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2012-07-10 01:32:23 PM
19 votes:
Next week: "Barack Obama is an out-of-touch rich white guy!"
2012-07-10 03:23:34 PM
10 votes:

BunkoSquad: This thread has it all.

Except for Obama's face Photoshopped onto the Mitt-rubber-glove-fudge-factory picture.



img526.imageshack.us

/wipes hands on pants
2012-07-10 01:34:46 PM
8 votes:
I worry that Obama's Mormonism might make him unappealing to Christian voters.
2012-07-10 03:30:42 PM
6 votes:
whiskeygoldmine.com

Wet. Frothy. Brown.
2012-07-10 08:15:12 PM
5 votes:
home.comcast.net

\hot like krylon in a can....
2012-07-10 03:33:08 PM
5 votes:

sweetmelissa31: Wet. Frothy. Brown.


Naw, that dude got knocked out in the GOP Primary.
2012-07-10 01:20:57 PM
4 votes:
ok, why did no one inform us that we had crossed over into the Mirror Universe?

I could have at least prepared my goatee for the occasion.
2012-07-10 06:37:48 PM
3 votes:
Just a few weeks ago, after quaffing a cold beverage during a long day of campaigning in the heat, Obama was asked how the beverage tasted. His response was "Purple. Drank. Illin."
2012-07-10 06:30:00 PM
3 votes:

BunkoSquad: J
This thread has it all.

Except for Obama's face Photoshopped onto the Mitt-rubber-glove-fudge-factory picture.


I totally read that in Stefon's voice.


This thread has it all: chubby white boys, mannequins in bird shirts, horse-play, fudge-packing, Bronies, little magical underwear...

Seth: Wait...little magic underqwear?

It's that thing where jacked midgets wearing Mormon underwear wave their little magic wands at each other.

Seth: I don't think that's a thing.

It is, Seth Meyers.
2012-07-10 06:28:06 PM
3 votes:

Sin_City_Superhero: I am rubber. You are glue. Whatever you say bounces off me, and sticks to you!


www.biography.com

"Glue. Wet. Good."
2012-07-10 03:15:42 PM
3 votes:

Grand_Moff_Joseph: why did no one inform us that we had crossed over into the Mirror Universe?


i.imgur.com

Because surprise is to Evil Romney's advantage.
2012-07-10 01:29:16 PM
3 votes:
President Obama owns a ballet horse that will compete in the Olympics.
2012-07-10 01:23:07 PM
3 votes:
farm2.static.flickr.com
2012-07-10 09:06:35 PM
2 votes:
Dear Romney Campaign,

zipmeme.com
2012-07-10 07:46:20 PM
2 votes:
talkingpointsmemo.com
www.x-entertainment.com
2012-07-10 07:19:35 PM
2 votes:
i859.photobucket.com
2012-07-10 03:53:48 PM
2 votes:

what_now: This is the 2008 Gold Medal Winning Individual Dressage performance. It is amazing.


Suck it, haters.


Oh dear GOD, my ex-mother-in-law is on Fark now.

At least now I know the proper term for "Oh I don't know, she does something with breeding weird stomping horses"
2012-07-10 03:36:20 PM
2 votes:
This thread contains some great pictures and also the ultimate white person argument about the merits of horse dressage.
2012-07-10 03:34:35 PM
2 votes:
No, obviously the horses THEMSELVES aren't hundreds of years old, the style of training is hundreds of years old and you people are making me defend Mitt Romney and I don't like it.

thefunnycat.net
2012-07-10 03:32:22 PM
2 votes:

sweetmelissa31: Wet. Frothy. Brown.


www.impact-web.net
2012-07-10 03:26:37 PM
2 votes:
I hear Obama was Managing Director at Bain Capital, but not THE Managing Director at Bain Capital.
2012-07-10 03:20:32 PM
2 votes:

what_now: The Lipizzaner Stallions have been dancing for hundreds of years.


Holy shiat, those are some old-ass horses!
2012-07-10 03:14:08 PM
2 votes:

what_now: Look, I get that not everyone is OMG PONIEZZ!! But COME ON! This is beautiful. It's like not liking figure skating or ballet.


In my honest opinion, dressage seriously just looks like a horse having a stroke to me.
2012-07-10 03:01:15 PM
2 votes:
Barack Obama avoided the Vietnam War by claiming a religious exemption as he worked to convert the people of France to Mormonism.
2012-07-10 03:00:26 PM
2 votes:

BunkoSquad: Jackson Herring: what_now: STOP MAKING FUN OF DRESSAGE!! IT IS A BEAUTIFUL AND DELIGHTFUL FORM OF EQUESTRIANSHIP!

hey I did make a bird shirt joke too

This thread has it all.

Except for Obama's face Photoshopped onto the Mitt-rubber-glove-fudge-factory picture.


i.imgur.com

The big fudge is his penis.
2012-07-10 02:56:34 PM
2 votes:
Barack Hussein Obama (born March 12, 1947) is an American businessman and the presumptive nominee of the Republican Party for President of the United States in the 2012 election. He was the 70th Governor of Massachusetts (2003-07).
2012-07-10 02:51:46 PM
2 votes:
STOP MAKING FUN OF DRESSAGE!! IT IS A BEAUTIFUL AND DELIGHTFUL FORM OF EQUESTRIANSHIP!
2012-07-10 02:44:46 PM
2 votes:

sweetmelissa31: Michelle Obama spent $1000 on a bird shirt.


memberfiles.freewebs.com
2012-07-10 02:44:06 PM
2 votes:

sweetmelissa31: Michelle Obama spent $1000 on a bird shirt.


sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net
2012-07-10 01:39:08 PM
2 votes:

sweetmelissa31: President Obama owns a ballet horse that will compete in the Olympics.


President Obama made millions as a hedge fund manager.
2012-07-10 01:24:27 PM
2 votes:
Okay. Now, I understand that it's the Rove thing to do when you hang your own weaknesses onto your opponent, but seriously, Mittens? This is not how you're supposed to do it.

By lacking subtlety, you just wind up looking pants-on-the-head-retarded and childish.
2012-07-10 08:56:28 PM
1 votes:

tony41454: Mrtraveler01


Wake me up when you use an actual news source for once.


Wake me up when you actually READ a news source for once.


Wake me up before go go.

/got nuthing
2012-07-10 07:05:29 PM
1 votes:
ELAINE: What about ponies? What kind of abnormal animal is that? And those kids who had their own ponies..

JERRY: I know, I hated those kids. In fact, I hate anyone that ever had a pony when they were growing up.

MANYA: ..I had a pony.

(The room is dead quiet)

JERRY: ..Well, I didn't really mean a pony, per se.

MANYA: (Angry) When I was a little girl in Poland, we all had ponies. My sister had pony, my cousin had pony, ..So, what's wrong with that?

JERRY: Nothing. Nothing at all. I was just merely expressting..

HELEN: Should we have coffee? Who's having coffee?

MANYA: He was a beautiful pony! And I loved him.

JERRY: Well, I'm sure you did. Who wouldn't love a pony? Who wouldn't love a person that had a pony?

MANYA: You! You said so!

JERRY: No, see, we didn't have ponies. I'm sure at the time in Poland, they were very common. They were probably like compact cars..

MANYA: That's it! I've had enough! (She leaves the room)

ISAAC: Have your coffee, everyone. She's a little upset. It's been an emotional day.

(Isaac leaves, everyone looks at Jerry)

JERRY: I didn't know she had a pony. How was I to know she had a pony? Who figures an immigrant's going to have a pony? Do you know what the odds are on

that? I mean, in all the pictures I saw of immigrants on boats coming into New York harbor, I never saw one of them sitting on a pony. Why would anybody come

hre if they had a pony? Who leaves a country packed with ponies to come to a non-pony country? It doesn't make sense.. am I wrong?
2012-07-10 06:58:56 PM
1 votes:

Soup4Bonnie: Tap dancing horses do not belong in the Olympics.


Mitt Romney: IRL Brony.

Dance, pretty ponies! Dance!
2012-07-10 06:49:16 PM
1 votes:
Tap dancing horses do not belong in the Olympics.
2012-07-10 06:48:10 PM
1 votes:
HORSE DANCING 2012!!!! Go Fartbama!! Make that horse dance like his health care was on the line... who am i kidding, i am sure those horses have better health care then most Americans.
2012-07-10 06:41:54 PM
1 votes:
NO U!
2012-07-10 06:41:53 PM
1 votes:
Ummm... something about glass houses and stones.
2012-07-10 06:38:57 PM
1 votes:
I'm fascinated to hear Romney's plan on how to punish companies for outsourcing.
2012-07-10 06:35:50 PM
1 votes:

Meanniss: Jackson Herring: sweetmelissa31: Jackson Herring: [i.imgur.com image 450x358]

Konstantin Pavlovich Loshadev-Fartbongo strikes again. I can't believe President Fart bought the most talented ballet horse in the world just to compete against Rafalca in the Olympics.

Actually he bought it just to show Romney that he can. He's just going to have Konstantin Pavlovich turned into glue out of spite.

I love it when you two get on a roll.


...with butter.
2012-07-10 06:29:49 PM
1 votes:

Jackson Herring: sweetmelissa31: Jackson Herring: [i.imgur.com image 450x358]

Konstantin Pavlovich Loshadev-Fartbongo strikes again. I can't believe President Fart bought the most talented ballet horse in the world just to compete against Rafalca in the Olympics.

Actually he bought it just to show Romney that he can. He's just going to have Konstantin Pavlovich turned into glue out of spite.


I love it when you two get on a roll.
2012-07-10 06:26:03 PM
1 votes:
I thoroughly enjoyed Obama's book "Dreams of my Father, the Governor of Michigan."
2012-07-10 06:20:15 PM
1 votes:
Obama described lemonade as 'Lemon. Wet. Good'.
2012-07-10 06:17:47 PM
1 votes:

tallguywithglasseson: Does Romney really think that focusing on the outsourcing of jobs is something that works in his favor?


In 2004, we had a candidate who went to Vietnam and earned a Silver Star, a Bronze Star with Valor, and three Purple Hearts. The other specifically signed up with a non-deployable Texas Air National Guard unit.

Candidate B's team successfully painted Candidate A as a coward.

America is that stupid.

For example, a helpful Fark Independent will reply to this comment and inadvertently prove my point.
2012-07-10 06:07:04 PM
1 votes:

vernonFL: Bo, the Obamas' dog, had to ride on the roof of the family station wagon on a family vacation.


No. Bo chooses to ride on the roof. Little bastard loves it up there, and he ain't the only one...

lh4.ggpht.com
2012-07-10 04:49:12 PM
1 votes:
We're asleep at the wheel, folks.

weknowmemes.com
2012-07-10 04:02:14 PM
1 votes:

bdub77: It's like Romney's invented some sort of retard judo.


Retarded Judo is the name of my Donnie and Marie Osmond cover band.
2012-07-10 03:57:12 PM
1 votes:

Weaver95: Um...does Romney know that he isn't fooling anyone? I mean...he DOES know that damn near everyone has internet access now, right?


He also knows that his base is comprised of some of the dumbest m-f's who are able to put on pants and get themselves to a political rally without crashing into a tree, so it was a calculated gamble.
2012-07-10 03:47:11 PM
1 votes:

Bloody William: what_now: No, obviously the horses THEMSELVES aren't hundreds of years old, the style of training is hundreds of years old and you people are making me defend Mitt Romney and I don't like it.

[thefunnycat.net image 448x588]

[scranton.mylittlefacewhen.com image 640x351]


i.imgur.com
2012-07-10 03:43:26 PM
1 votes:
www.robotsnob.com

THOUSANDS of YEARS AGO, the Lipizzaner Stallions danced for the gorilla people of Megafrance 2121, and Mitt Romney was sent back in time to destroy the first chicken before it could become a ballet horse.

/We love you, what_now
2012-07-10 03:41:13 PM
1 votes:

what_now: No, obviously the horses THEMSELVES aren't hundreds of years old, the style of training is hundreds of years old and you people are making me defend Mitt Romney and I don't like it.

[thefunnycat.net image 448x588]


scranton.mylittlefacewhen.com
2012-07-10 03:40:37 PM
1 votes:

what_now: No, obviously the horses THEMSELVES aren't hundreds of years old, the style of training is hundreds of years old and you people are making me defend Mitt Romney and I don't like it.


Seriously though, all jokes about horse ballet aside, the problem is that Mitt Romney's ballet horse is an $80k a year tax deductible medical expense for his wife.
2012-07-10 03:27:20 PM
1 votes:
President Obama's father was born in Mexico, so Sarah Palin is automatically President and Obama has to wear a sombrero while working the Taco Bell drive thru.
2012-07-10 03:26:26 PM
1 votes:
when did "I'm rubber, you're glue" become a valid political argument?
2012-07-10 03:19:55 PM
1 votes:

what_now: Bloody William: what_now: This is the 2008 Gold Medal Winning Individual Dressage performance. It is amazing.


Suck it, haters.

That might be the stupidest thing I've ever seen to not come out of Fark TV.

Look, I get that not everyone is OMG PONIEZZ!! But COME ON! This is beautiful. It's like not liking figure skating or ballet.


It's a horse prancing up and down. It's unsettling. Yes, I'm sure there's a lot of skill and it's a remarkable showing, but... it's just a horse doing a farked up dance.

Okay, it is pretty awesome if you mash it up with this video.
2012-07-10 03:08:31 PM
1 votes:

what_now: This is the 2008 Gold Medal Winning Individual Dressage performance. It is amazing.


Suck it, haters.


That might be the stupidest thing I've ever seen to not come out of Fark TV.
2012-07-10 03:01:24 PM
1 votes:
Obama is not really attached to NASCAR but has some great personal friends that are NASCAR team owners, some of who might also be corporations.
2012-07-10 02:57:48 PM
1 votes:
I loved it when Obama said he was "a rodent and rabbit hunter. Small varmints, if you will."
2012-07-10 02:54:26 PM
1 votes:
It's like Romney's invented some sort of retard judo.
2012-07-10 02:41:03 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-07-10 02:29:21 PM
1 votes:
For real though guys, you shouldn't be trying to shout down Mitt Romney's opposing but perfectly valid opinions
2012-07-10 01:40:00 PM
1 votes:
I know you are but what am I?
2012-07-10 01:39:21 PM
1 votes:
I'm not voting for obama because he signed the MA healthcare law.


/wait
2012-07-10 01:29:27 PM
1 votes:

Quasar: How perfectly incompetently Rovian.

 
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