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(Jezebel)   Turns out, Adele wasn't fat. She was pregnant for the last SEVEN MONTHS   (jezebel.com ) divider line
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2012-07-10 01:51:03 PM  
Oh wow.
 
2012-07-10 04:04:28 PM  
I like her dog.
static.entertainmentwise.com
His name is Louie.
 
2012-07-10 04:51:00 PM  
No I think shes still fat too.
 
2012-07-10 04:52:02 PM  
Don't care. The lives of pop stars are about the least important thing anyone in the world could ever possibly care about.
 
2012-07-10 04:52:22 PM  

95629: No I think shes still fat too.


she's still fat, and she has a foul mouth.
 
2012-07-10 04:52:52 PM  
It surprised even her.
 
2012-07-10 04:53:38 PM  
This is kind of the usual scenario for larger chicks and pregnancies, isn't it? At least she's not going to deliver in a nightclub toilet...
 
2012-07-10 04:54:27 PM  
Rumor has it she was pregnant, can't say I'm surprised.
 
2012-07-10 04:54:45 PM  
Would have been more fun to have a Celebrity version of I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant.

/only know that show from the soup
 
2012-07-10 04:55:07 PM  
I think she was fat for longer than that though.
 
2012-07-10 04:55:23 PM  
"Are you expecting?"

"Nope. Just fat."

"Maybe both?"
 
2012-07-10 04:56:43 PM  

taurusowner: Don't care. The lives of pop stars are about the least important thing anyone in the world could ever possibly care about.


...or comment on
 
2012-07-10 04:57:52 PM  

12349876: Would have been more fun to have a Celebrity version of I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant.

/only know that show from the soup


That's one of those shows that if I stumble upon it, I can't look away. "How did she not know?! She thought she had indigestion...? oh come on!"
 
2012-07-10 04:58:56 PM  
Can someone google for me who this Adele person is and why I should care that she's pregnant or fat?

/Free Randy Blythe
 
2012-07-10 04:59:25 PM  
So she'll be thin once she gives birth, then?
 
2012-07-10 05:00:37 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

Unimpressed.
 
2012-07-10 05:00:47 PM  

WhippingBoy: So she'll be thin once she gives birth, then?


Yep! Just like Jessica Simpson!
 
2012-07-10 05:04:37 PM  
Why is this on the Main Page?
 
2012-07-10 05:05:49 PM  
So what was her excuse 8 months ago?
 
2012-07-10 05:06:56 PM  

joeflood: Can someone google for me who this Adele person is and why I should care that she's pregnant or fat?

/Free Randy Blythe


celebritymagnet.com

I guess she's famous for something.

/And fat
 
2012-07-10 05:09:14 PM  

Jeremysbrain: So what was her excuse 8 months ago?


Maybe she's from Arizona. They're pregnant even weeks before conception, remember?
 
2012-07-10 05:10:35 PM  
Are we supposed to have been watching her or something? Or caring?
 
2012-07-10 05:14:59 PM  
I'm not exactly sure who Adele is. I'll assume I'm better off for it.
 
2012-07-10 05:16:33 PM  

12349876: Would have been more fun to have a Celebrity version of I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant.

/only know that show from the soup


RIP Discovery "Health" channel. I saw glimpses of that show, since it was basically the entire late night lineup from 9pm to what, 5am?
What a terrible channel that was, but still better than any other Discovery Network channel.
 
2012-07-10 05:20:15 PM  
Who?
 
2012-07-10 05:24:24 PM  
I'm OK with this, but as far as I knew "Adele" was a penguin.

After RTFA, she's a pregnant actress who isn't also anorexic
 
2012-07-10 05:24:38 PM  
Who, and why should I care that someone is pregnant?
 
2012-07-10 05:29:16 PM  

BronyMedic: Who, and why should I care that someone is pregnant?


So you know what to expect to hear on the radio in a few months.
 
2012-07-10 05:29:21 PM  
For those who do not know who she is, just do a YouTube search.

/weird voice she has
 
2012-07-10 05:29:45 PM  

taurusowner: Don't care. The lives of pop stars are about the least important thing anyone in the world could ever possibly care about.


So much so, that you would never post in a fark thread about one.
 
2012-07-10 05:33:19 PM  

joeflood: Can someone google for me who this Adele person is and why I should care that she's pregnant or fat?

/Free Randy Blythe


She's an angel I tell you. A GODDAMNED ANGEL!!!
 
2012-07-10 05:34:13 PM  
I like some of her songs a lot. But yeah, she's fat.
 
2012-07-10 05:42:02 PM  
I couldn't care less if she weighed more than a beluga. Her voice is stunning, and her songs are just beautiful.
 
2012-07-10 06:00:19 PM  

joeflood: Can someone google for me who this Adele person is and why I should care that she's pregnant or fat?

/Free Randy Blythe


LOL you're dogging Adele but then let people know you listen to shiatty metal. Good plan.
 
2012-07-10 06:02:14 PM  

bel4sucks: joeflood: Can someone google for me who this Adele person is and why I should care that she's pregnant or fat?

/Free Randy Blythe

LOL you're dogging Adele but then let people know you listen to shiatty metal. Good plan.


Dogging? Like in a car late at night by the highway rest stop?

/hot
 
2012-07-10 06:05:43 PM  
LOOK AT THAT BIG, FAT ASS!!!!!
 
2012-07-10 06:13:12 PM  
You guys who do not know who Adele is...been rolling in the derp too much
 
2012-07-10 06:14:05 PM  
I'm semi-amazed at the number of people who haven't been in a grocery store, Dentist's office, bank line, or on hold for any reason for the past 18 mos. or so. It's impossible to avoid Adele and her one vocal stunt. I especially like the song where she says she's happy her ex found someone new but you can tell she hopes he gets ball cancer.
 
2012-07-10 06:14:28 PM  
Yes Jezebel, you don't have to hold a pillow if you have a gunt like the Goodyear blimp now do you?
 
2012-07-10 06:17:32 PM  
encrypted-tbn0.google.com

I never would have guessed.
 
2012-07-10 06:24:28 PM  
That's what happens after rolling in the deep.
 
2012-07-10 06:47:33 PM  
"she's still fat, and she has a foul mouth."

You say this as if it were a bad thing.
 
2012-07-10 07:26:53 PM  
Good voice, terrible songs.
 
2012-07-10 07:37:02 PM  

joeflood: Can someone google for me who this Adele person is and why I should care that she's pregnant or fat?

/Free Randy Blythe


Who the fark is Randy Blythe? Googling, googling... Ahh, I see. A heavy metal singer who killed a fan.

Adele is an English blue-eyed soul singer-songwriter. Quite talented, actually.

/Popular music doesn't always suck.
//Yeah, I had to learn that, too.
///Enjoy!
 
2012-07-10 08:27:35 PM  
She's a strange sort, but give her the props, she can really sing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfzpYcwiUrA
 
2012-07-10 08:30:18 PM  

gordoiscool: "she's still fat, and she has a foul mouth."

You say this as if it were a bad thing.


We should make her an official farker.
 
2012-07-10 08:30:57 PM  
Meh, I'd probably still pee in her butt.

/I like mopeds, too
 
2012-07-10 08:43:09 PM  

Wayne 985: Good voice, terrible songs.


I agree totally
 
2012-07-10 08:48:06 PM  
I have no idea who this is and I want to make sure everyone knows.
 
2012-07-10 09:11:20 PM  
She exploited my name, and now she is due the same time as I am

/jokes at work keep coming. Not good ones either
//my name first!
 
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