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2012-07-10 03:20:14 PM
Yeah, I think Mike Hunt ran off with it.
 
2012-07-10 03:21:04 PM
No, and subby probably hasn't either
 
2012-07-10 03:24:15 PM
I think a Farkette has it. You should go to Helen Hunt for it.
 
2012-07-10 03:44:18 PM
Ask Mike Rotch, I hear he knows Macaque well.
 
2012-07-10 04:06:26 PM
this will get ugly, and we will all be lucky to live through it.
 
2012-07-10 06:11:17 PM
I think Hugh Jasz might know where it is...
 
2012-07-10 06:24:52 PM
I think it was looking for Amanda Hugankiss.
 
2012-07-10 06:28:07 PM
Sorry, my microscope broke.
 
2012-07-10 06:28:46 PM
I hope it's not in maipanz.
 
2012-07-10 06:29:20 PM
He's running for Senate again.
 
2012-07-10 06:29:31 PM
Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt.
 
2012-07-10 06:31:15 PM
Heywood knows whar it's at.
 
2012-07-10 06:32:17 PM
img683.imageshack.us
 
2012-07-10 06:33:38 PM
I'd check with this guy:

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-07-10 06:34:40 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com

Ever sit on a stranger's lap, and wonder: "Who's Dick Jauron?"
 
2012-07-10 06:39:33 PM
Oh. My. God. We have...

images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-07-10 06:39:58 PM
Subby's mom knows what macaque looks like.
 
2012-07-10 06:40:00 PM
 
2012-07-10 06:41:02 PM
You rang?
 
2012-07-10 06:41:25 PM
Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt
 
2012-07-10 06:56:10 PM
Hugh Jorgen, you have a call at the front desk.
 
2012-07-10 06:56:32 PM
Macaque is probably hanging out with Myke Hawke in a jungle somewhere.

dsc.discovery.com
 
2012-07-10 07:17:54 PM

Kuroshin: I'd check with this guy:

[upload.wikimedia.org image 329x324]


I think you're the weiner.

www.magicmoviemachine.com
 
2012-07-10 07:21:09 PM
"Right here?"

Who's a monk?
 
2012-07-10 07:45:37 PM
Off fighting the Cardassians?
 
2012-07-10 07:48:06 PM
It ran off looking for Heywood Djiblowmee.
 
2012-07-10 07:48:12 PM
Macaque's hard...to find.
 
2012-07-10 07:48:53 PM

Bob_Laublaw: Yeah, I think Mike Hunt ran off with it.


dopeydwarf: Ask Mike Rotch, I hear he knows Macaque well.


xanadian: I think Hugh Jasz might know where it is...


MasterThief: I think it was looking for Amanda Hugankiss.


rocketpants: Hugh Jorgen, you have a call at the front desk.


I wouldn't trust that Gene Messeth character, though.
 
2012-07-10 08:08:30 PM
Is it in....

imnotatoy.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-07-10 08:08:58 PM
Hey, guys, go easy on him here. I mean, if I were in charge of a monkey and lost it, I'd think that was a real kick in macaque too, know what I mean?
 
2012-07-10 08:32:18 PM
Has anyone seen my cock? -- a cheery little song by Ivor Biggun

Arguably NSFW if you work with a bunch of little old ladies
 
2012-07-10 09:08:52 PM
Right behind Hugh Jass....
 
2012-07-10 09:19:45 PM
I saw it lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it. I had to buy it off him.
 
2012-07-10 09:20:41 PM
Have you tried the toilet?
 
2012-07-10 09:31:42 PM
Has anyone checked the banana tree?
 
2012-07-10 09:55:35 PM
Hello, I'm Craven Moorehead.
 
2012-07-10 10:11:50 PM

Kuroshin: I'd check with this guy:

[upload.wikimedia.org image 329x324]


Yes, This guy has some Positive Constructive Ideas

Link
 
2012-07-10 10:16:31 PM

Bob_Laublaw: Yeah, I think Mike Hunt ran off with it.


**tiny fist shaking**
 
2012-07-10 10:18:08 PM
did it get hoyed in the sea, like?
 
2012-07-10 10:21:43 PM
I'll rock with macaque out.
 
2012-07-10 10:28:10 PM
Direct all such inquiries to Pat McGroin.

Sincerely,
Phil McCracken
 
2012-07-10 10:35:41 PM

Local_User: I saw it lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it. I had to buy it off him.


Awesome... I only recognized this because the song came on the other day, it's been a long time.
 
2012-07-10 11:06:08 PM
Well, hello, TV station from near where I grew up. Look at you, on fark.com and probably wondering why your site traffic tripled today.
 
2012-07-10 11:28:55 PM
I heard macaque tried to bite Phil Atio. Or was it the other way around?
 
2012-07-10 11:48:05 PM

mat catastrophe: Well, hello, TV station from near where I grew up. Look at you, on fark.com and probably wondering why your site traffic tripled today.


A lot of people care about macaque!
 
2012-07-11 12:35:16 AM

LazerFish: mat catastrophe: Well, hello, TV station from near where I grew up. Look at you, on fark.com and probably wondering why your site traffic tripled today.

A lot of people care about macaque!


I care about macaque. Maybe too much.
 
2012-07-11 12:46:21 AM
Is it in Macau?
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-11 07:38:02 AM
This is the story of the trou macacq, the pine box derby, the monkey track
This is the story of the trou macacq, the pine box derby, the monkey track
Not what I heard or saw on TV,
But what I witnessed entirely
Each bend in the road was in fact another curve on the monkey track
Once upon a time we thought we were free
And had control over destiny
We saw ourselves a competent band
Able to reason, prosper and plan
But we had a chamber up in the moon
Circumstance made us change our tune
When the veil was torn from our face
We became the monkeys riding the race
MONKEY!
You think you got the stuff it takes to break away!
Boy you'll be on the track every day
Talent, vigor,drive
You'll eat peanut butter the rest of your life
And these last things you can arrange
Find other people equally strange
Stuff yourselves in the van and ride the pine box derby to the finish line
I said: Chris P. rides on a serious plan
He's going to finish as fast as he can
The Escalator takes it personally
And does not drive professionally
Charming Enchantress and Bones can run
Even if the windshield wipers are on
I the Broadcaster avoid police
But the Bat was led into custody
 
2012-07-11 08:09:04 AM
You too can find macaque... if you shave first and use a pair of tweezers.
 
2012-07-11 03:03:36 PM
I dinna know where yer Macaque is, but hae any of ye seen me two Scottish friends, Ben Dover and Phil McCrevis?
 
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