markie_farkie: Meh... I used to fap to single pixels on my Amdek green-screen.

I remember being frustrated by some CD-ROM I bought at a porn store in the mid-90s. The only other option was to wait for my baud modem to render a photo I may or may not have wanted to jerk to, and it was already in my hand. So you kinda had to take what you could get. "I'm really not into some tiny girl being abused by two large black men, but I guess it's gonna have to do."

You kids today have no idea how Generation X (or older Generation Y) had to suffer to feed the spank bank. You just log on in your mom's basement. Dammit, we worked for it. Don't me started on hardcopies you had to stash. Think about your porn habits, and now try to imagine hiding that from people who live with you and rummage through your sh*t while you're at school or work.

Amateurs.

EatHam: And don't even get me started on ScrambleVision™

Dammit, I thought I'd put that chapter of my life behind me.

There's nothing more pathetic than some guy squinting to catch a scrambled Spice Channel movie while rubbing his dick. It's just...god the more I think of it the more I want to cry in shame.

Except:

YOU ALL DID IT, TOO.

Never has this image been more appropriate:

dickfreckle: You kids today have no idea how Generation X (or older Generation Y) had to suffer to feed the spank bank. You just log on in your mom's basement. Dammit, we worked for it. Don't me started on hardcopies you had to stash. Think about your porn habits, and now try to imagine hiding that from people who live with you and rummage through your sh*t while you're at school or work.

And don't even get me started on ScrambleVision™.

Meh... I used to fap to single pixels on my Amdek green-screen.