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(CBS Detroit)   Is Tigers' ace Justin Verlander pitching to supermodel Kate Upton? The pics don't lie   (detroit.cbslocal.com) divider line 47
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2012-07-10 06:14:03 PM
Well done, Mr. Verlander. Well done.
 
2012-07-10 06:17:41 PM
Hopefully he won't pitch a no-hitter with her.
 
2012-07-10 06:20:55 PM
So she likes it fast and hard does she?
 
2012-07-10 06:23:14 PM
Looks like he made his way into something much better than the perfect club.
 
2012-07-10 06:25:42 PM
Did he give her the high hard one?
 
2012-07-10 06:31:38 PM
I would balk her so fast. Probably because I would have a hard time working with the rubber. Or something.
 
2012-07-10 06:34:01 PM
She'll be his undoing. Pussy always messes up the fastball and weakens the legs.
 
2012-07-10 06:43:43 PM
I'd hit it for the cycle
 
2012-07-10 06:45:08 PM
I'd love to show her the back-door slider, if you know what I mean.
 
2012-07-10 06:45:13 PM
I'd pitch it low and inside.
 
2012-07-10 06:47:12 PM
She was tired of her own knuckleball?
 
2012-07-10 06:49:22 PM
When pitching to her, I'd pitch to contact. In fact, I'd serve up a big fat one, just below her belt.
 
2012-07-10 06:50:04 PM
Lucky bastard, that woman does it for me, if you know what I mean.

/I'd like to have sex with her, that's what I mean...
//oh baseball pun thread umm...I'd let her touch my bat? Does that work?
 
2012-07-10 06:57:02 PM
She's the catcher and let it go five-hole for a wild pitch.
 
2012-07-10 07:03:58 PM
i70.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-10 07:04:58 PM
Yeah well, just came here to say that he's a magically talented pitcher.

Fark all the doublt/triple entendre bullshiate.
 
2012-07-10 07:08:38 PM

fatalvenom: She's the catcher and let it go five-hole for a wild pitch.


Don't go mixing in other sports lingo.
 
2012-07-10 07:16:03 PM
Is that Beer she's drinking?

Did Verlander give beer to a minor?

Should he be suspended for the rest of the season for so obviously flaunting the law?


//totally not an Indians fan or anything
 
2012-07-10 07:17:33 PM
Verlander wins the HOF before actually retiring then.
 
2012-07-10 07:22:15 PM

Flappyhead: fatalvenom: She's the catcher and let it go five-hole for a wild pitch.

Don't go mixing in other sports lingo.


Baseball has borrowed it in recent years, like they did the mask. It's valid for either sport.
 
2012-07-10 07:27:37 PM
The Tigers need to give Verlander whatever he wants, for the rest of his career. He wants to fark Dave Dombrowski in the ass at home plate before every start? Done. He wants to go clubbing with models? Make it happen. Do NOT let him end up with any other team. Especially the Yankees.
 
2012-07-10 07:30:24 PM
Derek Jeter ----> Minka Kelly, Jessica Alba, Mariah Carey, whole of lower Manhattan et al.

Justin Verlander ----> Kate Upton

Advantage: Verlander
 
2012-07-10 08:02:15 PM

The_Great_Hambino: I'd love to show her the back-door slider, if you know what I mean.


This one right here, she's da best.
 
2012-07-10 08:04:09 PM
Good luck, pitcher guy. Hope it works out better for you than it did for Chuck Finley with Tawny Kitaen.
 
2012-07-10 08:06:33 PM

js34603: //oh baseball pun thread umm...I'd let her touch my bat? Does that work?


No, no, no; you'd let her choke up on your bat.
 
2012-07-10 08:33:46 PM
This ASG proves that Kate Upton weakens legs.
 
2012-07-10 08:54:43 PM
She bangs a lot of dudes. More women should learn from her.
 
2012-07-10 09:09:52 PM
Kate's JV blowjobs cost the American League home field advantage!!
 
2012-07-10 09:24:42 PM
I gotta get me one of those Cy Youngs.
 
2012-07-10 09:32:12 PM
i568.photobucket.com

High five!
i568.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-10 09:35:29 PM

Scruffinator: The Tigers need to give Verlander whatever he wants, for the rest of his career. He wants to fark Dave Dombrowski in the ass at home plate before every start? Done. He wants to go clubbing with models? Make it happen. Do NOT let him end up with any other team. Especially the Yankees.


That's ridiculous! That would be like letting a player go to the Yankees after he was only the third player in history to join the 20-20-20-20 club!

But if you are going to trade Verlander, do it for someone of equal or better talent. Like Dantrelle Willis.
 
2012-07-10 10:41:54 PM
I'd go high and inside.
 
2012-07-11 12:23:17 AM
Headline should be corrected to read: "Is Tigers ace Justin Verlander pitching like Kate Upton?"
 
2012-07-11 12:25:27 AM
I would like her to go down looking.
 
2012-07-11 12:26:46 AM
Has anyone made a "dugout" joke yet? No?

I'd like to get in her dugout!
 
2012-07-11 12:32:56 AM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: She'll be his undoing. Pussy always messes up the fastball and weakens the legs.


i291.photobucket.com

/breathe thru your eyelids
 
2012-07-11 01:20:10 AM

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: Headline should be corrected to read: "Is Tigers ace Justin Verlander pitching like Kate Upton?"


No shiat. Judging by his all-star game performance, I wonder if he's suffering from the Roy Hobbs/Kim Basinger effect.
 
2012-07-11 02:19:23 AM
I'd brush her off the plate (so she doesn't get fat)
 
2012-07-11 02:24:31 AM

HaywoodJablonski: I'd brush her off the plate (so she doesn't get fat)


Yes, but would you stick it in her ear?
 
2012-07-11 02:41:29 AM

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: HaywoodJablonski: I'd brush her off the plate (so she doesn't get fat)

Yes, but would you stick it in her ear?


The plate? Sounds painful
 
2012-07-11 05:54:29 AM

born_yesterday: Scruffinator: The Tigers need to give Verlander whatever he wants, for the rest of his career. He wants to fark Dave Dombrowski in the ass at home plate before every start? Done. He wants to go clubbing with models? Make it happen. Do NOT let him end up with any other team. Especially the Yankees.

That's ridiculous! That would be like letting a player go to the Yankees after he was only the third player in history to join the 20-20-20-20 club!

But if you are going to trade Verlander, do it for someone of equal or better talent. Like Dantrelle Willis.


Dumb post is dumb, they didn't "let" Granderson go to the yankees after hitting some arbitrary goals. They sent him there as part of a trade. Since that time Jackson has had a higher WAR and lower salary than Granderson, so I will call it a win.
 
2012-07-11 06:18:30 AM
If it wouldn't be for her daddy's riches from out-of-state bribes from people such as the Koch brothers and Enbridge, she'd be just another regular hottie on the street. The Don Cooneys of the world can't unseat the Fred Uptons of the world without these massive bribes, either.
 
2012-07-11 06:42:35 AM

Ow My Balls: If it wouldn't be for her daddy's uncle's riches from out-of-state bribes from people such as the Koch brothers and Enbridge, she'd be just another regular hottie on the street. The Don Cooneys of the world can't unseat the Fred Uptons of the world without these massive bribes, either.


FTFY
 
2012-07-11 08:52:20 AM

Ow My Balls: If it wouldn't be for her daddy's riches from out-of-state bribes from people such as the Koch brothers and Enbridge, she'd be just another regular hottie on the street. The Don Cooneys of the world can't unseat the Fred Uptons of the world without these massive bribes, either.


(begin threadjack) Well, there's that and the fact that Don Cooney is an absolute loon. It's consistently disappointing to see the parade of idiots the Democratic Party throw up against Upton. He has not had a single viable opponent in the 18 years I've been able to vote. (end threadjack)

She seems like a nice enough girl, but JV needs to remember not to fark with a streak.
 
2012-07-11 09:30:51 AM
Strike three, you're in...
 
2012-07-11 10:15:24 AM

born_yesterday: Scruffinator: The Tigers need to give Verlander whatever he wants, for the rest of his career. He wants to fark Dave Dombrowski in the ass at home plate before every start? Done. He wants to go clubbing with models? Make it happen. Do NOT let him end up with any other team. Especially the Yankees.

That's ridiculous! That would be like letting a player go to the Yankees after he was only the third player in history to join the 20-20-20-20 club!


I'd MUCH rather have Coke and Jackson than Granderson based on how all three have done this year.
 
2012-07-11 10:16:47 AM

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: Headline should be corrected to read: "Is Tigers ace Justin Verlander pitching like Kate Upton?"


Watching him last night, he was doing what he used to do: Trying to just flat-out overpower guys and be a thrower instead of intelligently pitching. Seems that he wanted to go out and put on a show and got caught because he was pitching to some of the best guys in baseball.
 
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