FARK.com: (7206008) Don't talk to the person in the elevator. You just know he's going to ask you to do yoga

		Don't talk to the person in the elevator. You just know he's going to ask you to do yoga (minnesota.cbslocal.com)		64
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The Stealth Hippopotamus		2012-07-10 02:39:29 PM

I'm just going to leave this right here:

The Stealth Hippopotamus		2012-07-10 02:41:56 PM

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The Stealth Hippopotamus		2012-07-10 02:43:10 PM

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The Stealth Hippopotamus		2012-07-10 02:48:04 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus		2012-07-10 02:48:47 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus		2012-07-10 02:49:22 PM

beantowndog		2012-07-10 03:52:25 PM

He? pass.

jaylectricity		2012-07-10 04:16:11 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus		2012-07-10 04:20:27 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus		2012-07-10 04:22:15 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus		2012-07-10 04:22:55 PM

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The Stealth Hippopotamus		2012-07-10 04:24:05 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus		2012-07-10 04:25:13 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus		2012-07-10 04:25:57 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus		2012-07-10 04:26:32 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus		2012-07-10 04:27:12 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus		2012-07-10 04:28:19 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus		2012-07-10 04:28:54 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus		2012-07-10 04:29:29 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus		2012-07-10 04:31:19 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus		2012-07-10 04:32:01 PM

jaylectricity		2012-07-10 04:35:06 PM

Do not GIS "fat girls doing yoga" or "obese yoga." Seriously, don't bother because I couldn't find much of anything on the first page to offend anybody with.

xanadian		2012-07-10 06:13:50 PM

xanadian		2012-07-10 06:15:59 PM

jaylectricity: Do not GIS "fat girls doing yoga" or "obese yoga." Seriously, don't bother because I couldn't find much of anything on the first page to offend anybody with.

I got something better. (PNSFW)

xanadian		2012-07-10 06:17:24 PM

leonel		2012-07-10 06:20:33 PM

It's not exclusively the elevator either. I had an ex who I was dating and two weeks later after eating dinner at a vegan restaurant she asks me to do yoga.

... the vegan restaurant was the warning sign, wasn't it?

Maechyll		2012-07-10 06:27:16 PM

I wanna be best friends with The Stealth Hippopotamus

beantowndog		2012-07-10 06:59:40 PM

This thread got a lot better when I got home from work.

El Dudereno		2012-07-10 07:15:01 PM

I came, I saw, I came.

pivazena		2012-07-10 07:37:17 PM

jaylectricity: Do not GIS "fat girls doing yoga" or "obese yoga." Seriously, don't bother because I couldn't find much of anything on the first page to offend anybody with.

blog.queengrace.com

Not so bad, if I were into girls

seancakes		2012-07-10 07:59:02 PM

Link is almost as hot as Ms. Underwood.

There's more of her doing yoga poses, but it's NSFW

SweetSaws		2012-07-10 08:26:58 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I'm just going to leave this right here:
[img209.imageshack.us image 640x424]

That butt doesn't poop

Nezorf		2012-07-10 08:43:29 PM

Done in 1-27

\If your girl does yoga, encourage it to no end!
\\If she wants to become a "yogi" draw the line. That's when the preaching starts.

Jamdug!		2012-07-10 09:00:41 PM

Great. Now my dick has blisters.

LarryDan43		2012-07-10 09:06:38 PM

Only if you are wearing lululemon. Otherwise you're not cool enough to do yoga.

Nuclear Monk		2012-07-10 09:18:39 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus. Hey! Who told you to stop!?!

janzee		2012-07-10 09:38:31 PM

Mix it up a bit.

www.shingleelevator.com

Beeblebrox		2012-07-10 09:49:16 PM

I swear if someone in the elevator said that to me, I'd tell them that repeatedly punching someone in the face uses calories as well.

zulius		2012-07-10 09:52:40 PM

Love this thread...

Uchiha_Cycliste		2012-07-10 10:03:14 PM

zulius: Love this thread...

robertus		2012-07-10 10:24:49 PM

Obligatory

/Possibly NSFW
//Nevermind the yoga, how'd she get that apartment?

invictus2		2012-07-10 10:45:17 PM

Badafuco		2012-07-11 01:31:27 AM

After seeing the posts from The Stealth Hippopotamus, my eyes stayed in Warrior One but my hand went Warrior Two on my penis.

/Got nuthin

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