I best put it in more contemporary terms...

i257.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-10 05:43:42 PM
Lessee - "traitorous" in the Boobies. Yep, we're done here.
 
2012-07-10 05:44:27 PM
Honest question: what kind of difficulties happen with sex when you're 70 or 80? Like men have trouble with erections, but do women still orgasm just as easily as when they were younger, etc?
 
2012-07-10 05:45:40 PM

LowbrowDeluxe: Nothing she did should have rated any more than a disgusted look and a Red Foreman "Dumbass." Anyone getting any more worked up over it is just indulging their love of being OUTRAGED over something. It's like stretching the daily 5 minute Hate out to 30+ years.


Sorry, I beg to disagree. I had friends who were beaten by their guards SPECIFIALLY because of her visit. She aided and abetted an enemy of the U.S.
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2012-07-10 05:45:54 PM

Jackpot777: Let's see how the old gal looks.

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How can I best put it in more contemporary terms...

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I dunno man. Those spandex might be holding in a world of hurt.
 
2012-07-10 05:46:06 PM
The whole posing for a photograph sitting on top of an anti-aircraft gun was ill-advised, but we never should have been there in the first place.Not to mention that if we hadn't been such a bunch of arrogant colonialist idiots who thought that history began with contact with the west, we would have known that Ho Chi Minh allied himself with the Soviets because he was smart enough to know that the best way to make sure that China wouldn't be tempted to invade was to get a superpower as an ally and the US wasn't interested in being allies with a communist. But we were so myopically focused on the Cold War that we couldn't see that it had nothing to do with the domino theory and everything to do with Vietnam's deep distrust of China because of the whole thousand year Chinese occupation thing.

/going to the Vietnamese Military Museum tomorrow, really want to take a picture sitting on an anti-aircraft gun
//I'd really never be able to get elected president if I did though, it's not the kind of thing you joke about
 
2012-07-10 05:46:45 PM

DeltaPunch: Honest question: what kind of difficulties happen with sex when you're 70 or 80? Like men have trouble with erections, but do women still orgasm just as easily as when they were younger, etc?


Broken hips due to osteoporosis maybe. Or incontinence at the moment of orgasm, or persistent dry twat or something or other.
 
2012-07-10 05:46:53 PM
Goodnight, Jane Fonda
 
2012-07-10 05:47:26 PM

LowbrowDeluxe: Nothing she did should have rated any more than a disgusted look and a Red Foreman "Dumbass." Anyone getting any more worked up over it is just indulging their love of being OUTRAGED over something. It's like stretching the daily 5 minute Hate out to 30+ years.


Well at least your username is correct.
 
2012-07-10 05:47:44 PM

AirborneBuckeye: LowbrowDeluxe: Nothing she did should have rated any more than a disgusted look and a Red Foreman "Dumbass." Anyone getting any more worked up over it is just indulging their love of being OUTRAGED over something. It's like stretching the daily 5 minute Hate out to 30+ years.

Sorry, I beg to disagree. I had friends who were beaten by their guards SPECIFIALLY because of her visit. She aided and abetted an enemy of the U.S.
Link
Link
Link


I don't think those first two links are helping your case.
 
2012-07-10 05:47:49 PM

The_Sponge: dericwater: She's a GILF (or GGILF?) that I'd like to get intimate with.

/And you cons who are still sore about Jane, she's still correct: we shouldn't have been there.

That doesn't matter....you don't give aid and comfort to the enemy. She should have stayed over there.


Indeed.

From the US Constitution:
Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort. No Person shall be convicted of Treason unless on the Testimony of two Witnesses to the same overt Act, or on Confession in open Court. The Congress shall have Power to declare the Punishment of Treason, but no Attainder of Treason shall work Corruption of Blood, or Forfeiture except during the Life of the Person attainted.

Argue all you want about if we should/shouldn't have been there, the point that many (not just Vets) are united on is that you don't go and participate in the PR campaign of the enemy. If the Constitution is indeed the foundation of the United States' legal system, then such a blatant violation of it should have never been allowed. This has absolutely nothing to do with if you agree or disagree about the US being in Vietnam. This is about the Law, and the fact that being rich or famous should not exempt you from following it and, if necessary, being punished for it.

If she had returned and been punished, I wouldn't care less about if someone argued that whatever punishment she received was appropriate. She wasn't punished at all. What made her so damn special?

I have a lot of respect for people who will stand behind their beliefs and try to change things. Part of the protest itself is the risk of punishment, and being defiant enough to accept that risk. Whether I agree with their position or not, I will respect the depth of their convictions. She deserves no such respect, as she never stood accountable for her actions.

/Still pissed that my local VFW post doesn't have Hanoi Jane urinal targets any more.
 
2012-07-10 05:48:38 PM
Who gives a shiat what hanoi jane wants/says.

thank you.
 
2012-07-10 05:48:40 PM

rickycal78: DeltaPunch: Honest question: what kind of difficulties happen with sex when you're 70 or 80? Like men have trouble with erections, but do women still orgasm just as easily as when they were younger, etc?

Broken hips due to osteoporosis maybe. Or incontinence at the moment of orgasm, or persistent dry twat or something or other.


Great. Then there's no need to ask "did you come", unless you lost your sense of smell.
 
2012-07-10 05:50:16 PM

DeltaPunch: Like men have trouble with erections, but do women still orgasm just as easily as when they were younger, etc?


Gramma always did, but I just took it as a compliment.
 
2012-07-10 05:51:00 PM

The_Sponge: dericwater: She's a GILF (or GGILF?) that I'd like to get intimate with.

/And you cons who are still sore about Jane, she's still correct: we shouldn't have been there.

That doesn't matter....you don't give aid and comfort to the enemy. She should have stayed over there.


Tell that to the neo cons, who basically helped Iran during the hostage crisis, who helped Saddam, who abetted the departure of key saudis after the 9/11, who allowed OBL to get out of Tora Bora, who funneled money and weapons in the Iran Contra...

BTW, she didn't give aid and comfort so much as been there to denounce the presence of US troops in SE Asia. She's a hero for speaking out against an atrocity and when an atrocity is committed, even by your home team, it must be pointed out as such.
 
2012-07-10 05:53:27 PM
I misread her lovers name as Richard Petty.
Oh, and what El Freak said.
 
2012-07-10 05:54:01 PM

gopher321: Can't someone please just shoot this traitourous biatch already?

kthxbye.


Done in one. Thanks.
 
2012-07-10 05:54:05 PM

gopher321: Can't someone please just shoot this traitourous biatch already?

kthxbye.


You sound REALLY old. My *grandfather* biatches about Jane Fonda. He also forwards emails to the family about the UN takeover of America under Obama.

Get over it, crazy person.
 
2012-07-10 05:54:21 PM

MAYORBOB:
I would rather hear about Abe Vigoda's sex life.



www.scottstander.com

Well then pull up a chair, young fella. I'll tell you about the time I bent Tippi Hedren over park bench and plowed her in the ass...dry.

Now that I think of it...that's basically the story. Can you shut the door on your way out? There's a draft.
 
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