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(KTLA Los Angeles)   All the vampires moving west down Ventura Boulevard duck from guy shooting out storefront windows with a slingshot   (ktla.com) divider line 35
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2560 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Jul 2012 at 4:18 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-07-10 02:44:53 PM  
Glass shop, or board-up service needs to make pay roll...

I know it happens, been there, done that..

You break as many windows on a street as you can, around a former customers place to hide your involvement and pick up new customers.
I bet a lot of these are doorlites (most are standard sizes).
As for board up companies, they sell the direct calls for service to glass companies. If its a older guy, it means he is most likely a owner, close to closing his shop.
That portion of Ventura Boulevard is a prime target, High end shops, not many cars around late at night. Hell, i knew one guy who used Ice cubes in a wristrocket so there would be no physical evidence.....
/This happens with car windows too..
 
2012-07-10 04:20:11 PM  
He's a bad boy. He didn't even miss them.
 
2012-07-10 04:22:58 PM  
I'm standin in the shadows.
 
2012-07-10 04:23:22 PM  
Encino Man?
 
jvl
2012-07-10 04:24:07 PM  
What the hell did I just reed?
 
2012-07-10 04:24:42 PM  
Might want to check out Mulholland too.
 
2012-07-10 04:24:48 PM  

bdub77: I'm standin in the shadows.


but where are all the good girls?
 
2012-07-10 04:25:52 PM  
FTFA: Now Swaner's insurance company tells him if he tries to file another claim, they will cancel his policy.

Is that even legal? Maybe it's poor wording on their part - I'm sure they can choose not to accept him back after his current policy expires - but canceling a policy because he's filing claims to the insurance company that agreed to cover him sounds fraudulent in itself. Business is business.
 
2012-07-10 04:26:49 PM  

probesport: bdub77: I'm standin in the shadows.

but where are all the good girls?


Goin' home with broken hearts.
 
2012-07-10 04:27:32 PM  
So....they did - back - down?
 
2012-07-10 04:28:16 PM  
And the radioman says
it is a beautiful night out there
in Los Angeles
you live
in Los Angeles
and you are going to
Reseda; we are all
in some way or
another going to
Reseda someday
to die
 
2012-07-10 04:30:09 PM  
maybe if guilty party had to pick up the tab for the vandalism this wouldn't happen. it's either folks or their insurance co,'s have to write the check while some arsehole does small time.

screw that. if you are guilty of being an arsehole you should have to pick up the entire expense, as well as pay back the taxpayer dollars pissed away finding and jailing your sad stinky arse.

i get mad too sometimes. that's why i cut myself. i keep it in-house, i mind my own business.
 
2012-07-10 04:30:25 PM  

hatelabs: we are all
in some way or
another going to
Reseda someday
to die


I'm on my way to fark a model from Ohio whose real name I don't know, so I'm getting a kick out of this comment.
 
Qel
2012-07-10 04:30:40 PM  
I'm FREE.....FREE fallin'
 
2012-07-10 04:31:03 PM  

SoupJohnB: So....they did - back - down?


Not even if you stood them up at the Gates of Hell.
 
2012-07-10 04:31:27 PM  
Maybe they went dancing at the Zombie Zoo.

/I know, different song.
//Still my favorite
 
2012-07-10 04:33:43 PM  
I love you guys.
 
2012-07-10 04:36:18 PM  
Did the slingshooter use silver bbs? Garlic cloves? Some, some wolfsbane?

/toothpicks?
 
2012-07-10 04:36:22 PM  

theorellior: hatelabs: we are all
in some way or
another going to
Reseda someday
to die

I'm on my way to fark a model from Ohio whose real name I don't know, so I'm getting a kick out of this comment.


I am going to Los Angeles to see my name on a replacement storefront window 5 feet long and luminous, so I'm also getting a kick...
 
2012-07-10 04:36:29 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: FTFA: Now Swaner's insurance company tells him if he tries to file another claim, they will cancel his policy.

Is that even legal? Maybe it's poor wording on their part - I'm sure they can choose not to accept him back after his current policy expires - but canceling a policy because he's filing claims to the insurance company that agreed to cover him sounds fraudulent in itself. Business is business.


Yeah, I don't understand the point of having a policy if you can't file a claim on it.
 
2012-07-10 04:37:11 PM  
To the vandal:
The merchants will probably feel a whole lot better when you're goooone!

/Tom Petty fan
//SF Valley resident and oft-time cruiser of Ventura Blvd
 
2012-07-10 04:39:02 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: I am going to Los Angeles to see my name on a replacement storefront window 5 feet long and luminous, so I'm also getting a kick...


Has the sun charred the other side of the world and come back to you, painting the smoke over your head an imperial violet?
 
2012-07-10 04:40:20 PM  
Maybe he was just running down a dream...
 
2012-07-10 04:42:03 PM  

bdub77: I'm standin in the shadows.


Have you seen your mother, baby?

/what the hell does this have to do with Hank Williams Jr?
 
2012-07-10 04:45:45 PM  

MBooda: bdub77: I'm standin in the shadows.

Have you seen your mother, baby?

/what the hell does this have to do with Hank Williams Jr?


Del was singin'
 
2012-07-10 04:46:03 PM  
Subby, you make it sound like the guy's just a petty criminal.
 
2012-07-10 04:46:22 PM  
I love SoCal threads. It's like winding up on a very familiar street when you're in a foreign country.

/Tom Petty is awesome
//get off my lawn
 
2012-07-10 04:47:49 PM  

MBooda: Subby, you make it sound like the guy's just a petty criminal.


You're breaking my heart.
 
2012-07-10 04:56:40 PM  

theorellior: hatelabs: we are all
in some way or
another going to
Reseda someday
to die

I'm on my way to fark a model from Ohio whose real name I don't know, so I'm getting a kick out of this comment.


I'm getting a kick out of this and laughing, cause I fark a model too....
Getting on the bus!
 
2012-07-10 04:59:59 PM  
Ooo spooky,... Super Bon Bon just came up on my playlist as I was posting that.
(insert theramin music here) then overdub with
Too fat, fat you must cut lean.
You got to take the elevator to the mezzanine,
Chump, change, and it's on, super bon bon
Super bon bon, Super bon bon!!
 
2012-07-10 05:07:58 PM  

hatelabs: Ooo spooky,... Super Bon Bon just came up on my playlist as I was posting that.


Sheer chance will draw you in to here.
 
2012-07-10 06:15:24 PM  
greenobles.com

APPROVES
 
2012-07-10 07:18:15 PM  
One thing about living in Los Angeles never could stomach: all the damn vampires.
 
2012-07-10 07:27:39 PM  
but I'm a good girl. Should I go home with a broken heart? Arsehole?
 
2012-07-10 10:20:20 PM  

laurens: but I'm a good girl. Should I go home with a broken heart? Arsehole?


Aw. Are you an American Girl? Raised on promises?
 
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